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>You look this guy is showing the style just like hero. Probably he has to take the photo for applying for job or he may get passport work, whatever that may be there.
>Right now it looks that he is not interested in his own picture rather he instructed the photographer to capture the back side of the girl, to see this, what you think?

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>Let's see these superb players who have got the medals and happy to got these winning medals.
>You will be happy to see the faces of the winning girls, but do you see something extra in these pretty winners, hope you got nothings there but you will have to see their lips and just try to see down lips, vertical and horizontal both lips, aren't good smiles?

>aren't good smiles?

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>Cool in the hot what a great girl just you look her boobs accidentally popped out.
>This is the better photographer who was ready to take the scene of her popping out boobs and just took that valuable photo.
>He did not miss this real scene and uploaded on social media so let's guys have a glance at her boobs, isn't cool?

Yeah I just dropped out. Parents payed out of pocket for cc and one semester of my state uni so I have no real debt. Id like to pay them back $5k for the semester I dropped out of. Honestly being $2k in credit debt really gave me perspective. I was about to take a $100k loan for law school. Being is debt is slavery. If you owe so much money you cant just wake up and say "I dont really feel like working today"

For now im gonna do WWOOF in tropical places. Seems like a work vacation

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>>34715688
I feel you man.

This shit sucks. I've spent the past year doing nothing. A whole year of my life just stopped. I know some people here have been neets for much longer, but it wasn't supposed to be like this.

>>34715765
Yeah man. I wasn't even a neet though. I went to study art at a private university which was fucking stupid to begin with, then acted like a psycho when I discovered drugs and partying and got banned from living on campus for a semester after a belligerent drunken night. Went to work at the local grove store for half a year, decided I didn't want that kind of life and took out more loans to go back and graduate. Still wasn't that good at school even though I kept my nose clean, didn't go into any internships or learn how to get a job in the arts...i studied painting and drawing instead of graphic design... it's been almost a year since I graduated and I've got a car now but I don't know what to do, I've been making payments on a private loan but my deferment for my federal loans ends on march first and they want a grand a month, I don't know where to look for work aside from joining the army, I've ruined my life...

and then he logged on to 4chan.org and wrote this thread

originality vaccine

Tommy's Mommy did want Tommy to get diseases that her pappy's generation and her generation had, Tommy's Mommy did not want Tommy to be in a wheel chair for the rest of his life, so this is why Tommy's Mommy got him the shot! I should also add that other than vaccines, her tax payer funded school teachers also told her about "gay rights," and "anti-racism" and "multi-culturalism" and filled her with ideas of world peace under one world government. But, they strategically omitted uncomfortable facts like how the 16th ammendment was never ratified, the ransacking of America on behalf the Rothchilds and the Rockefellers, and the Builderbergs, and the TRUE purpose of the New Deal along with the Trotskyist invasion that took over all American schools. But that's another story to tell.

Now Mommy explained all this to Tommy, and as Tommy grew up, he came to "understand" what happened to him, and believe it to be natural. He took it as a coming of age kind of thing, and thought himself as a stronger person because of it, though, he never won a physical fight in his life, and that was because of certain symptom that he gained sometime after his shot, which would come to haunt for the rest of his poor poor life. As Tommy grew up, he got obsessively into video games and cartoons. Sonic the Hedgehog was a big one for him, for some strange reason, he was mesmerized by the bright colors and weird sounds from this cartridge made in Japan. He also watched the Sonic cartoons, and a characters like Amy Rose and Sally Acorn made him feel funny in his pants! As he continued to grow older, he grew much fatter and lethargic, and he continued stand out more and more making his peers feel really uncomfortable around him! He had no real friends, except for obese mountain who were as equally socially awkward, and almost everyone considered him a "faggot", even if they'd abstain from using the word.

For you see, Tommy's symptom was autism, and which is neurological disorder which causes a person like Tommy to exhibit impaired social interaction. Throughout school Tommy excelled in everything, or at the very least got honor roll everytime, but the time he was out of high school, and out of post modern art college(he wanted to got to Japan and be an anime-ka), he could not find a job, or a girlfriend! For you see, social interaction and connections is everything in real life, not "intelligence" gained from school these days. Tommy remembered all these lessons, including the ones that were taught to his mommy like Black History, WWII, and of course, vaccines and their place in modern medicine. Tommy thought his traumatic childhood event was necessary, though he was hardly the model of masculinity the vaccines made him think he was. As for Tommy's good looking peers who were vaccinated, they did not grow fat and socially retarded, because their parent put them to work mowing the lawn, so they rarely had time for video games and anime, though on the inside, they were every bit as autistic as Tommy, they just did not let the media saturation get to them, and they did not put focus on studying as much, because their parents trained them to be in the military to help America fight for Isreal, and others as doctors who would continue giving vaccines, thus they gave up on trying to please themselves with their autistic desires, denying that would ever fap to a pikachu woman.

