This is what the definition of normie is, only 3 fucking days without talking with their other meaningless normie friends can make him mad. What a fucking faggot.
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>>34699566
op is a liar
the guy is in a plain white room with no electronic devices
so it's not just no one to talk to, lying fag
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>>34699566
I think it's more about the complete lack of stimuli, he would have been fine with some books.
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>>34699566
Trying being in a bright, all white room with literally nothing to do for 3 whole days.
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>tfw you haven't touched a girl intimately in over a year and the loneliness and lack of intimacy manifests itself into physical pain
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>tfw you have never touched anyone let alone a girl intimately and normalfags pretend to know your pain
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>>34699540
>haven't touched a girl intimately in over a year.
Pfffff....
You are in for a long ride cowboy.
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>>34699563
it's actually worse when you know what you're missing
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I want a qt gf.
I'd treat her right. I'd make her feel special. I'd make her feel loved. I'd do stuff for her. I'd spend time with her. I'd be comfortable with her. I'd joke with her. I'd have fun with her. I'd try to make her happy. I'd love to see her smile. I'd do fun things with her. I'd plan trips with her. I'd get to know her. I'd support her.
With all this in mind, I can no longer refrain from advancing my case with the celestial magistrates. For what reason have you retarded my course to a happy life? Why do you not align her and I so that we walk along the same paths, and can please each other? Are my intentions impure? Have I somehow erred, somehow fallen short of what the world has requested of me?
Truly, I live as a rebel against God, but this is a fallen world, and many of my countrymen are worse than I--yet they have all felt love, and warmth, and togetherness... and all that is alien to me.
Again, please excuse my impertinence. The ways of heaven are alien to the ways of man. I know that. All the same--if you, o celestial spirits, would deign to visit me in a dream, or to sow me some sign--to show me the way--I would be very appreciative.
Thank you for your time,
-- Anon
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>>34699536
You gotta make your own luck, pal, not just expect something to come to you because you think yourself deserving. You don't need a sign or a vision in a dream, what you need is to get out there and meet people. Take up a new hobby, sign up for a class, anything.
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>>34699562
Yes, that is very good advice.
However I have been a member of 6+ clubs at my (current) college, and nothing has happened! I haven't found a single person I like.
I guess I should go the route of a new hobby, but I don't really like anything. What are some of your own hobbies anon?
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>>34699581
Travelling is another way to meet new people, I travel a lot and have made loads of new friends, still no gf but if thats the only focus of doing things you will quickly get frustrated. its best to try and not get overwhelmed with loneliness, I know its hard but you can distract yourself.
just have fun man.
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why do people pretend they like pussy 2017-02-07 10:27:52 Post No.34699492
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why do people pretend they like pussy
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when you cut out the ass the hips the boobies and the legs the pussy is almost asexual looking
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>>34699492
bad news friend ur a faget
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>>34699507
so you can just pull your dick out and start masturbating to that close up shot?
fuck out of here faggot
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pussy is good irl though
tastes nice and gets you real horny
I sure could go for some pussy right now desuno I wont get out
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Normie on the outside looking in:
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I'm curious about the robot lifestyle. Tell me of your ways, so that I may learn. Pic Unrelated
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>>34699409
you dont want this hell
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They're just suicides waiting to happen.
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>>34699409
I was a robot until I was 22 but finally became a late blooming normie.
I hang around because I can't leave and seeing others who are miserable makes me giggle.
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Is it even possible to find a nice, attractive, virgin female in America past the age of 18? If so where would the best place to find them be?
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dunno. theres new ones all the time though
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>>34699364
who the fuck are you and why do you keep making these threads. your not gonna go out and look for one because your a pussy.
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me
i exist
19 yrs old
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why are you all so pathetic
you've never even kissed a girl? thats just embearssing. you pay for prostitutes just to kiss them. thats just disgusting
you people are degenerates
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>implying trading spit with another person doesn't make you the degenerate
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>>34699276
>embearssing
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>>34699290
Anon has you there op, get fucked,
Also mymom kissed me like 20 years ago, eat shit.
