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>>34690468
Suck cock
I never sucked cock but gay men will pay mone to suck you off or get sucked off
You should steal booze (i can explain)
You could sell fake drugs to retards
You could idk really sell scrape metal and dumbster dive

ask 100 people if they got a dollar

>>34690517
i would suck as many cocks as possible for the money, but where do i find the guys? craigslist?

The car in the OP is the one I got but dark grey...

>>34690443
I think you have a 90 days policy return...
If not, then you're fucked, your car loses $5k in value as soon as it exists the dealer and hits the streets. Getting another one will make your debt bigger by adding $5k more.

Why you don't like your new car? What's wrong with it? Was it new or used?

>>34690486
It was a used honda civic lx coupe 42k miles for $12k.
My payments arwe $195/mo
I keep seeing negative comments on the CVT tranny
the looks, some say the car is ugly.
i see a lot of others saying the mazda3 is better
i am kinda stressed because now i have a car payment and i feel i made the wrong decision and its a big decision too!!!!

Shitty music I won't listen to. Tl;dr and unattractive female.

I like my women like I like my memes good for the moment but cringe worthy in the future

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I9OdHzwiRk

>"Oh no, I don't mind. I sort of like the cold weather anyway. It makes me appreciate the warmth more when I get back indoors! To be honest I'm glad you suggested we go for a walk instead of just sitting around drinking coffee or whatever, it's nice to be able to talk like this. You know I'm still surprised how much you have to talk about, I sort of had the impression that you were just this sad quiet guy who didn't have much to say. I'm glad you've proven me wrong Anon, and, hey, I mean, well if you're not busy this evening you could maybe come around to my place to watch a movie or I could cook us a nice meal or something?"

think this belongs on /fit/

Thank God you drink diet soda, anon.

I think you Gurren Lagann'ed your calorie limit anon.

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>>34690389
More pussy for you my dude

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>tinnitus tells me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34690389
>tfw i'm that girl

Fucking is always a plus, but having a child by ourselves in the wild sounds messed up.
...fucking tho

planning to do this when my gf graduates college

>got a gf

ha. clearly i have no need to entertain thoughts about this question.

>>34690340
Maybe u have panic syndrome... or cancer... or both.

Could be a severe case of sleep apnea. It's usually harmless, but you can also die in your sleep from it.

>>34690340
Could be
-black mold
-asthma
-sleep apnea
-heart palpitations (can cause feelings of breathlessness)
-allergies

The best thing you can do is eat as well as possible and do as much cardio as you are able, depending on your situation. In addition, make sure not to smoke anything, and try to get outside into the fresh air.

>>34690327
I did
Go Patriots

>>34690327
I think you should probably REEEEE of this board you normie

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yup, shitposted in the /a/ threads on /sp/ with anime girl feet and ended the night by making an Atlanta wifes son thread and getting a a nice little ban

>>34690287
no because what you call punishment someone else could call it pure bliss.

maybe you are right, this world to you is a personal hell or maybe you are just a nutter

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>>34690334

If we were already in Hell, wouldn't it explain an awful lot of things?

Maybe all those people who supposedly enjoy their lives are just figments invented by whichever entity governs our pain, to intensify it and make us long for their nonexistent joy.

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>>34690287
I've actually thought about this from that angle many times.
The way the human mind works, enough of anything becomes dulled. Pure pain fades away, but emptiness and lack of purpose last.

That said, if we were really in a world designed just to be torturous, such limitations could just have been designed around, if designed for anything it's designed to make you feel like there could be more but never will be.

My parents made me and I'm not very good. Such is life.

>>34690269
Shove the chocolate pudding all over your cock, post pics. Such is life.

make homemade pudding , nigger
chocolate powder + half&half + corn starch
shits better than store bought

>>34690259
Happy 18th birthday anon! We love you! (:

>>34690305
Thanks mom :)

totes oregano!

Eh, being 27 I just stopped caring and stop having hope for media and entertainment in my early 20s.

I used to be big into hip-hop and besides Danny Brown, Chance and a few others last year, I'm done with that shit.

