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I jerk off to two people of the same race having sex

I only visit Fisto once a week.

>>34716983
I walk where I like, I say in a Biggie Smalls voice
>[PULLS OUT KNIFE]

>>34716954
Well, you can always kill yourself! So thats good news, lol. You can just play games, and rotate between them when you get tired or bored. You can masturbate, or read manga, or both! You can watch live stream, or even pickup a book.

Or maybe nothing at all, idk. I wish I had a good answer, anon.

you can try to get "patrician" taste in music or movies

basically treat obscure albums and films as pokemon cards. it's fun for quite a while and pretty competitive in certain places

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>>34718144
>You can just play games, and rotate between them when you get tired or bored. You can masturbate, or read manga, or both! You can watch live stream, or even pickup a book.

I never really got into games before. Masturbation is fun but temporary. I never really got into manga or books or live streaming either.

The only thing I really found interested was posting on 4chan but even that seems pretty boring now, I feel like I do it out of habit more than anything else.

>>34716908
That's just life, anon.

>>34716937
You have no fucking idea how tired I am of that shitty phrase.

>>34716908
She can easily describe why she feels a certain way about things, she just doesn't want to have an ugly and dark conversation with her son, you stupid fuck. You really think someone a generation older than you can't describe why they feel a certain way?

>being a worthless piece of shit who manages to fuck up in life with a decent STEM degree
nah

>>34715427
>that image
The job posting for a driving job requires an engineering degree? That's quite the oversight from whoever made that image.

>>34715892

If you read the entire image you'd see the picture was made in jest

>>34715216
Nice, what did you have?

>>34715216

what an L

>>34715216
have you tried not eating 8000 calories? that might help.

>>34714709
>It seems like most """girls""" are here to get some free attention or harass some poor beta.

Ding ding ding! It's almost like you knew this beforehand! Now stop shitting up this board with your faggoty roastie threads

I find the board funny and sometimes I get some raw perspectives on things I wouldn't have contemplated otherwise.

Also do not like normies and think robots can be cute and I can relate somewhat to the feels

>>34714709
>To find Chad?
HAHAHAHA
> Maybe to get more orbiters?
Nope
>Socialize?
Yes
>Dare I say, study this unique subset of the male population?
Also yes.

Sometimes I come to troll, sometimes I come because I need to "put it out" (my feelings). Sometimes I come because I like feeling dominant over men so I like to be mean to you, but sometimes I relate a lot. It's difficult to explain...

>>34714100
if shes willing to fake being into autistic shit, shes willing to fuck.

go fuck her you autist

>>34714100
Normies (especially roasties) have absolutely 0 personality or interests outside of fucking Chad and gossiping. They wear band tee shirts that they don't even listen to, take pictures wearing *fake* glasses, and pretend to be "gaymers" while not being able to list a single game.

>>34714150
He won't he'll probably make a big deal about her not knowing and try to call her out on it. OP's a faggot as always

E.T.

original

>>34712935
Schindlers list
Potentially original

>>34712935
True Lies. I hate joke answers since they're never funny.

>20 years old
>Just bee'd myself
Not even memeing, I don't know how I did it, it just happened

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>>34711747
Same. Pic related.

Posted 10 days before I lost it.

capped because response was good.

>>34711795
Why didn't you walk away?

Wonder why they have anorexia

>>34711270
gawk creepily for a few moments then remind myself they have no interest in me and turn away then feel sad for the rest of the day.

>>34711270
It's pretty fuckin wild how asian woman pubes are like mohawks.

>>34710809
i dont live there yet
also im probably too autistic for even them

>>34710809
Why do all japanese people have fucked up teeth? I'd rather a Korean senpai.

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>>34710809
>anon-san, the baby's kicking again!
>i'm so glad I let gajin make a baby with me instead of Japanese boy

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Time for another one anon

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If only even one anon gets redpilled, I'm happy

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But MGTOW is still retarded

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>>34706805
Kek
>be me in highschool
>really thick mulatto hair
>looks ike an afro because its so thick
>dont cut hair so sides really long
>decide a cool style would be if i brushed the sides forward so my sideburns would be really pointy , spikey lines on the side of my face
>still get called dragon to this day.

>>34706888
dragon is a cool nickname

>>34706805
Holding the gun below the chin is risky exactly because of what that image warns against, put it in your mouth so you can't slip at the last moment and merely open your face

One time I hit an 18 wheeler while backing up out of a parking lot; a few truckers were standing about 10 feet away from it looking at me and I sped away like mad.

I don't inconvenience myself doing anything overly complicated. Parallel parking that one time during the road test was just luck; I'm not doing it again.

>>34674667
Today I was running on like 5 hours of sleep. My mom told me to go home in her car, so I could get to work.

I was swerving like a motherfucker, partially due to nosleep, partially due to me glancing at my phone for too long.

I ran into and knocked over a stop sign, and that shit shook me. My mom eventually came over (it wasn't far from where she was) and drove me back home.

I had to drive myself to work in my own car, and managed that through the power of a classic Guitar Hero jam.
https://youtu.be/0jgrCKhxE1s

>>34674724
>Parallel parking that one time during the road test was just luck; I'm not doing it again.
This is me too. I fuck up my parallel parks every single time and have to spend minutes adjusting, even though I pulled it off flawlessly during the test.

I'd unironically eat the shit out of those women's asses

>>34719996

thought she was putting her foot on other girl's face. was disappointed.

>>34720031
How does one ironically eat shit?