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Cause they were raised that way

Pay for our benefits when we retire. We fucked the earth and the economy now you have to support us!

>>39612854
LMAO they don't realize that basic income and FALGSC are on the way

Right-wing robots get out

>>39612822
Not everybody can get rid of their pride and live with their parents till they are 40 or live off neetbucks.

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Tfw boss drives a minivan instead of lambo

Why can't I have a boss with a cool car...at least I'll get to test drive my coworkers dodge demon saturday

>>39612850
More like dumping your pride to become another man's slave.

>>39612802
More like a peasant or a farmer.
Only chads get to be heroes

>>39612844
>Raistlin
>chad

I'd probably wind up being a scholar or something. a medieval librarian maybe.

>>39612799
>tfw she says she experiences no sexual attraction to anybody at all and can't ever have sex
thats a meme

I honestly don't think I could handle that. A large part of a relationship revolves around sex and attraction. In my mind, it is when you are closest with the person

You can't inb4 the truth anon, speaking from experience if a girl says they have low libido or says they're asexual it means they're not attracted to YOU and they just don't want to put out.

You're getting cheated on and you're just closing your eyes to it, cut her off now before you're in too deep to leave for your own self-respect.

Come play WoW with me.

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>>39612664
I don't have money.
Don't you play anything free ?

I Tried playing mmos. They are designed to only be fun if you have social skills. they are too much like real life and ive never had fun playing them.

>>39612614
seriously. any time i try socializing i end up ghosting people within a month because it's too much effort for too little reward. doubly so for women. they have no hobbies and my hobbies bore them, so conversations are forced as fuck.

>>39612614
No shit, pay more attention to pussy vets you'll learn mutual masturbation isn't worth it

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>>39612614
who's the roastie?
family friend or something?
Either way that fucking sucks, having guests is shitty tbqh.

Good, I hope you die miserable and alone. I'm sure if anybody did give you the time of day you would just manipulate and destroy them once you've realized that they built an emotional connection with you. Sure at first you might reciprocate those feelings, but I'm sure at the end of the day you would just end up breaking their heart. Go fuck yourself and die you stupid piece of shit.

>>39612603
bait thread where op tries to bait someone into asking for his contact info

>>39612603
Girls don't want cute guys. They want chads, who they call "cute."

>>39612549
dont trigger the mods for fucks sake, although they should be focusing more on the sissy/trap/anime threads desu

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Best gf once again. Who is like this? be my gf pls

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>>39612549
please don't be encroaching on my territory I already posted so please don't do it again

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>>39612511
>implying fembots are a thing
you ride the cock carousel or you feel to special snowflake to think anyone understands you. go text chad and fuck off from my board roasty

>>39612511

Give us the story what happened

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These threads are always bait.

The only reason why they get serious replies is because the guys who frequent this board are literally TOO AUTISTIC to pick up on the joke.

>>39612567
This absolute dipshit. No wonder you are all failures.

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>>39612505
>>things you will never do with your oneitis

Going on a date with her.

>>39612505
I did this but instead of cotton candy we bought a pint of icecream and everyone in the 20-30 minute long line we ate it in was super jealous

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>>39612505
>seeing this threads about oneitis
>supposed to feel something
Idk if it's good or bad, but i leggit don't feel anything anymore.
I'm evolving.

I haven't used social media since myspace

>>39612490
>facebook

leave this board NORMIEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39612490
>using facebook
go back to /soc/ you fucking normie

29 was precisely the age when I realized my own mortality. Sounds perfectly normal to me. Carpe diem, kid.

>>39612412
32 yo here, can confirm it sucks. want to go back to 24 and stay there

backs starting to hurt sometimes, knee is fucked up, takes forever to recover from soreness after the gym (usually like 2 days), hangovers last multiple days, get sleepy and tired after like 2 beers now. short term memory is fucked up, its like im breaking down. wtf is wrong

>>39612412
what better economic climate? sure we didnt start our lives in a recession but our prospects arent really getting better. there's also no telling what's going to happen when most of my generation is graduating from college.
t. 18 yr old

>>39612354
this board isnt for you

go to soc or something

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>>39612354
CYBORG UPRISING WHEN??

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>have friends
>am the ugliest one out of them
feels fucking bad, whenever they get attention I have to act aloof and like I don't care

>>39612323
The death screams though.

So he finally got with Jessica Quinn? I'm sure they're a ween in it for the long game.

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>>39612323
>Barbara literally dying in the background

get fucked OP raid someone else

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nah im good maybe next time tho

>>39612322
No one cares lol go post your stupid mask on facebook, faggot. Is this your first time posting on 4chan?