The first few weeks of classes are over, things have finally kicked into gear, people have gotten into their routines, I think it's safe to say that this semester has officially begun.
How are you guys holding up? Courseload killing you yet?
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Drunk and high, got a 3 o'clock lecture and that's it for today.
Trying to cut down on weed but it's how I cope. Some people fuck strangers, some people bury themselves in work. I'm all out now though, some detox might be good for me.
https://soundcloud.com/selfvalidation/differences
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I start school today at a community college
First time Ive been in a school since 2013. So its gonna be a new experience.
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First semester at a new university, I made maybe one acquaintance?
People either already have a friend group or just ignore each other.
how are you going to use to avoid the draft when the war with Iran starts?
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>>34701801
Won't be necessary since we'll just nuke them.
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>mfw I'm an only child
>mfw ill stay home and play Souls while everyone's dying for my right to do it
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>>34701839
You can still get drafted tard
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Why do autistic men run from bpd women? They are crazy, yes but they love you harder than anyone and the sex is crazy good.
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>>34701791
The "D" in BPD stands for "disorder".
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Autistic stands for assburgers
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>>34701791
I can't stand to be around normal people. BPD is just exacerbating all the normie traits to an extent even normalfags can't stand.
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>tfw when you fell for the "being different is cool" meme
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>>34701768
I'll be different so people will notice me!
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>>34701768
I fell for the trap meme
Now I'm a permafaggot :(
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>tfw when you fell for the "just hit the gym and get a haircut and it'll cure your depression" meme
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This is the most stressed I've been in my entire life.
I'm so extremely stressed I just wanna kill myself right now.
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What makes you stressed anon? Tell us your story
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It's probably your bra. You should loosen it up a bit. Take it off even maybe
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Is you the girl of the picture?
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Why does muh dick look large/above average on paper but feels and looks like fucking babydick in reality? Many a women were refused the heavenly pleasure it brings due to insecurity yet the two grills I fucked fell completely in love with it and kept playing with it? I was even hitting the cervix pretty often so they would demand different position or not going all the way in. And yet it FEELS small to the point I can't enjoy sex due to insecurity.
What gives?
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>>34701714
youre used to 5'8 manlets with big dicks in porn.
youre also used to seeing a cock in the tiny hands of a female pornstar not your man hands.
and finally you have some body dismorphia and an obsession with sex which most people do not have.
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>>34702133
This. Look at this scrawny fucking manlet
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>>34702133
>>34702177
Double dubs of truth?
I am 194cm about '6"3 or something.
Never once in my life have I met person with larger hands, lot of people wanted to compare them.
Dick is 16.8cm bone pressed (6inches or over) and around 15cm well, around. So as I said on paper it's above average/large.
Yet despite all this it just feels and look small/babydickish.
Also most dicks I saw in /soc/ and amateur porn looked much bigger than my dick.
I dont want to be this insecure but it just looks small. Also I (barely but do) fit it in TP roll. Reality doesnt lie anons, just about everybody has bigger dick than me how can I compare?!
UGLY GENERAL
>how many spots ya got?
>big nose?
>tried surgery or have you just learned not to give a fuck?
>wagecucking until you die and not even having friends or a wife, what a wonderful life!
At least people move out of the way in the street!
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im a BLACK girl
im overweight
but other than that im told im cute and im thicc so no problems here
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>>34701723
>overweight black girl
Im sorry for your loss
aren't like 80% of black women overweight or some stupid statistic? stop eating you fat fuckers, then again I guess regular americans aren't that much better
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>acne scars
>bumps on my schnozz
>moobs/beer gut
Saving for plastic surgery to get rid of the extra weight.
Valentine's Day is in 1 week. Who's the special someone, anon?
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>>34701688
Nobody
Originalodido
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Maybe I'm just going to Poland or Czech Republic and pay a beautiful Slav whore 10EUR to spend the night watching TV and cuddling.
>inb4 Europeans can't be robots
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my special someone is japanese
that means i have to wait until white day
Why are japanese-style relationships SO FUCKING HARD?
You think getting a GIRLFRIEND IS HARD R9K? Try doing it in Japan's culture WITHOUT PULLING THE FOREIGNER CARD
That shit is fucking asinine, man.
It's really hard to explain, really fucking hard, but you just have to understand me on this one. Japanese relationships are the hardest fucking shit you'll ever do, guys. The time committment is REAL.
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>>34701678
It's actually pretty easy if you make a fucking move.
