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Cmon random internet string prove my authenticity

>>34720230
GIVE ME GIMME GIVE ME THE DUBS BOSS

meet your maker, which is i, anon!

>>34720229
you're still a virgin because you had sex with something that wasn't of the opposite gender

Good question

I'd say no. Fucking degenerate normie faggot.

>>34720229
Well, technically UHM no

Might as well brag about putting your dick in a soft warm hole

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Because man is naturally violent. We're the worst thing to happen to grace this earth, we abuse it but hardly give back to it.

It's up to us to really get that message around so we can finally wake up, but it ain't happening anytime soon...

We compete for scarce resources.

>>34720257
Resources are only scarce because overpopulation and inefficient wasting. Renewable resources do away with the need for gas and coal.

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I've had that trip a lot of times.
I keep vacillating between thinking I should never do psychedelics again and that I should devote the rest of my life to taking them.

>>34720150
I know how you feel, I consumed too many sweets and energy drinks last night which made me miss my own birthday because of the headache.

I really miss it

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>>34720139

I consider it to be natural. Pic related is OK cupid data of men's preferred ages for women. I read in an evolutionary psychology book that the biggest signal to men that a woman is sexually ready is the development of breasts and hips. But other than that, men prefer women to be as young as possible.

If that only happens from kids, then you're a pedo. When my sister was young, and she sat on my lap, I'd get boners. But same happened when my step-mum or a male friend would sit on my lap. It's just warmth, pressure, and movement that cause it.

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>>34720139
I had a job last summer where I was a camp counselor at this summer camp for kids like 7-15 years old. Some of the middle school girls were pretty cute, not gonna lie. I was 19-20 that summer.

There was this one girl who was kind of a "tsundere" type where like she acted like really tough towards me but you could tell she thought I was cool or whatever. I thought it was pretty adorable. I think she was like 12 or 13? She used to like restrict me a bit by holding my hand and stuff and we'd kind of mess with each other verbally. I would visit the room she'd be working in with her counselor and classmates and she'd be like "what are you doing here, anon?" in a really sassy way. it was like her greeting for me, haha. When we sat in the bleachers in the gym she'd sit behind me and like tickle my sides when i wasn't looking to get a reaction out of me and make me laugh while the rest of the camp was around listening to what the program director was saying.

Good times, too bad she wasn't there for too long lol. I'm such a pedophile kill me

I embrace the second cat, the walls whisper and my thoughts evade me but not always. I have yet to see what lies beyond the veil

>>34720125
OP this thread has arrived at an opportune time, it cannot be coincedental. What do the walls tell you, they want you to share

First cat because my delusions are scare and convincing but not outlandish.

>>34720104
You are not ugly OP, im not fucking with u. It will be ok.

I can relate, anon. I simply held a door for a girl and she looked at me as if I was a virus.

>>34720104
Start asking people if they want an autograph and charge money for that.

iktf anon. i went from having maybe 6-12 drinks a week in the form of beer, but for some months i've been up to 60-100 and have also started buying cheap well-whiskey because a handle of 80 proof for $14 goes a lot farther than a craft 6-pack for $10

i tend to alternate every night between alcohol and sleep medication in general. i don't get withdrawals from going with alcohol for a few days at a time, but it seems to make things so much better, as long as i don't get shitfaced. i used to smoke weed a lot more often, but it's been making the anxiety worse and also making me incredibly complacent as of late. in general the fun with it is mostly gone. booze keeps seeming better and better though

Since I started riralins I haven't thought about drinking at all, maybe try that

>eye sex
You better drop the ex link my negro

why should he cut off his dingaling for a roasty like you?

>>34720057
because i like it better that way
(not a roastie btw)

>>34720079

you're a disgusting roasty kike lover kys

>>34720033
>join me?
Where?

>>34720033
pls respond

//evadetherobot//

>>34720086
probably rolling around on a carpet like OP presumably is
>taking enough X that you want to post on /r9k/
he's long gone

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>>34720009
never do that again op

>>34720009
not a femanon but i think your butt looks nice. very edible . would slide into.
more please

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I think you're thicc in the wrong places anon.

If you think like a girl, fat will go to the right places true story

that's true, but he could do something about his appearance

Orthodontic work matters too.

what are you talking about OP his nose and his adams apple are almost asymmetric he's beautiful

dude...you know what you have to do.

>>34719758
>>34719777
Trips confirms
You must marry her

>>34719758
How does it feel to have a Stacy big sister, anon? I imagine it's similar to hell

what else do you expect of living useless cum rags?

>>34719720
Narcissistic, and very few of them in the western world understand any true adversity so slight inconveniences become the end of the world.

>>34719720
I thought the friendzone didn't exist?
I guess that's what happens when Chad pumps and dumps you?

you deserve it for playing league of losers anyway

switch to dota ASAP

>>34719708
le_skinner_saying_pathetic.jpg

>complaining about a fed nasus when you're playing Jhin
>gold 5

fucking lmao