Tommy at least never got Polio or those other diseases, but he did get sick occasionally, and one day Tommy met a young man named Jacob. Jacob was an energy healer, who sold pills that somehow actually helped people evaded the iron grasp of the FDA's regulation policies, he was also very handsome, and NOT autistic. Jacob never got sick in his life, ever, and he never had a vaccine in his life ever.

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I brought brrraaapppp posting there.
I'm on this thing now where I post pic. related whenever I see a Carter post.

>>34715726
You do realize carter isn't one person right?

>>34716795
Yeah, I know.
It's just something I like to do for "Carter" posts.

It's certainly not as popular as fart posting, that really caught on.

When do you go there? I was purged from /sp/ (._. )

I try to make something of myself, but that doesn't mean that any one else will care about me or that it'll even happen.

stop tunnel visioning stupid shit and getting all worked up over fucking nothing you massive faggot.

>>34715615
but she's right

weebs are degenerates

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>>34715615
I honestly have always had a much harder time consuming real porn versus hentai because I always have that voice in the back of my mind thinking "That's somebody's daughter/sister/future mother..." and that makes it tough. Hentai doesn't give me those hangups, because they're not real people.

Also, that lady sounds like a real bitch.

>>34715570
Yes, rich stacies that think they are smart for being in med school

>>34715570
people who oversimplify what other people do online to feel better about themselves for a little bit?

>>34715570
no in fact premed is the worst subject for enjoying college life. try the math side.

>>34715520
OP here, Walter Mitty is a pretty comfy movie for me

>>34715520
Into the wild is kinda sad, but surely comfy

The Beach. I enjoy this movie.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2h0z4f

story of my life, never asked a girl out because i honestly can't justify it, can't find anything in me i bring to her life that is positive.

then they go off and date people who beat them, cheat on them, guys who would never even dream of asking themselves that question before they pursue a woman. But I can't stop asking it. I have no confidence and hate myself.

>>34715502
Do it bro, i believe in you

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>>34715502
>>don't ask her out because I think she deserves better
Iktf, my oneitis turned out to have a boyfriend so the decision was pretty easy to make. I resolved to just move on, improve myself, and go for other girls. Except those other girls turned out to have boyfriends as well and I'm just becoming more and more obsessed with her

>>34715450
I am in roughly the exact same location as you
feels good to be (((educated))) doesn't it

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I was a typical lefty during my early teenager years, then I discovered imageboards and verged more to the right. Then I began working and realized paying taxes really really sucks.

>>34715599
>he thinks he's smart but lazy

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>The Army Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps (JROTC) is a program offered to high schools that teaches students character education, student achievement, wellness, leadership, and diversity.
>and diversity

>that kid that brought his wooden katana to school

>>34715441
im Australian, what is this,
is it actual branch of the military?

>>34715433
ill let you know if i ever get freinds

>>34715636
I'm sure you at least have a few

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>>34715433
>friends
>public

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>>34715406
ur not alone anonimoose

>>34715406
Better than me. I hate the idea of anyone seeing me naked despite being /fit/ so I take my showers at night around 12.
I turn on every shower in the dorm and close all the curtains so no one will shower while I'm there.
Why did I get stuck in the sports dorm? O just wanted to lift in peace

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>>34715406
I take long ass showers. I just sit in there, literally like the pic related.

Apparently, according to some studies, people will use warm water as a substitute for emotional warmth that they lack.

Take that how you will.

>>34715397
Yea I guess your right. Thanks Anon.

neat, I have a camaro in real life apparently and not gay fucking convertible.

>>34715397
lol is that Deanetty?

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>>34715359
neotenous

how is that not original? who the fuck says that word?

insectoid physiology

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>>34715359
>Why are Asians just so superior?
I do not know

I will adopt an asian child if I ever do get a gf though

>>34715343
hey Steve. You don't know John by any chance do you?

>>34715373
haha no wtf

>>34715343
I DONT BELIEVE YOU

>waits until OP posts an audio file of his gf moaning his name, and then runs into the bathroom crying