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Link to the test pls

>oy vey goyim you are mentally unwell, the only answer is to give me money

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>>34687371
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/quizzes/goldbergdepression/
also
>goldberg

idunnolol lol lol lol

>>34687335
It is one of the greatest feelings in the world, especially when you love her too.
The feeling of them wanting to be with you no matter what you two are doing over anything else.
The feeling of holding hands and giving kisses in public.
The feeling of slowly starting to love the sugary couple conversations you used to hate before being in love, telling eachother you love them ten times a day.
That feeling of meeting their parents, siblings and family and getting along great.
The feeling of cuddling and talking about how you will buy a house, get married, how cute your kids will be and how you will be together forever at night while falling asleep.
The feeling of her snuggling up to you in her sleep while making a cute sound of comfiness and half awake kisses.
The feeling of waking up with eachother and staying in bed half of the day because you two would not want to do anything else than hold on to that bliss.
The feeling of confidence and energy in your life because you know she is there for you.
>And then she start crying and tells you she does not feel in love as much as she used to, even though she still loves you forever
>And then she tells you she wants to break up because she needs her space and does not want to be tied down right now
>And then all you dreams come crashing down as the whole future you imagined is crushed before your eyes
>And then you wallow in sorrow while looking back at pictures and even worse videos of her from the past and reading the conversations you were having a few days ago, a stark contrast to the forced cool small talk it has been brought down to now.
>And then you start to wonder where it went wrong, how it could have gone differently or how it could, or rather should be now.
>And then you realize there is nothing you can do to get back what you had with her and that her feelings have changed, while yours have not and you wonder why.
And then you need to find yourself again.

>>34687946
How do you find yourself, anon?

I may or may not get a girlfriend in the future but no matter the path I take I seem to risk becoming a broken man

>>34687329
Meetup.com
Friend finder
Gaming forums

just stop by one of the steamfeels threads and add some people.

Go to a fighting game tournament

>>34687327
>played the shit out of this fukken vidya
is genuinely acceptable in most iterations and circles unless they're a bunch of self-righteous cunts that think "your escapism of choice<my escapism of choice"

In which case, why do you care enough to leave a good answer?

or
>oh nothing much, I just caught up on sleep and watched some netflix
>Oh nice, anything good?
>ya, started on x
>X?
>yeah it's pretty cool, so far it's about...

Is a great way to go from a greeting, to small talk, to a genuine conversation. You don't need ot have done anything other than avoid spending all your free time here. Thing is, too: some third of the human population are varying degrees of introverted. You're bound to find people who don't give a shit how much you party, and would be much more sympathetic or willing to talk about homebody stuff.

>>34687327
I fucking hate when people ask me "What's new?" or "What were you up to this weekend?"

The answer is always fucking nothing but they insist as if they really even fucking care

>>34687327
>Got any plans for the weekend, anon?
>What did you do last weekend?

So someone is actually talking to you, clearly interested in what your plans are. They want to spend time with you and do something fun. And you come on this faggot board, where none of us get asked those questions, and then act as if you have a legitimate problem.

Fuck you

It's a good kind of feel

How tall is amazon in your opinion?

>>34687291
as tall or taller than me (6.1 feet ~ 186 cm)

>>34687258
>What should I do?

Tell them they should be deported.

>>34687340
this
You'll never be able to come back to the library again, but you will be a hero in our eyes and in /pol/ eyes.

Should have brought a MAGA hat

what a big stupid cunt

>>34687220
I'm about as robot as they come, but I mean she has a point though.

>>34687220
why would you need "male friends"
someone to fix your car for you no questions asked?

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c-c-c'mon, someone must have some insight into this

>>34687213
>sperg

elaborate

Why do you need physical therapy?

And whether or not to stop going. I wouldn't. I know it seems you can do most of the shit yourself but the fact of the matter is you probably can't. Not alone. They're there for a reason. Helping you to push you to your goal of mobility. Whatever that is.

Why did you sperg? And desu it's probably nothing that bad or at least that bad compared to the shit they have seen. I wouldn't worry about it so much. Just suck it up and go.

hey Anonymous
a thread for this already exists, >>>/soc/24878843
Moreover you should know this site is 18+ only.

>0-17
underage b&

There are already another thread in r9k
>>34686937

ok so now i am gonig to sleep thanks for the nice day it was enjoyable while we had a chat good night

iktf anon I also talk to nobody/myself all the time, like I'm explaining what I'm about to do as if I was a vlogger but my life is too boring for a vlog

>>34687176
I do the same thing. For me the focus is never on my imaginary success, but instead the game. Basically i just want to make a game but not have it take 2 years of my life

Are you autistic by any chance?

I should learn the organ

>>34687385
There is actually a chance. Based on my birth at my mother's age and characteristics I displayed as a child.although i've mostly grown out of those quirks.

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>>34687162
I feel ya anon.

I don't even wanna be with anyone anymore. I don't see a point in trying to keep a relationship when I'm doomed to be betrayed by the very nature of it. Humans are hardwired to always seek what gives them more pleasure and/or material gain, and honesly, I fucked up in both.

My childhood best friend is failing classes, at the edge of suicide and I honestly don't know how to help him. We aint even talking regularly anymore. I hate my family and have to listen to my father burping, farting, breathing loudly, stomping his feet while walking because he's a disgusting 250 lb blob of fat and bones.

Bur sorry for the blogpost. Humans are fucking overrated.

>>34687161
I wouldn't know how to dream lucidly, robot

>>34687161
Teach me anon, i'll suck ur dicc

>>34687161
And loose what i enjoy the most about dreams?

The originality.

>>34687132
What do you want to do? There are more options in the world than what you have listed.

>>34687148
Well ,I can't say I have much of a passion career wise but I think an okay office job would keep me content. I just want a slightly respectable job to support myself with.

>>34687246
You have your answer, then.

>>34687100
This is why white men can't be robots. They can just go out and get an asian girlfriend instantly whenever they want.

>>34687628
Oh shit really, I'll just go do that tomorrow then.
Thanks bro!

>>34687628
Do you live in a first world country?

If so, you can get a wife from the Ukraine, South America or Southeast Asia whenever you want.

lean chicken, vegetables, rice

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>>34687094
/fit/
be blessed my son

>>34687094
beans, lentils, no rice as is too many cals