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>>34710545
Dang who is this semen demon??

not bad, I'd rub on her

>>34710545
trump is pretty overweight himself

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>>34710500
you are doing gods work anon, just throw in some daddy issues into those insults and we're golden

>>34710500
idk if i should feel bad...

>>34710500
That girl on the bottom right is pretty cute.

>>34710467
Usually tattoos, in a band, has a motorcycle, etc. Women prefer them because they're exciting.

life-affirmative, individualistic, one-of-a-kind, aggressive, etc.

>>34710467
A bad boy means this to women
>hot
>self-actualizing
>confident

I spend about 10 hours a week studying good ol nipponese and hope to be in your position one day. Inb4 weeaboo I don't watch anime

>>34710466
i mean, you could start befriending japanese women online

the problem is actually finding japanese women online. it's not like korean women which are extremely easy to catch.

seriously r9k? this is an amazing discussion topic and you're throwing it away

It does but it's not as comfy as porn may suggest.

It happens almost every day for most of the people.

>>34710424
Quite.
I imagine the combined odor or anus and vagina is not the most entising scent

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>had a dream about being a waifu again

>had a nightmare about my waifu being someone else's waifu again

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>that window of lucidity when you wake up in the morning and imagine being with your waifu

>shyness
Literally your body limiting you because it realizes it's genetically inferior. You were never meant to be confident.

>>34710306
you still have time to fix it OP.
you wont get your childhood back but you can get a decent adulthood

What do you want op?
It really isn't healthy to worship the depictions of youth in films and tv, hopefully you realise that.

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field medic here. stay far far away from anything military related. shit is truly fucked and will make things to your head you don't understand and can't reverse after some time.

>>34710348

Army?

origin

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canadian naval reservist

it's pretty ok and is the most positive work environment ive ever had but it didnt help my other reasons for rampant depression either

part time military is an ok job, but it's just that -- a job. you won't find any life-changing experiences or anything

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>people pay for shit to jerk off to
>news

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How much money would someone like Eliza make on that?

>>34710267
>sites with free 1080p full vids exist

Look at your phone or something and wait for the little walking man symbol to appear.

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>>34710224
if this kind of shit makes you anxious, you are a true robot. i feel for you man.

>I'm stood
I still know that feel though, it sucks

>Women
>Competing

harhar

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>>34710183

Man legs

>>34710183
I have never had a bf but thanks for making me feel worse about myself :)

maybe i did??
i can't know if it last until a one thousand year -
did you live so long and know??
improbable!

>>34710155
It kills me inside to know that Im a maniac for striving for this

Damnit i was meant to be Genghis khan with motorbikes, guns and classic rock .

>>34710103
He wasn't interesting until his last day on earth tbqh

He was an extremely boring individual.

>>34710103
Beta couldn't even get past a locked door with a gun. A failure all the way to the very end.

I'm annoying, boring, needy, clingy, lazy, unmotivated, unambitious, unintelligent, I can't speak very well, and all my "hobbies" are niche weird things that (rightfully) no one else gives a shit about.

It's not me, it's not my fault

>>34710040
shitty hairline, insecure, blah blah

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template for anyone interested

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>>34710012

this thing always gives me so much anxiety

People like us don't live to 90 anon