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Whenever I am around people I am happy. Whenever I am alone for extended periods I begin contemplating suicide and becoming anxious and suicidal.
Is this normal? Is this worth seeking treatment over? Are most people constantly surrounded by others? Are they content when they are alone?
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>>34716891
Why do fat black ladies love tweety bird shit like this picture?
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>>34716922
why do fat white nerds love anime shit?
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>>34717385
Because it's everything they want to be.
Tweetie bird is tiny, cute, and sought after by a black man (Sylvester).
Anime is a world where awkward virgins get reverse gangbanged by their 80 Loli sisters.
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Anyone here like bullying girls? More playful bullying, not omg she killed herself bullying. Example with my friend-
Me: haha Stacey why do you talk with your hands so much
Stacey: omg Chad leave my hands alone (she did a pout laugh while saying this)
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>>34716883
Im known for doing this, I've never had a girlfriend.
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>>34716883
I am incapable of bullying. I am incapable of banter. I am incapable of anger. I am incapable of confidence.
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>>34716961
Wtf bro
Orville
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>have job interview
>its a group interview
>get in there with 8 other people
>all the people conducting the interview are attractive women in office attire (my fetish)
>anxiety flares up and i can barely function and my autism is ruining me
>keep staring at the women running the interview because im horny as hell
>end up in 1v1 interview with one of the women
>check out her ass the whole way down the hall
>can tell she noticed, but doesn't say anything
>we do the interview, which goes bad because im an autistic moron
>she says thats all and i'm free to go
>say she should leave first because i want to check her out again
>she looks weirded out and says she has other people to interview
>i laugh and say "yah i bet" and walk out
so how bad did i fuck up? god i'm gonna throw myself off a bridge tomorrow, but tonight i'm gonna fap myself into a coma at the memories of tight skirts
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>>34716849
>so how bad did i fuck up?
Nah, you did OK. Your only fault is not being Chad. I bet if it was him, she'd have started flirting in the middle of the interview and asked him if he was married or if he was free after the interview.
Just keep trying and don't give up. You'll either desensitize yourself to interviews or get lucky and get the job.
By the way, tight skirts are god-tier
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>>34716849
>yeah i bet
ROFL
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Should of complemented her tight skirt
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I can't tell if I'm maturing or depressed. Or maybe a mix of both. Lately, I've been having stronger urges to study, read, learn over playing videogames. In fact, I have no desire to play whatsoever and can't believe I even played for as long as I did. I can't seem to find the passion to do anything I used to like anymore.
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>>34716810
do u have bouts of happiness and saddness
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>>34717009
Yes, typically more sad than happy though
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>>34716810
Reading's pretty fun, I kinda wish I wasn't so lazy and would actually go get some books.
Why don't more robots derive power and self-esteem through the fascist tradition?
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Fascism is the apex of Chad.
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>>34716799
Fascism is a type of collectivism correct? I am an individual.
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>>34716799
we are the type of genetic failures which fascism is designed to prevent.
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>tfw no Katya gf
It hurts. It hurts so bad.
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it doesn't get better anon. oregano content
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is katya no longer the queen of /r9k/
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Is this fucking bait
>Chad chin
>Makeup clown
>try hard for photo
>Dat forehead
Kys
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>stacy friend I talk to sometimes bugs me about stuff sometimes
>she is an ULTRA roastie though, egregrious Hillary supporter,oddly really for race mixing
>but we do have common ground in somethings like playing instruments
>she goes on today about weird age of consent shit like she's gonna get in so much trouble for kissing some 17 year old she knows.
> goes on about the people she hangs out with
> something pops up and I'm like I never go outside of my house outside of uni
> she acts surprised
>"we should go bowling sometime, anon"
> told her don't know how to bowl but she says she's bad anyways
What is she trying to do. I know she obviously has no sexual interest, but she's bothered me about going to the movies and to some obama thing in the past with her.
What is the roastie up to?
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>>34716754
kanna is such a cutie!
tohru is best girl of the show though
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>>34716754
> something pops up and I'm like I never go outside of my house outside of uni or hang out with anyone like she does
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>>34716754
Nah that's a normal thing friendly stacies do, at my old job I had a Stacy who wanted to hang out every once in a while, it means we're not entirely repulsive, don't think too much about it.
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Why do normies glorify dying young?
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the candle that burns twice as bright, etc
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>>34716736
Because people will remember you as young forever.
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>>34716736
They don't.
>Shut the fuck up, it's original.
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>tfw entire "personality" is defined by the media I consume and I don't even have good taste
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>>34716706
Ik the feel. Whenever somebody asks me my hobbies I want to make something up because all I do is watch anime and play vidya
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How do you even have "hobbies" anyway? They seem like a waste of time and effort to me
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>>34718016
what exactly is considered a hobby anyway
building ships inside bottles or model trains
does building a computer count as a hobby or is that a necessary thing if you don't want a slow schlomosheklestein pile of shit
plz halp
"Son, explain to me why I found Codeine and Promethazine in your bedroom."
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>>34716705
Why is my mom 22 years old?
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>>34716705
I don't know who I'm supposed to be here
The person in the picture(son), myself(son), or person in the picture(mom)
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what if todays emos are really just those people who arent expressive in their emotioans but now they are EMOjis people haha
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This is what talking to girls is like for me.
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cringe as fuck t b h m 8
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>>34716688
>Op msg's himself.
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You both sound mentally deficient
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you just haven't fucked a girl really really really really really really good before
thats why you sad or mad or whatever the fuck...
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>>34716646
>a-all my problems will go away once I get laid, r-right?
Bad news, virgin.
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>>34716646
No anon, I am angry because my life is breaking apart and I am doing nothing about it. Maybe I'll put what I even have left of life force to go out and fuck a girl, but seconds after I finish inside her my life state will sink in and I'll have have to sit there crying having Anonette wondering why I'm such a fucking faggot
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>>34716646
Fuck off normie
sage
oreg
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UHHH YOU DONT GET TO BRING TOILETS
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA WHO TOLD YOU TO MAKE STINKY POOPY??
A LOTTA TOILET PAPER FOR A STINKY SHIT
NOONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DIAPER!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOL IF I PULLED IT OFF WOULD YOU POOPY???????
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY STINY!!!!
uh....big.....biiiig..BIIIIIIGG!!!!!
*farts* .........STINKY!!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU POOP!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUNNY POOPIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE WE STARTED THE DIARRHEA??
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PERHAPS HE IS WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD FLUSH A POOP BEFORE THROWING IT OUT A MOVING TOILET
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best thread on 4chan atm
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Do you feel poopy? A little poopy in your pants?
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i'm high! what do i buy from the convenience store?!
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Funions, man. Yeah.
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beer my man
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>>34716590
Chips and salsa is my favorite snack while high
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Why does Konata have a penis?
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>>34716540
thats a puffy vulva, kiddo
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>>34716564
>thats a puffy vulva, kiddo
looks like a penis to me
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>>34716540
>not posting the version of this image where konata is wearing a diaper
i don't feel like digging through 10,000 pictures to find it