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how do I make myself have a wet dream? last one I had was like 2 years ago and it was at someone else's house
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>>34713338
People amaze me sometimes...
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jist dont jerk off for awhile
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>>34713357
well that kitty cat is made for sex boi
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I'm bored. Let's talk. Robot on robot.
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>>34713292
I'm bored but Omegle is shit now
https://discord.gg/YBGBA Come talk to us
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>>34713325
any cuties I can seduce over there?
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beep nigga boop you bop gay beep
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What kind of jobs (university fresh graduate jobs) that don't require me to be sociable and energetic ?
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Guys why don't you want to help me
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>>34713403
We don't know the answer either.
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Literally none. Every job has some form of social aspect. It's shit but there's no escaping it. What's you degree, anon?
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>"The future is female"
What did she mean by this?
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she has a injarred penis collection in a 40 car garage somewhere in brazil
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it's obviously not now
so she must've meant the future
Use your head before you post next time
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dude let's disenfranchise males from voting for me even more lmao
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Yo /r9k/
I turned 21 last week and want to get drunk, I've never had alcohol before at all. I can't go to the state owned liquor monopoly because I don't have an in-state ID.
So, I'm left with no choice but to buy some beer or wine at the grocery store. What will get me drunk quickly without being total garbage taste wise? I was thinking Sam Adams but again, I really don't know
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>>34713239
Rootbeer is good
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If your grocery store sells UV Blue or UV lemonade vodka, cop that. It's bitch liquor but it taste good and you'll be drunk quickly since it's so easy to down
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>>34713268
This is a good starter drink.
Get something like Not Your Father's Root Beer -- barely even taste the alcohol. The ABV isn't very high, but since you're a new drinker, just a couple should get you feeling nice.
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Get off of 4chan and get a gf.
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>>34713224
>go on 4chan and find a crazy girl (woman) more suited to your tastes
Which includes being batshit crazy
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>>34713224
>on 4chan because no gf
>no gf because on 4chan
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>>34713224
Yeah, I will just pick one from a nearby gf tree where they grow. Oh wait...
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>autistic guy going on a date at my anime club
>tfw your less desirable than a autistic weeaboo who constantly stutters and repeats himself at your anime club
I've fucking hit rock bottom anon. I don't get it. I'm intelligent, charismatic, kind, and handsome. I've even took advice from /fit/ and became physically appealing. I need advice guys. I mean i understand I'm introvertive but am i that fucking awful?
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>>34713211
You sound like you have an unattractive personality desu senpai
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>>34713211
just go mgtow you stupid cunt
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>>34713273
Fuck off with this meme. MGTOWs are all incels in denial.
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>tfw didn't make amends with dad before he died
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>>34713181
That isn't the wojak I meant to post
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I would be devastated if this happened. Certainly so upset I wouldn't post it as a half-joke on this board, you flaming fucko.
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this isn't meant to be funny, I just have literally no one else to talk to and this is the only outlet I have
I wish this thread to be serious
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Who else /hates being pretty/ here?
Compliments stop being compliments when you're constantly bombarded with them. Just leave me alone, normies.
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>>34713138
I want to punch you in the throat
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>>34713138
bait.
here's your (you)
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>>34713138
I want to kick you in the neck.
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Why is seltzer so perfect, bros?
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Who the fuck drinks straight tonic water?
Disgusting...
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>>34713339
its aint tonic water you fuckin normalslime. THere is no quinine in seltezer.
Seltzer master race reporting in op
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>>34713446
>>34713072
fuck yeah homie. i like a hint of lime in my seltzer
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>mfw ordering fries with no salt so they are forced to make me a fresh batch
I only take the best, wagie. Earn your pay. :)
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they spit in your fries
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>>34713030
yep and op's parents wish they never had him
way to ruin their lives anon, kill yourself and give them some happiness before they die
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>>34713015
I do shit like this in subway just to brighten wagies day.. have them make entire foot long tons of toppings then have them make a new one becuase they put to much vinegar on it
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How do you make friends?
I've come to realize that I don't actually have any friends anymore.
I consider a friend someone you can confide things too and not feel like nervous around, and who genuinely want to hangout with you.
I realize that I only hangout around my roommates and go places with them out of coincidence, no of them actually ever want to hangout with me.
I know some of the problems I have right now keeping me from getting friends.
>Cynical sense of humor
>Argumentative about politics (talked a lot about it last semester, stopped completely now)
>Tendency to come off rude or short unintentionally
>Drunkenly hit on pretty much every girl on this floor now, got rejected from all so now it's just weird
>Very sad all of the time. I stupidly used to answer "how ya doin" with "not too good, how about you?" Thinking it was an acceptable answer. Now I just say that I'm fine.
>No hobbies other than working out
>Struggle with my school work so I can't help people with theirs
>Music taste is weird and shit
>My depression has eaten up my ability to be the funny guy
>I'm intimidated by normies
>Only have a Snapchat which I rarely use and no other social media
>Eat in most of the time to save money
>Watch no sports and no popular Netflix shows
>I go to parties but I don't really like them
>I make depreciating jokes about myself and others but that gets taken seriously
>I don't know how to conversate so I over share/over ask (big talk instead of small talk)
Sorry if this sounds like a blog post, but does anyone have the nofriends feel? Anyone know how to escape it?
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4chan is friend
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All my "friends" forgot about me.
I moved to a new state for college and I live with family and I have no friends. I try to make friends at work and its crazy, I could be the nicest guy and still no one says a word to me. This guy who works at the coffee shop talks to everyone and hes a cool dude, but hes also a social chad. Tons of the hot girls go and talk to him and laugh at every thing he says. Everybody shuts up when I come and ask for water because its free. I don't even know what to do anymore man, Im just tired. I literally have conversations with myself. I laugh at my own jokes, and always talk as if Im being interviewed.
I don't even care about anybody anymore. I see couples everyday and I know I won't have atleast a fuck buddy.
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>>34713003
Share your snapchat anon, I will be your friend
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A girl told me i had cute "anime eyes"
What does that mean?
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It means she's a weeaboo
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>>34712931
It means you have big eyes
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You need glasses
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How do I develop a close relationship with a girl, given that I'm so asexual I haven't even had an erection in a good 5 years or so? Nothing is sexually attractive to me. At some point they want sex and we have to end it. I'm not sure if this part makes sense, but I still have romantic feelings towards females only--like, I wouldn't cuddle with a guy.
Finally it's so weird to me still that everyone has this need, in addition to hunger and so on, to have sex.
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OP do you have a health condition or smth? Depression, overweight or underweight? Usually that causes the asexual thing esp if you were sexual before
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>>34712942
I wasn't sexual before I just still had random puberty boners.
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>>34712883
youre just a lowtest male, anon
either take hormones or become a trap and rent your boipussy
Any Giantbots(6'4 and up) on here?
t.6'7
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>>34712833
HeIIo Donatello
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love tall guys.
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>>34712833
I am 6'4, the most desired height