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>>34713898
Few and far between

>>34713898
We went to New York together when I was 16

It was mostly just him walking around getting drunk at every bar we could find and bitching about my mother while being happy drunk.

I just enjoyed the ride. We sorta talked for the first and last time, but we weren't really getting anything across to one another.

>>34713898
Him crying when I left for Afghanistan
>Now you give shit

Probably me, or something similar.

>>34713896
you don't know what avoidant personality disorder is

Me desu. It's all fun and strength until you start pushing your loved one away.

>listens to swans
>browses r9k
>goes on omegle
you dodged a bullet

>>34713865
who the fuck goes on omegle? Seriously, how starved for attention do you have to be to want to video or even text chat with random strangers outside something like a forum.

>>34713865
>"gradually" fall in "love" over the course of a week.

KYS

>>34713825
>suicide rates have risen
>What do you think is happening?

I guess more people are killing themselves.

13 per 100,000 people seems really low to me. I'd expect it to be at least 100 or 1000 per 100,000.

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People are waking up to the fact that life and capitalism are shit.

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>talking to qt on snapchat but she already has a boyfriend
>starts getting flirty with me
>sends me snaps that say "goodnight kisses" or "you're such a blessing"
>she even sends me a selfie with where I can tell she was shirtless
>doesn't mind when I screenshot
>sometimes she leaves me on read because she knows she has emotional control over me

What the fuck do I do lads?

>>34713779
>http://i.imgur.com/2hAoLyA.gifv
Stop being a degenerate moron and immediately cut contact with a taken woman who's obviously using you as an emotional tampon, you freaking retard.

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>>34713828
>emotional tampon
hahahah, mind if i use that?

bitch you fat

Would bang now nudes or gtfo

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>>34713674
lemme save you some trouble

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>>34713664
The only fembot I care enough about to creampie is the tittymonster Asian lactation fetishist who lives in Europe.

Well, maybe also the surrogate mother. If she carried one child that's proof she's good for more, innit?

Which ones desu faM??

>>34713707
Link me the original thread senpai

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>another 10000 sodium day

I work manual labor, 4.5k is nothing

>>34713626
Lucky more than needed

>>34713612
Lady cops are HOT

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>can i have your ID?

>>34713762
Lady cop you faggot

im sorry but you wouldnt make it past boot camp

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Give it to me baby.

I want whatever you've got!

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>>34713565
Yeah I'm both! Yeah I had a drink, yeah I smoked!
Yeah you think I need you, but I don't!

>>34713575
I don't usually do this unless I'm drunk or I'm high, but I'm both right now got me talking about my life

Speak to me in English or in mexican, not both, pinche marica puto.
And why are you on this side of the wall anyways?

>>34713523
eh homes, I'll call el presidente Trump on your ass

>>34713523
Are they hivemind? Or how can i tell which one is speaking to me?

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>>34713511

So how does a young man survive this inner-conflict? There's no comforting answer. But, here's a couple suggestions. It's ok to date women/ to have fun with them. After all, it does indeed feel great to lay naked with a woman, smelling her scents, to feel her body against yours, fucking and getting a nice sloppy cocksuck on a winter morning. Hell, even to just to hold hands and cuddle in front of a movie. But make no mistake /r9k/. All of those sweet things listed above are forever fleeting. She WILL use these to her advantage at some point guaran-fucking-teed. Go ahead and date, get laid, but don't fall into Mother Nature's trap. A woman will try and use her sexuality and affections to trap you into marriage. She is manipulative. The first few months, you'll be in pussy heaven. You may even start thinking she's "different." This is where you need to watch your ass. Women are and have always been parasites looking to survive off of a host. They will engage in shockingly callous behaviors to secure their survival agenda, even in our modern time when her survival agenda isn't needed. It's hard wired in. She'll always be looking for a "better deal" (50% of women in all relationships admit having a back up man they're grooming, just in case). A woman, once she's done with you, will gut you in divorce court, devastate you psychologically, walk away without a care in the fucking world and laugh about it with friends over wine. No remorse, no guilt, zero fucking shame. The seemingly sweetest women do this.

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>>34713548
This isn't malicious. Getting mad and hating women for their darker survivalist nature is like hating sharks or scorpions for theirs. Complete waste of energy. Just accept the hard truth and act accordingly. Speaking of sharks, considering getting married is like considering diving into a lagoon full of sharks, wearing a wet-suit made out of flank steak. At the urging of the delusional herd and testosterone coursing through your body, you somehow hope you can enjoy a nice swim and not end up crawling onto shore with the 50% of other dipshits with arms and legs bitten clean off. Hell, even if you don't get bit (divorced), how fun is it perpetually treading water with eyes in the back of your fucking head, constantly dodging those insidiously snapping jaws (shit tests, demands and nagging)? Date women, but instead of the being a pushover, "nice guy." Be the "lovable asshole." That unattainable guy that plays his cards close to his chest. She'll bitch, moan and cry to her friends how she can't get you to "open up," which really means she can't get you under her control. While this does drive her nuts, however, it also makes her sexually engaged. She'll keep right on sexing you up to try and suck you into her velvet trap. Use this to your advantage, but remember to respect Mother Nature for the cold, calculating BITCH she is. Don't get sucked in. Don't fall in love with a fantasy that will never come true. Have hobbies and enjoy women for who and what they are.

~~all is fleeting
~it is the folly of man to attempt permanence
witness the marbles
~they will be dust in time
~~the sexual union creates the time to see it evaporate

They don't, you're probably thinking inner city african americans.

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They don't hate outdoor activities. Get off of /pol/ you insufferable faggot

>>34713539
>p-pole!!!!!

Honestly, just fuck off

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just steal them desu

i have like 10 pairs from girls i know

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>>34713487
but I dont know any girls well enough to go to their house to steal

>>34713487
Where can I go to steal them?
When I was still in school I took one from a basket of found clothes.

i listen exclusively to podcasts and anime osts

>>34713421
Modest mouse's first two albums are the only good indie rock desu

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>>34713421
Ok I will give me some good Albums/Bands and I will actually listen to it no bs. My guy. Also bump for you.