KeK VULT
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Alexander Gordon jahans (AKA THE NEW CHRIS CHAN/ultimate beta of all time) to share this ABSOLUTE MADMAN with all you normies
So this guys videos are usually 2 hours long and whose got time to sit through all that autism? So here's a compilation of his most wacky rants - it's all here folks.
The ultimate Alexander Gordon Jahans experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2-FcsC9n2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR-2ju0DIMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs85gL46wPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovn1UGYf-0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0VlKxA7NUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmfX4qHm76o
He:
Beat off a hamster, showed his mantits on camera and.... just watch some of these vids, please, words can't adequately the describe the wild, wacky crazy world of Alexander Jahans. It gets weirder and weirder and sadder the deeper you go.
Is he the biggest beta who has ever lived?
YOU DECIDE!
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Get out newfagunmute me
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>>34699300
kys
I'm not new here.
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bump 4 interest
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Who unattached and meaty earlobe master-race here?
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Free Lober here. Attacheds are reptillian. i wouldnt leave the house if I had their problems.
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>>34699143
truth
would not date a gril w/o ear lobes
i mean, really? wtf are you suppose to suck on? her titties are nice but the ears get her hot
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Free ear lobes look like animal crackers when you dip them in milk
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Orthodox diagnosed sperg Jew AMA thread.
I dont feel like wasting my paper to make a new time stamp.
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The right side of your glasses are lower than the left indicating uneven ears. Pretty gross dude. 1/10
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How many shekels do you own?
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>>34699081
do you believe schindlers list is an accurate representation of the holocaust?
>want to start drawing
>after a bit of trying draw something I'm proud of
>go to /ic/
>post my little shitty drawing in the beginner thread
>they all laugh and say stuff like "oh good lord"
>not one proper piece of critique
>burn the drawing
This was a month ago. I haven't drawn since.
Why are people so mean?
Why do I give up so easily?
Why do I hate myself so much?
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make it porn next time
people will go easier on it
yes, just like a blooming actress
you must whore yourself
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>>34699061
Should have posted on /i/. /ic/ is where you go to get torn a new asshole. They have good book links to follow for improvement but that's about it unless you're at a higher level.
Personally I could never get into serious art for long, my frustration with my errors just makes it unenjoyable. I tore my sketchbook in a blind rage when I couldn't draw a safe after 2 hours of trying.
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>>34699061
People are meanest when they can hide behind anonymity.
Please post your drawing here OP. We'll support you.
hey /r9k/, take this test
http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
it's more accurate than MBTI
if you suck ass, it's gonna tell you
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mbti and this are both equally inaccurate, but I got more accurate results with mbti
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>>34699047
>gender
>male/female
this test is bunk
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what's your global 5 type, OP?
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How do you feel about Netorare?
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I've become sort of bored of sex so I usually have this black guy I met on CL fuck my gf when she's horny. It's hot as fuck.
There's a chance this dude may have STDs but that's not my problem. Kek
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>>34698993
thats not even ntr
the guy in the back is the gardener or some shit in the comic but the girl has a boyfriend that isn't in the comic
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>>34699282
I know this is probably bait, but if you're not, i'm genuinely curious if girls are capable of genuinely loving a guy even if they fuck thundercocks on the side occassionally
Like I wouldn't mind a girl fucking guys on the side occassionally as long as she genuinely loves me and raises a family of my own kids with me
Would she never leave me because "she's bored" because she has a stable family and loving relationship at home, but can fuck another guy if she has the purely lustful desire to do so
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Why are normies okay with living in a world that's become so shit it requires antidepressants to be as common and mainstream as Aspirin, just to tolerate everyday life?
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>>34698977
Because i-it'll get better anon. I-i promise it always get better.
That or they are just too wrapped up in the facebooks and rap music to see how shit their lives are.
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>become so shit
Most of history was way worse for the average person, it's just that nobody gave a shit about your feelings or wellbeing back then
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>>34698977
Because only a very small percentage of people prescribed anti-depressants actually need them. With depression becoming a fashion statement and pharmaceutical companies making billions of anti-depressants from doctors shilling them, it's no wonder everyone takes them.
You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a normie
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>>34698942
I haven't showered in 4 months
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Only a Normie would try to prove he's not a Normie
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>>34698950
Holy shit 4 months?
Do you smell like shit? How about brushing your teeth?