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>>34700345
There's no way it was that bad. Many people dream about extremely degenerate shit.

>>34700365
It wasn't a sex dream or anything...

Just a normal dream I which I was happily romantically involved with a fictional character.


I know this isn't rock bottom, but I think it's as close as I'm willing to get.

>>34700379
Hey bud that's nowhere near rock bottom. I thought I was extremely straight until some sissy trap started larping as a bottom and I fell for it.
Now I have to deal with this shame because I gave him my contact

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try to ignore it for a decade

>>34700404
This
But we'll never truly forget...

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>>34700330
Build a fantasy world where my past actions were simply an illusion.

>>34700313
it means she needs somewhere to sit OP

You appear unthreatening and don't smell like rotting garbage/have revolting BO. Good job.

I'm a big guy who often appears nervous/anxious. Literally never happens to me.

You're making that up.

t. socialist

>>34700287
That's just a shirtless kid being a faggot.

>>34700304
nobody takes commies seriously.

>>34700256
headaches

Lack of motivation, inability to concentrate, excessive daydreaming (sometimes), staying in bed all day, negative outlook.

AKA my life.

>>34700256
Being on this site

Very hit and miss. I find it's a nice idea but most mangaka stick to shitty tropes too much or just plain don't have anywhere to take the story.

escapism and regression. hard to be a real man and being a lame guy sucks.

>>34700250
Its my favorite desu

>>34700218
you don't, you're doomed to be friendless forever

>>34700218
Get out of your comfort zone OP. Don't be a little bitch and actually try. Also don't over analyse conversations, just go with the flow.

why do you want friends. also friends arent found, they're made.

Any of you lads know what an adult autism test is like, what do they do?

I'm getting one soon.

>tfw just stole 20 quids worth of DS games from my little sisters bedroom

Who here devilish?

>>34700232
The doctor wanks you off and then looks at how embarrassed you are after you've cum.

If you confidently say "Lick it up, bitch" then you aren't autistic.

If you stammer something, or apologise for making a mess, then you're officially autistic.

I don't know a single guy like that and I've met hundreds of guys.

>get money
>have a haircut which doesnt look bad
>put some muscle on/not visible fat
>be tall
>have a big dick

you wont be a bitchslayer but panties will fly at your way
women hunt, you dont need to social or any of that
youll see when you grow up

Doesn't happen that late. If you're a 25 year old robot, you're literally doomed to be a 30 year old robot. You can get better but people are born Chad's not become Chad's.

Ive just been using tenga eggs, are those 50$ tenga models any good or do you need to spend more for it to be worth it.

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>>34700170
>What have you got?
Nothing yet. Going to be ordering one next time I save a bit of cash.
>What do you want?
Something from the freaks range. I love that weird shit. Maybe Frankenstein or Zombie. Definitely want to get alien down the line but not as my first. All in their freakish cool colors.
>Whats your opinion on the freaks range?
Absolutely fantastic. Why would you want to fuck something modeled after a woman? You can't fuck one of these in rela life so this is an amazing, exciting new experience. Whoever thought up this idea, I commend them and the company for their bravery.
>Do you use Fleshlight branded care products and lubricant?
Don't have one yet, but I won't be.


I have heard that the Zombie (pussy) is a bit bland. Hence my interest in Frankie. Is this true? Any recommendations? I wasn't instantly interested in the textures of Drac and Cyborg.

>>34700223
I have heard bad reviews of anything from tenga that isn't eggs. That flip-hole thing squeels and squelches and sound shorrid and doesn't do much in the texture department. FLs have a stigma around them, but, in my opinion, they are pretty high quality and, depending on the sleeve, are next to noiseless. Noise puts me off so that's important to me. If you look after them, apply cornstarch and clean them as instructed, they will last years.

I would say, try and save and buy at least 1 fleshlight to see what you think of it.

become a spook and spy on people I dislike

>>34700149
I would wish for my family to be miserable, but to be honest... They don't care about me that much.

>>34700149
Nothing, I just want it to end desu

Nice projection little buddy :^)

>>34700126
>Not posting the colored version with text
Come on now.

>>34700126
Yeah, but not really in relation to my dick.

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>>34700065
>dream about sex
>wake up
>cum in pants

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>dream about dreaming
>wake up
>its a dream

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>dream I'm happy
>wake up
>not happy

fucking pedophile should hang

>>34700092
Kek she didn't even touch me

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>>34700040
this is where my eyes went when I saw pic....

>>34700007
They tell me you should kill yourself

I believe them

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>>34700025
>being this triggered that his jew made fantasy is crumbling

>>34700037
This from the faggot who takes the Bible and hearsay as fact