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>TFW I literally fantasise about being slim
I can't stand the way I am. I am 89 kilograms naked and I would give anything to be even ten kilograms lighter. I would even prefer to be Ethiopian-tier underweight than the way I am. At least being underweight is more socially acceptable that being fat. I cannot exercise unless someone pushes me to and I cannot bring myself to eat healthily. I feel as the number of calories rises during the day while I eat fattening junk between fattening junky meals. I would be an attractive person if I weren't fat. Maybe I'd even be able to get a girlfriend.
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>>34708930
>would give anything to be even ten kilograms lighter
Anything except a modicum of effort.
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>>34708970
I did mention not being able/not having enough will to actively try to lose weight. I am aware that it all is pretty much only my fault.
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>>34708970
kek
OP BTFO. In all seriousness, though, all you need to do is consume fewer calories than you burn. That is all that is necessary. It's so simple. Just stop being a compulsive, sedentary fuck.
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Have you experienced all of the highest artistic achievements in these art forms?
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just taxi driver
Well played melee but it was shit compared to brawl, didn't even have my main man Sonic.
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>>34708850
all are 10/10
especially that albert camus book
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>>34708850
I love melee
Pet Sounds is definitely a benchmark in pop-music
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Would you date a girl knowing that Chad has done this to her many times before?
Why do girls even allow this in the first place? It can't possibly feel good for them.
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No girl would date me.
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>>34708810
I date women who've had few partners, and I usually expand their sexual horizons significantly, so I don't worry about what other men have done.
Also, many women are either submissive or enjoy a powerful male taking pleasure in terms of sexually dominating them.
For robots: being sexually dominant is something one can learn, like how to be a blacksmith or to catch a ball
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>>34708810
Fembot here. I'm a virgin but is it just me or is that quite a bit of cum?
I can't imagine girls actually enjoy that. From what I hear it super bitter and hard to get out if your hair.
It seems really strong too, like she's getting sprayed with a water gun.
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What's your favourite robot movie?
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Gattaca (1997)
Robot buys the identity of a chad so he can fly to space. 10/10 film.
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Her
Literally talks to a computer for the entirety of the movie. Falls in love with an operating system.
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>>34708809
Robot and Frank
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ITT: Your favorite soothing and relaxing soundtracks.
Here are some of mine:
Dark Souls - Nameless Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpI-KeK-PQg
Dark Souls II - Majula Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9hoAyx3-0I
The Talos Principle - Heavenly Clouds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lfN9AWgYnA
The Talos Principle - Made Of Words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by_jOiOmlAc
The Talos Principle - Trials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiwolPLprd4
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>>34708781
https://youtu.be/Kcz5V7qvidc
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everything will be ok in the end robots
https://youtu.be/lXMguMnsyak
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>>34708781
Thisis a patrician list.
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>have 16 year old cat
>Had her since she was a little kitty
>Black and white Norwegian forest cat
>Looked and acted like a queen
>She had a fight last month with a stray cat he got bruised up so we tok her to the vet
>She was old but the vet said she was holding up good
>We used a lot of money to fix her up
>Started blaming the cat so started ignoring her when she wanted to be petted and shooed her away when she meowed
>Yesterday my mom noticed a bump on her forehead so she had to take her to the vet again
>I think it's is another infection so think nothing about it
>When I went to bed that night I heard her meowing outside my door
>I yelled shut up before opening the door and shooing her away
>I just woke up when my mom came home from the vet
>She was crying and told me she was really really sick and had to be put down
>I didn't even get to say goodbye to her
>She wanted to spend her last moment at home in my bed but I just shooed her away
>When everyone went to bed I opened her shoebox just to see her one last time
>She looks like she's sleeping
>I stroked her head and ran my fingers through her pelt just one last time before going to bed and writing this
>I'm sorry for being such an ass during your last moments, Pew
I'm so sorry
I never really cried from losing a pet before but you were special, you've been around since I was a kid and not hearing your whining and scratching anymore at night is gonna get some time getting used to
Rest in peace Pew
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>>34708589
RIP you fuzzy little monster ;-;
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Yeah well
That kind of stuff just happens once in a while
No way you could have known. The cat just wanted your company in its last few hours perhaps it knew it was going to die soon perhaps not, doesnt matter much I guess the furry animal is dead even if it looks like its sleeping the conscience that made up its 'being' is gone when it died
Will happen to me too, even you. Only question is what is after
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>>34708589
You probably should not have been such a cunt m8. Your feelings of regret are your punishment.
