>>somones looking at me
>swing gaze across them to make sure
>accidentally make nano second of eye contact
>continue gaze past them
>feign interest
>hold imaginary interest in phantom target
>dont ham up face
>return to original visual point
>risk another look check
>control body manually/cycle idle animation to show ive lost interest/am oblivious to any attention
>throw/sling fist out to crack elbow/stretch arm
>cover/wipe mouth with back of thumb
>clean rim of nostril, not quite pick.
How do you fool the pod people /r9k/?
>>34684524
>>cover/wipe mouth with back of thumb
>>clean rim of nostril, not quite pick.
Those work well.
Smoking, if you're outside.
Or just look at them really intensely untill they avert gaze
>>34684849
>Or just look at them really intensely untill they avert gaze
I dont have enough AP for that kind of maneuver.
I also dont smoke
>>34684524
Not quite an answer to your question, but.
>looking at girl passing by
>she looks at me
>make disgusted face of contempt
>look away
The 3rd step is the critical one, because I feel it destroys their self esteem. At the very least they think they have something on their face, like a booger hanging out.
my gran bought me this book
>>34684515
haha great gran banter, imagine she wanted to be your gf haha.
Why does the guy have his pants pulled down
hahaha so funny did you tell her how haha it was haha?
Question- Whats the difference between yesterday and a dream?
Answer- yesterday has reproductions
>I want to hear some deep robot think
A dream is an experience only you experience
Yesterday is an experience everyone experiences
Both are experiences. Since perception is everything, both are "real".
Consensus reality is not the ultimate reality.
>>34684504
The only way I can make sense of an infinite universe is if it'd loop around in every direction.
We probably look like cartoon characters to God.
I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roomate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
>>34684433
>dominant gender
If men weren't witch hunted for retaliating against their wives you would be beaten beyond recognition
Only in family court.
Don't get married and women have no power on men.
>>34684494
Except yunno holding almost an entire monopoly on sex the thing most men want but can't get in the liberal western world.
What are everyone's plans for Valentines Day?
>>34684348
hang myself
(plays flute)
I'm gonna put on a show and play with some toys via Skype with my LD bf.
>>34684348
Play For Honor the whole day, kinda looking forward to it but not really.
tfw wen u bout 2 reeeee
>>34684296
>tfw wen u bout 2 reeeee
wat did he men by dis
show me ur biggu dikku and ree in my faec
>>34684639
me prayin 4 u not being homosexe lole, but leave thread, this are christian board
Would you? She seems sweet to me
>>34684266
>another woman out of my league
she would probably abuse me emotionally
>>34684266
Eigen baas ja vast. Wajongsletje zul je bedoelen.
>>34684266
Behind every weird fuck there is a proud mommy and daddy.
>Spend ages fantasising about things to draw
>Never find the motivation to do so
>Finally put a pencil in my hand and get to it
>It looks like utter shit
>Feel so embarrassed with myself I give up
>>34684188
Practice - do it.
>>34684188
Can you draw me a trap pepe fucking another trap pepe and a gondola in the corner watching with a erect penis?
>>34684264
If I could draw or MS paint I woud senpai
Why don't you own a pet (dog)? It is the best weapon against loneliness. Pic related, me and my dog. He is my best friend.
>>34684173
Because if I kill myself, who would take care of my dog?
thats an originaI qt dog OP
Training animals is hard and I'm way too impatient for it.
And an untrained dog is not worth it at all.
>tfw no bf to watch the new Samurai Jack cartoon with in a few months
Why live?
>tfw marathoning the original alone
>>34684170
wtf the new samurai jack is out thanks anon
didnt even know they were making a new one hope it's not shit
>>34684208
The trailer just came out today, looks awesome
What do you do when you feel even worse than usual?
I am not sure what I should do. Even more than usual, today I feel like shit. What do I do about it?
Embrace the feel. It lets you better appreciate the times when you feel good.
take a handful of sleeping pills
>>34684184
I have no desire to do anything to even distract myself. I feel like a burden to everyone I know.
Who the fuck listens to this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muR9V-OzdZw
Normalspits love that stuff. It's trendy
high school to early college normal shits
>american rich
being thousands in credit debt to look like they matter lmao
Fembots, what does it actually take for you to respect a male?
Be honest please, I'm very interested.
Mutual respect is all it takes. Respect one and they will respect you.
>>34684049
Get out of here with your logic and incredibly easy answers. Expect these fucking neets and neckbeards to respect women when they dont respect themselves.
Hmm..assertiveness, honesty, communicative, intelligence, emotional maturity, introversion. To name a few.
Greetings, measly mortals. It is me, Midnight Ephemeral, the Prisoner of Ursus. I wield the Calamity Dynamo in order to fight the Alabaster Syndicate each time they mount an attack on Threshold X, yet it appears that I have got myself into a predicament. You see, when I was mending the Calamity Dynamo after it had sustained some damage, I unwittingly fractured the Blasphemous Crescendo impressed into its handle.
Unmistakably, I shall carry out my fated duty of thwarting the Alabaster Syndicate amidst their next foray. After all, nobody desires to witness the Dithyrambical Deviation itself befall this world. Nevertheless, I cannot prevail in this mission without a functioning Calamity Dynamo. It is thus that I come upon this place to implore Kek, the Risen, for assistance.
The Fantasia Ceremony held as a means to repair the Blasphemous Crescendo necessitates the presence of a befitting mortal human. According to the divinations of the Obelisk of Reckoning, in the human world such a persona is conferred the revered title of "Girlfriend". Certain properties are also required... They must be:
-Female
-A retainer of the Tyrant's Eye
-Able to execute the Fatal Combination
-Licensed to operate the Resonance Engine and the S.C.R.E.A.M. System
-Willing to relocate to the Millennium Harbor that's eternally poised over Zanzibar
-Affiliated with the Thanatos Delegation
-Very c... c... c-c-c-c-c-cute like in the attached Portable Network Graphic
If such a Girlfriend is to exist here, I urge you to step forward. That is all.
EFUKSISTE... IMMEAMENTE.
I command my post to ascend to the very heights of this cursed board!
hello i am sexy girl...,my intimite photos @www.nigeriapromise.net...,pls come very nice time
>>34685051
Sadly, it is you who is required to come. Please teleport to the Millennium Harbor if you fit the requirements.
>tfw no big black spook bf
Hot pic op
>>34683942
whats with all this cuck shit stop trying to turn robots into sissies
>>34684103
It's pretty good dear anon