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>>34701678
At least try to explain it. Is it a cultural thing? Tradition thing?
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>>34701690
>making a fucking movie
>in japanese
i'm not even a japanese person and i can feel the tension when trying that shit.
Ive always wondered, why do you guys sit on this board complaining? Do you guys like the sense of a community all crying about your shitty lives? If life is really SOO hard why haven't you killed yourselves yet?
This post isn't a joke, i'm genuinely curious.
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>>34701595
Personally, I come here to feel better about myself, I'm not joking, it actually feels good to see all these people complaining about such trivial stuff while I've figured out most of it.
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>>34701595
because eventually we'll do something about it
just not today
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>If life is really SOO hard why haven't you killed yourselves yet?
why the hell would I do that
> be woman
> not have sex for a year and write a book about it
> every major media site promotes and writes an article about my book, even get to be a guest in the Stephen Colbert show
> make a shit ton of money from book sales
WTF So a woman doesn't have sex for one fucking year and everyone goes nuts?!?
The book is called "Chastened: My Year Without Sex" fuck this normie filled world
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http://www.cc.com/video-clips/u5kfga/the-colbert-report-hephzibah-anderson
Stephen Colbert interview about how brave she was for not having sex for a year
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https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2010/06/the-year-without-sex/58592/
> Certainly I missed sex, but as the year wore on that actually got easier. The six-month mark was a bit testing
Is this a fucking game to them?!?
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There has to be some kind of Emperor's New Clothes type of shit going on because I know for a FACT that there are tons of normies who do this too. Everyone is just putting on a brave face ;_;
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Have you heard the glorious message of The Cult of Carl
or TCoC for short, pronounced Tea + Cock
Rules of TCoC
>Rule 1: No gay shit
>Rule 2: No grills
>Rule 3: No cucks
>Rule 4: Toilet paper goes over not under the roll
>Rule 5: Using more than one spoonful of sugar is heresy
>Rule 6: Walking without a shirt on is heresy
>Rule 7: Showering is mandatory at least one time per week
>Rule 8: Farting is allowed but not in an elevator
>Rule 9: Keep at least one urinal safe space from other users (rule 1 enforcement)
>Rule 10: Carl is the truth, Foreign ideologies are not welcome
Membership is simple, following the rules and greeting fellow members with praise Carl is all that is required
Praise Carl
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Praise Carl
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So is there like a discord?
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>Rule 8
So does this mean I can be a cunt who farts obnoxiously
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>Don't think about her for weeks
>Have dream where you get her back
>Wake up feeling empty and absolutely alone
Don't fucking fall for the gf meme, I did junior year of HS and after 4 years she fucking destroyed my heart. You NEVER forget yout first gf
I didn't even get to fuck the bitch, she was "celibate".
>Gets another bf after just 2 weeks
>It's been like 2 years and I still love her, doesn't help that she was my best friend too
>I would probably take her back in a second despite her stomping all over my heart.
Is it even possible to move on?
Because of a lot of things she had become my only friend and I 100% was planning on marrying her, my vision for my future always included her.
I helped her out of her depression, and would spend hours with her when she felt anxious.
Then she just comes out and tells me that she never loved me.
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>>34701556
Oh I forgot to mention that she was my first and only gf.
I've tried over the past two years to go out with girls but it never works.
Maybe I'm the problem here. I'm probably the most pathetic, hypocritical person to walk this earth. No wonder she fucking dumped my ass
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Don't give a shit about your normie problems, thanks for the pic though, saved
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>>34701556
>she never loved me
And she never will, get that trough your idiotic skull. There's nothing to move on from here, just forget that dumb bitch.
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>mom found the cum-pickled rats
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>>34701541
Mother found the poop-chute zoot maloot
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>peepaw found the swamp-ass anglerer
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>uncle found my smegma sprinkles
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Can we get another /drugs/ thread rolling?
>What's your favourite drug
>What's your least favourite drug
>What's your most used drug
Acid
4 aco dmt
Marijuana
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I'm completely addicted to DXM and alcohol
I'm drinking cheap vodka, its early but I dont care
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>>34701772
cheap vodka and DXM reminds me of being 14 again. enjoy it while you're young, kiddo.
used to love tripdosing 700-1k MG on DPH but moved on to benzos and opiates. two overdoses and a move to south america and now i just smoke weed.
life's tough. i miss benzos and opioids, but all they have down here is molly and coke.
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>>34701772
you're going to turn yourself retarded