There is a girl this beautiful in this world, his boyfriend isn't rich, isn't attractive and isn't Chad.
Can't you see everything is about personality and social skills?.
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>his
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>34708564
Why is she wearing so much makeup? What a whore.
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>>34708564
She is average at best
But I agree, personality+confidence is #1 most important thing
I am sure some miserable bitter 'nice guy' will come in and deny it though
How do I get darker circles around my eyes? They're not as intense as I want them to be.
I don't want to turn to cigarettes and am already going off four hours of sleep (hoping to make that three soon enough). Also if there's a way to maximize darkness and minimize eyebags I'd like to know too. Eye thread?
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why? dark circles around your eyes are shitty. they look like shit. i have incredibly dark circles and they suck. my advice is to eat shittlily. that gets your circles darker. get enough sleep as well. sleep is incredibly important.
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Why would you want them? It just makes you look like even more of a robot than you are now. Also, does anyone recommend anything to get rid of them?
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>>34708725
im thinking of becoming an emofag and wearing eyeliner. seriously, mine are that bad
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> living on a third world country
> call center culture growing
> they make you think it's the only good job
> they make you think it's the only good way to get money
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>>34708525
This is actually good
>go other jobs
>nobody there because they followed the call centre meme
>get promoted
>don't have to wagecuck
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laffing @ all the 3rd world sub-contractor wagecucks who have dedicated their lives to cucking in call centers when trump will take their jobs away
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>>34708796
>this is a real person with the legal right to vote
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How many girls have you guys had sex with?
I just counted 7 from everything I've done in my life.
I've also fucked 8 guys.
And you?
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>>34708456
3 girls 1 guy.
other sexual stuff brings the total up to
5 girls 2 guys
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>>34708456
Sex: 5 girls 1 tranny 1 trap
Blowjobs: 7 girls 1 tranny 1 trap
I feel like I am forgetting some...
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I raped a 90 year old man yesterday.
>braaap
>hahaha farting is so funny xD lmao
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>>34708369
>complaining about shitposts
>by shitposting
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>farts aren't funny
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>PRAISE KEK LOLOLOL KEK KEK KEK HAHAHA KEK KEK
>PRAISE KEK LMAOOOO
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>that kid that the teacher made you include at recess cause he had no friends
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>>34708359
>that kid from Reddit that thinks these threads are funny and a staple for /r9k/
>that kid isOP
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>>34708558
that kid who grows up to be a depressing grouch
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>>34708359
>that teacher that helped you get included with the cool kids by making them accept you
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You can't win if you don't try
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>>34708336
You don't have to get a gf if you're gay
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>>34708360
You don't have to get a gf if you'redead
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>>34708336
you can't lose either
not losing is good
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>"You'll never get a gf if you don't try Anon!"
>message girls I know on fb
>no replies
Can this "you have to try" meme end please? Worst normie advice. I feel like most robots have had 100x more rejections than even the average chad or even brad. Girls just don't like us. It has nothing to do with not trying.
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tfw youre a girl and like robots better....
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>>34708317
Robots are bad at generating context, taking care of themselves, dressing well, going to social occasions, and small talk.
Improvement in these areas is usually necessary unless you want to settle for gold diggers or extra special daddy issues whales
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>>34708791
What if i want a BPD girl?
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Quick!! You have 10 seconds tobe my gf or your mother gets hit by a bus tonight!!
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>>34708281
gimme a skype
btw I'm a boy and not particularly girly
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>>34708281
Alright, but I'm not a girl. I'm also kind of masculine:tall 6'3", semi-muscular, things like that. But sure, if you want.
By the way I'm not a faggot so I'd be the one fucking you, I'm not getting fucked
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>>34708381
I'm taller and probably bigger than you, you would be my bottom thems the rules.