Movies I just watch what interest me. I can't stand Marvel and Disney's nostalgia baiting, so I steer clear from that shit. I was never interested in Star Wars or Super Heroes

TV, Westworld is cool. Game of Thrones is getting tired but luckily they're realizing that so they gave it about 2 more seasons to wrap it up. And that's the best thing about HBO, they know when to end something. People whines but shit can't go on forever people. It's an actual plot driven show not your fucking childhood Sesame Street and such.

SJWs? On their way out kid. For the past few years they've been embarrassing themselves and with less redeemability to save themselves. Plus the fact that it seems like Trump is playing hardball, it's coming to an end or they have to change their tactics.

Even then with the push of politics and social issues in entertainment people are going to get sick of that shit and you're probably going to see a return of political apathy and an apolitical generation come forth because of it.

My bullets do

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>>34690201

I know. I'm sorry for being a beta fag

Thinks r9k for making me hate women

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>>34690184
>Had to pull duty over libo once
>Got corrected by SSG for having improper boot blouse
War is hell

>>34690184
sup marine bro? why do you think you have ptsd?
>specifically

that one time someone called me a faggot online, still got PTSD, anxiety disorder, ADHD and depression from it. how do you guys cope?

>>34690177
http://dbanach.com/sisyphus.htm

>The gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless labor.

>If one believes Homer, Sisyphus was the wisest and most prudent of mortals. According to another tradition, however, he was disposed to practice the profession of highwayman. I see no contradiction in this. Opinions differ as to the reasons why he became the futile laborer of the underworld. To begin with, he is accused of a certain levity in regard to the gods. He stole their secrets. Egina, the daughter of Esopus, was carried off by Jupiter. The father was shocked by that disappearance and complained to Sisyphus. He, who knew of the abduction, offered to tell about it on condition that Esopus would give water to the citadel of Corinth. To the celestial thunderbolts he preferred the benediction of water. He was punished for this in the underworld. Homer tells us also that Sisyphus had put Death in chains. Pluto could not endure the sight of his deserted, silent empire. He dispatched the god of war, who liberated Death from the hands of her conqueror.

>>34690280
>It is said that Sisyphus, being near to death, rashly wanted to test his wife's love. He ordered her to cast his unburied body into the middle of the public square. Sisyphus woke up in the underworld. And there, annoyed by an obedience so contrary to human love, he obtained from Pluto permission to return to earth in order to chastise his wife. But when he had seen again the face of this world, enjoyed water and sun, warm stones and the sea, he no longer wanted to go back to the infernal darkness. Recalls, signs of anger, warnings were of no avail. Many years more he lived facing the curve of the gulf, the sparkling sea, and the smiles of earth. A decree of the gods was necessary. Mercury came and seized the impudent man by the collar and, snatching him from his joys, lead him forcibly back to the underworld, where his rock was ready for him.

>You have already grasped that Sisyphus is the absurd hero. He is, as much through his passions as through his torture. His scorn of the gods, his hatred of death, and his passion for life won him that unspeakable penalty in which the whole being is exerted toward accomplishing nothing. This is the price that must be paid for the passions of this earth. Nothing is told us about Sisyphus in the underworld. Myths are made for the imagination to breathe life into them. As for this myth, one sees merely the whole effort of a body straining to raise the huge stone, to roll it, and push it up a slope a hundred times over; one sees the face screwed up, the cheek tight against the stone, the shoulder bracing the clay-covered mass, the foot wedging it, the fresh start with arms outstretched, the wholly human security of two earth-clotted hands. At the very end of his long effort measured by skyless space and time without depth, the purpose is achieved. Then Sisyphus watches the stone rush down in a few moments toward tlower world whence he will have to push it up again toward the summit. He goes back down to the plain.

>>34690177
That cats a little bitch and go buy drugs off the deep web
Life is only fun for rich kids with rich parents everyone else is fighting over scrapes.
Welcome to life it sucks shit and then you die.

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> cumskin """men"""
> stealing women
lmao, you really think this happens outside of self hating gooks, chinks, and assorted jungle slants?

>>34690229
Explain, then, why women choose cumskin """men""" instead of me, a fine, attractive Hispanic specimen and total catch?

>>34690286
well you're unironically virgin posting here so you're probably some white washed tio tom who voted for Trump and can't even dance or drink tequila. the only thing more pathetic than an effeminate white male, is a brown one pretending to be one.