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IF THIS THREAD GETS 100 REPLIES I WILL LITERALLY
L I T E R A L L Y
PRANK CALL A STRIP CLUB NO LIE!
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>>34689216
Get off my board you preteen fuckwit
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If this thread gets 99 replies you should off yourself :^)
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>>34689216
contributing oringoainglly
The call that got me a blond short haired with a big feminine cock Japanese tranny gf
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Can I get a quick rundown ?
org
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>>34689352
aleiens Aliens*
banks
benis
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Can I see some examples of cocks that are both big and feminine?
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fembothere
What makes this board think that women can't be depressed? Girls just think a bit different than you, doesn't mean we don't have the same issues
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>>34688829
How big is your feminine benis senpai?
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>>34688829
Question iswhat does it matter anyway
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>>34688829
its a meme, ofc women can be depressed.
women are more likely to report their depression than a male is
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POST A PICTURE OF YOUR SHOES RIGHT NOW OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP
>NO CHEATING
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HERES MY ORGIGOO TIME STAMP FOR YOU GUYS PLEASE CONFIRM
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will a pic of the exact pair i have one but i didn't take right now be ok
if not, it's fine, my mom died when i was 5 :)
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>>34688880
annd i forgot the pic
pickup trucks
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>go to the Sonic in my town
>there's a cute girl who works there
>I've been going here on a weekly basis for like a year straight, so we banter with each other
>I always order a sliced lemon with my food because it cleanses your palate if you suck on it before eating
>she rollerblades out with my food and my lemon
>notices I'm watching a Slavoj Zizek lecture on my ipad
>giggles and says 'A habitual lemon sucker is exactly the kind of person you'd expect to like Zizek.' then rollerblades away
I've been thinking about this shit all day. Someone please give me an extremely witty reply to humiliate her when I go back.
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>>34688720
Shes flirting you god damn dumbfuck
Christ you people are dense
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She already left, Anon. There's no coming back from that.
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>tfw no sonic
fuck the whore
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What's for dinner robits 02/06
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dude. how fucking fat are you?
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>>34688702
how much do you pay for the food? USD?
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>>34688702
I had one of those giant Yorkshire puddings that has sausages, peas and mashed potato and gravy inside it.
Yummy.
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>2010 was 7 fucking years ago.
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>>34688655
spoiler that shit jeebus fucking khrist
also, more
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>born in 1995
>people born in 2015 will have the same perception of the 2000s as I had of the 1980s
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>>34688876
imagine being older
it gets scarier as it becomes more obvious
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If you are mentally ill and rotting away in your parent's basement but still young (19 years old), would it be a good kick start to progress to enroll in university somewhere where you'll have to move there and be in the dorms?
Would it be a good kick start that forces me to be good, or would I inevitably fail because of my pre-existing issues?
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It didn't work out for me, it just made me more lazy with no one to check on me. I dropped out and got a temporary job so I don't feel awful about sitting at home all the time
PS Ben is my spirit animal
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>>34688699
I attempted a semester of university here where I live but it went incredibly poorly due to many bad events out of my control, and then things in my control that I did to cope with those events.
Now I am getting help for my illnesses but I don't think I can stay out of school and feeling useless for this many months, and I really think a completely new start somewhere else, maybe even another country, would be good for me.
I'm sorry to hear it didn't work out for you though, that is too bad, I will keep it in mind.
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>>34688811
I actually got double fucked because after I moved to study I started having problems with gender dysphoria and depression. But if I try to talk about it with my parents, they'll shrug it off and tell me it's an excuse for my bad performance.
I hope this will work out for you though!
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>tfw your wife fucked one guy (besides you) before you married her
I'm having a hard time coping. Should this bother me?
>inb4 "one"
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>>34688527
Get her to fuck more.
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i think a reasonable rule would be 1 for every year after 18. inb4 people that have literally never touched a vagina call me cuck or something.
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>>34688527
how many girls did you fuck before her?
are you insecure you cannot please her as well as he did?
one guy is super lucky in this era
kys faggot
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Reminder that even if you're a 6'3" ripped Chad that plays college football, it's still not good enough for 5/10 Stacy. She won't care until you're literally a millionaire playing in the Super Bowl.
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>>34688519
>Hey how are you
I didn't expect that from him
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>>34688582
This negress really fucked up. Here she has a top tier Tyrone interested in her and she blows it. A nig millionaire football star, who can actually complete a sentence. Christ she will never come close to that again.
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>>34688519
>hey how are you
based julio, starting off a conversation like that
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
We watchin movies n shieett.
Everyone is welcome :)
no normies.
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>>34688275
Want to ERP and do lewd boipussy things?
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>>34688275
We're watching The Mirror get in here
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it's filled with fags don't go there
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I did it, brobots. I broke out of my NEET life, got a job, and purchased an apartment complex for extra income.
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>>34688201
what job
orgy
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That is awesome - that type of investment will set you up for life, eventually. how many units? Details please, I'm a bit of an RE wonk.
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Great, now what are you going to do?
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Do girls find me inferior because I'm Asian?
Please be honest...
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>>34688195
they don't find you inferior because you are asian, they find your inferiority inferior.
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>>34688195
Guys don't
be my gf (male)
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its a common rumor that Asian men have smaller dicks. I don't care they are still so cute to me :)
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Why are people afraid to live life to the fullest? To give their all in their pursuits.
Why is it so terrifying? When we've already failed by not trying yet.
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>>34688184
For me it's laziness and a large lack of discipline.
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>>34688184
afraid of failure
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>>34688184
my gripe isnt with my life its with life in general
i dont see anything worth doing i dont see any win condition
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>sitting on the bus
>girl sits next to me
>bus is super packed so she's in pretty close
>our arms are touching each other
>best feeling in the world
>she eventually leaves
>that's the most affection I've gotten from a girl in years
To think, people with gfs feel a million times better all the time
Why the fuck can't I be happy?
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>>34688167
That happened to me a couple of months ago
Her skin felt so soft and warm, and it was so cold because the bus A/C is always cold as shit. I could notice her nipples hard as fuck through her clothes. Got home and furiously jerked off and came in less than 1 minute
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>>34688167
Maybe you should get a gf then, friendo?
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>>34688167
>To think, people with gfs feel a million times better all the time
this is incorrect, that feeling you get from mutually touching someone in public unexpectedly is literally better than sex.
probably why girls ho around at parties but i'll never know for sure.