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l haven't slept in 4 days, l feel weird
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>>34716498
i'd like to put a bag over your head and fuck you to unconsiousness
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>>34716498
>l haven't slept in 4 days, l feel weird
you will die soon
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Have the hallucinations started yet?

I hear the longer you stay up the more vivid they get. From odd shapes and noises to fully vivid people and objects

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ITT we describe ourselves as triple threats. Describe yourself in three words. I'll start.

>anger
>sadness
>loneliness
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>>34716473
Unpredictable
Lazy
Lost
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>>34716473
>boredom
>shallow
>superiority
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>lethargic
>guilty
>lazy

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What do you regret robots?

I regret never telling the love of my life I loved her back
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>>34716445
i regret being borneded
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>>34716445
i regret confessing to my parents that i have schizophrenia

why didnt you tell her you loved her back?
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I regret the text I sent about 5 minutes ago to my oneitis

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Robots I have a question for you

If your 3d waifu told you she was raped and is no longer a virgin because of that, but has never done anything sexual willingly before, would she be a roastie in your eyes?
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>>34716351
Yes.
Bitch prolly asked for it.
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depends on how/why she got raped.
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How does a bonobo even get that fat?

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youtube channels with women talking about things? i enjoyed roses channel but she only has like 40 videos and ive saw them all. any suggestions?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGQGBE_yrf0
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>>34716422
>I didn't feel autistic. I still don't.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYmmmHtQlkk

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Dont have a gf but I have this amazing soft synthesizer
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looks pretty soft, friend
can't believe it's not original
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>>34716302
soft means its software or 2d
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>>34716210
Unf daddy I can only imagine how good the delay sounds

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>gf is mad at me because i'm depressed and hate my fucking existence
>thinks she's not good enough for me

i just fucking hate myself, why does it always have to be about her? christ
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Women love to hear about themselves.
Just go gay
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>depressed
>has gf

Nah
You are ignorant to the depths of despair the human mind is capable of. If you were truly depressed theres no way you would have the energy to pursue and maintain relationships.
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>>34716622
gays are degenerate

>>34716641
>dude you aren't depressed unless you self-sabotage your own happiness then brag about doing so on 4chan

ok

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>tfw 16 y/o step sister is going to comic con
>tfw she asked if I wanna go with her and her friends
>i'll be a basically 24 year old guy by then hanging out with 16 year olds
>tfw get dat prime 16 y/o puss puss if I can

How do I not come off as creepy desu?
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>>34716132
Maybe you should stop being a faggot and instead of hanging out with your imouto to be a sicko around her friends, you should go with her to protect her from the other sickos like you that go to those events.
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>>34716233
faggot

oregano desu
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>>34716233

Get out of here normie faggot. 16 y/o girls crush on older guys all the time, this is my only chancu desu~

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What is even the point of having a gf since females by nature are hypergamous?

There will always be another man that is more attractive than you.
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>>34716106
have a lot of girlfriends then
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Date unattractive girls
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>>34716106
Wait;

It's males by nature that hypergamous, females look for the single best provider and protector.

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>3 bowls of ramen
>2 bowls of grapes
>Half a sausage with onions
>Under 2000 calories in total
>Feels like I ate 20000 calories
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ramen is not good for weight loss, eat oats
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>Eat a ham sandwich
>700 calories because I put a sliver of avocado on it
>7 hours later
>Eat a cup of rice with two eggs and some veggies
>Slightly over calorie count for the day
Dieting is fucking stupid and I hate it so god damn much
I'm not ever allowed to fucking eat
Ever
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He's trying to gain weight probably. I know these feels. It's hard

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Ask a white girl who lives alone in the ghetto anything.
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do you have sex with black
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>>34715926
How is Jamal doing
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>>34715948
Hasn't happened yet. You know what they say, once you go black...

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GF Applications Day 2:

I'm an attractive and pretty interesting (mentally ill) fellow looking for a gf to end the loneliness deep within me. My goals are to acquire you, move you out to me, and then make you follow me everywhere; all as quick as possible. pretty easy job for you

But you must fill my requirements.
>virgin
>cuter than hot
>no mental baggage from previous relationships
>okay with being beat up

Feel free to ask me anything you wanna know

start.
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I'm a virgin but I lost my hymen while putting a pencil sharpener to see how it would feel. Is it ok?
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>>34715935
>while putting a pencil sharpener
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>>34715935
Disqualified

Youre also male i can tell by how you post.

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Why havent you gotten a beaner bf yet femanons asian or not? Are Asian Female Brown Male relationships the strongest in the world?
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>tfw spic
>tfw no asian gf
GIVE ME MY FREE JAPANESE GF
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>>34715984
you have to go to asia in order for this to work
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>tfw spic
>had a halfspic halfjap qt virgin gf
>but I dumped her because she was too good for me
There's not much point to it if you have a crippling inferiority complex and an absolute dearth of self-esteem

>tfw you'll never even see nonsummerjack's butthole
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>tfw you'll never cum inside nonsummerjack
>tfw non will never make JAV
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>>34715941
I think I haven't even saw her doing an ahegao of sorts
>tfw settled down on wanting to see nonsummerjack's tongue and open mouth
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what kind of name is nonsummerjack

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Why don't feminists shave their armpits?
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i guess its a way to protest men telling them what to do
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>>34715753
fucking triggered. here I go
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Shaving your armpits is actually unnatural you know.

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