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>last year Go to public college two girls in my class have a crush on me
>ones a really dumb and annoying 6/10 that never asked me
>ones an ugly 4.5/10 girl that I didn't find attractive enough to go out with
>go to NEET meeting today see a qt 4/10, don't talk to her but really facy her and want to bone her
What's wrong with me robots?
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>>34703555
check'd also what's a NEET meeting?
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>>34703711
Work program thing where they try to get a bunch of people jobs. Like they tell you what to do in interviews, how to make a CV etc etc
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>>34703777
Digits again.
And ok i thought it would be like a support group for neetdom, but i understand job coaching stuff.

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Why aren't you trying to improve your life Anon?
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I am you stupid fucking anime cunt, it's going well.
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You can't improve the perfection.
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>>34703545
I am little by little, m8.

these things take time

Who else here /going to make it/?

>I just hugged my oneitis

No longer a hugless virgin. Now just a handholdless kissless loveless virgin. Just might make it lads. I'm going to invite her over on normiebook. I know this is a stupid thread. I'm just happy and have nobody else to tell and have lots of (you)s to give out.
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Congrats man :)

I hope she says yes and it all works out for you. If you don't mind, can I see a picture of your face?
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>>34703505
>gets a hug
>expects romance to follow

Kek buddy. Congratulations on the first hug, no joke, it's a step! But unless she's actually interested in you it probably won't lead to a kiss. If she was, she probably would have kissed you during or after the hug. I hug my female coworkers all the time but I'm sure not bending them over the office printer.
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>>34703681
>I hug my female coworkers all the time
Okay norman, you can leave now.

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Femanons, how often do fantasize about being Chad's sex slave? Does it turn you on to imagine yourself being forced to pleasure, and be pleasured by, Chad?
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Not really, though the idea of being a forced breeding sow does appeal to me.
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Im a submissive little bratty princess, anon. Of coarse.
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>>34703486
Don't really care about the stereotypical chad.
I kinda like the idea of being forced to do things though.

Memes aside I would prefer if he could be some average guy with a heart of gold which happens to become some nasty mean monster in bed when I'm feeling kinky.

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>gf finds the shemale folder
>thinks im gay now

how do I get out of this?
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yer fukt m8
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>>34703470
She's right, shemales are gay therefore you are gay
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>>34703470
Tell her she turned you gay by being so ugly.

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How do i find a non slut gf in a small town ?. Only have an ""anxiety"" problem

I have a job
Can drive
Not a virgin
Not autistic
Average looking
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>>34703434
>Not a virgin

And you deserve a non slut gf because...???
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>>34703434
U deserve nothing, fucking normie fuck off
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>>34703458
Had sex once

Would get kick out of i didn't work also where did i immply i deserved it ?

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>he still believes he'll find a qt virgin gf one day
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>>34703392
>19
>slept with 16 people
>do you think it's a lot?
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>I'll never sleep with anyone
>If im 25 and still a virgin, I'll probably kill myself.
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>approximately 50
how do you manage that? i know roasties only have to have a pulse to get someone trying to fuck them but 50? how worn out can one pussy be? there's no way she has been in a relationship with out cheating like crazy. fucking whores.

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Post your best pepes, wojacks and gondolas. Also comfy meme thread.
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>>34703391

>tfw my pepes and wojacks are fairly common

I haven't seen this one a lot. If I share this will someone take it?
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>>34703430
Take this hikkiwojack.
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Slav pepe for true slavs.

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I honestly don't get why people dawn over the 90's that much. Animated shows weren't that great in retrospect

Think about it we didn't have that many great shows in the 90's
Sure we had shows like
>X-men
>Spiderman
>Batman the animated series
>Swatcats and the like
>gargoyles

But there was alot of horseshit too that people liked because there was no other option
>Rugrats
> Hey arnold
>whinny the poo
>recess
>sanic
Anything made by klasky csupo


In the early 2000's when I was 12-17
I started watching anime vids

Once limewire and torrents were available we could get easy
access to anime like
>Gaogaigar
>Beastwars neo
>subtitled One Piece

and I hardly ever watched tv again, it was all torrents.
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god who gives a fuuuck
shut uuuup!
fuck off nobody cares
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>>34703360

Because for many people childhood was the last time they were content with life and the media surrounding it just reminds them of that. It's in the definition of nostalgia: "a sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations" (google).

People who grew up in the 80s think it's the best decade, Baby boomers think the 60s and 70s were the best, Grampa thinks the 40s and 50s were the best, and there will be kids growing up today who will be fond of the 2010s in the future.

Also, you're just plain wrong about Hey Arnold and Recess being poo.
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>>34703360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6XePJyXilA

I'M BARELY BREATHING
I'VE GOT NO REASONS

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>tfw had enough GBP to add buffalo sauce to my tendies
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yay I love buffalo
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fuck off normalfag, buffalo sauce is gay.
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>>34703678
Are you seriously bullying op over some sauce? Fuck this society

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Does /r9k/ like older women?
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>>34703233
Yes, but I wonder how some people feel when they have an attractive milf mom.
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>>34703233
Well i prefer older women. oldest ive spent time with was 36 when i was 20
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Yes, I'm with my ex's mom and she's better in every way desu

>refuses to contribute to society
>gets angry that society won't contribute to them
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>>34703215
Yes, is there a problem mayhaps?
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no i get my neetbux
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>got rejected by society
>society wants you to contribute

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>mommy won't renew my subscription to BLACKED.COM
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> stepdad won't renew my subscription to HOTMOMMIES.COM
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>mummy won't let me watch incest porn after the step sister incident
why even live bros
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>paying for porn
literally degenerate

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I hate being 6'0.5"

6' is literally king of the Manlets these days and 6'1 is just the jester of the Chad's.

It's the minimum "okay" height only seen as valuable to non-white girls.

1/7 white males is taller than 6' so it's not even in the generous 20/80 ratio of what women want (really it's more like 15/85 or 10/90).

Think about it. No one is impressed when a 6' guy walks into a room, no one asks "w-wow how tall are y-you?"

Your proportions aren't impressive at 6'. At best you wear size 12, nothing special there's girls with feet that big.

At best your hands are 19cm from tip of middle to palm. pretty basic, women have hands that big. You wear a medium, a small if you're skinny, and only a large if you're a fatass. NO GIRL WILL EVER WEAR YOUR SHIRTS AS A DRESS.

Anyone who argues that 6' is Chad is confirmed for absolute Manlet.
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Just make the face aesthetic.
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5'9 and literally couldn't care less

if you're a robot you're a robot, clearly height had nothing to do with it. There are robots here of all shapes and sizes
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You can be 5'6" and a Chad. You're no Chad simply because you are a whining desperate autist.

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yo anon what up? what did you think of the super bowl bro? what was your favorite play?

you DID watch the super bowl right? I mean, it's the super bowl
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>>34703080
yeah man I thought the overtime catch was pretty dope
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millenials dont watch sports
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>>34703080
We appear to be at a summer music festival. The Super Bowl was several months ago. Pick better pictures for your stupid scenarios, OP.

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