Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 10085. page

>>34711017
i could have them, but to autistic to put in the effort that would make me have them, terrible feel.

>>34711058
Can really relate as I'm not a normie.

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>>34711058
Bullshit. If fake Tinder profiles taut us anything it's that you can be as autistic and beta as any robot here and still get pussy as long as you look like Chad.

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every girl has a hidden nature about her just like a wild tiger in the jungle

>>34711005
skin tight pants wasn't slutty enough?

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>>34711005
But she does.

>>34710998
You think you're working for a better cause by fighting on the behalf of millionaire politicians and business men in the government?

>>34711019
I dont give a fuck if i die trying to get an ounce of oil for a big corporation. To the us, i will be seen as a hero regardless. That will be my legacy

>>34710998
Been in the Air Force for about 5 months now. Currently in tech school studying Radio Frequency Transmissions. Eat 3 times a day free, free room and board with a nice room and a roommate who isn't a normie (he browses the same boards as me, plays vidya, and likes anime). Basically getting payed to get college credits, eat free, and march around. Only thing that sucks is getting up at 4am.

Pretty good deal, free edumacation too. Best decision I ever made and all I had to do was sell my life to the government.

>>34710996
The same thing that wrecks countries:
Jews and universal suffrage

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>>34710996
>What went wrong
More like what went right.
>Tfw your bitch won't ditch her knight armor for a dress made of ducktape.

Same thing that went wrong with men who now jerk off to black cuckold porn.

>>34710923
Hottie?
Oh. Hell. No.

tell her to bend over and let her dog rape her

>>34710923

Ask her where her hairline went

>>34710912
it tasted too awful for me to ever get addicted to it after having to take it for 12 years

>>34710931
If I get a prescription is there a way I can space out my usage so I dont develop a tolerance/addiction

>>34712011
Your doctors write your specific dosage on the side of the bottle for a reason.

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Yes, it is.

Oregano Mutiosa

>>34710882
Yes, you have attractive privilege and get off my board. r9k isn't for your kind

>>34710882
That one doesn't look like girl there
What are you trying to mean

>>34710806
about 10 hours straight now

i'll be off to bed soon

> when do you intend to get off?
When life offers a better alternative.
so never

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>>34710833
I'm not leaving my comfy chair until I'm dragged out of it desu

>>34710805
no

despite the fact youre about to be attacked for being a normie

no

No you're just unaware and innocent, like a child before they learn about mortality.

2D women are superior

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this board fucked with my head so much that if I don't have a clear visual on a vagina I assume it's a trap.

>>34710771
Join the navy with me and lets transform from robots into chads. I'm sick of being >tfw no gf as well

Commence brap-posting.

>>34710671
cont:
>she keeps on cutting
>a fucking piece of gum gets stuck in between my tooth and the brace
>she struggles for minutes
>enjoy every seconds of it
>she finally takes it off
>it's over
>Wow anon you must be the easiest patient to work on! most people would cough and sneeze during the operation!
>get happy hearing those 2 lines
>my hard work has payed off
>I get the date I'll be coming back to
>While leaving see cutie on the stairs going back up
>See you later anon!
>Good night!

I fucking hated myself after i said that last line. While she was being all friendly i fucking went and said the worst possible thing.

Anybody got similar stories?

bump because ive got a tooth extraction this thursday and im fucking dreading it

Why is a qt going to your uni performing dental surgery?

Dont you need like 10 more years of school before that?

Because they have a social aspect in their lives. You do not.

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>>34710668
Not sure if this makes sense visually, this is how I compartmentalize to handle it

>>34710748
It's a bit sloppy, makes sense though. that being said
>love life
Good one.

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What can man do in the face of such power?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqHJL96ic5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj8NeLUeoiQ

>being attracted to women with a pound of contouring makeup on their faces

you deserve this

>favourite
weed
>least
nos (not sure if this counts but ive only ever done weed and nos)
>most used
weed

>favorite
weed, or Aderall

>least
alcohol

>most used
alcohol

>favorite
LSD
>least favorite
alcohol
>most used
weed

I've only done those 3 plus salvia, but i'm still too inexperienced with sally to know much about her

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$85k a year is average for you? Where do you live, exactly?

>>34711482

average in DC or NY maybe

Do you have a job now? Hdbkkdrc nd