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>Hey pal, you feeling down? How bout we practice for girls to cheer ya up?
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>>34721139
When I was 10 my friend wanted to practice with each other and I turned him down. I regret this everyday.
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>>34721168
Why dont you raise the question to him
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>tfw no slutty twink bf
Why live?
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>come on anon, what are you waiting for?
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>>34721104
but thats a doll, dog
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>>34721104
For deaths pale hand to reach out and extinguish whats left of my withered soul.
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>>34721104
I'm.... afraid.
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Memes aside, how do I get a Stacey gf?
>King of manlets (5'10"), 155 lbs
>Reasonably fit/aesthetic
>Have a few Chad friends
>Dress like Chad
>Have a car and a job
>Can socialize okay
I think a lack of confidence is holding me back. But it's hard to be confident when you have nothing to be confident about.
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>>34721016
Get a lesser gf first. Girls like to take away things from other girls. It shows their dominance. Also lesser gf can act as a test bed for all sorts of experiments, both social and sexual. Good for gaining confidence as you learn how to manipulate her for your pleasure.
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>>34721016
Why do "robots" even want a Stacy/roastie?
Why would you want to be with the worst kind of woman there is and the main cause of your sadness?
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>>34721016
thicc american blolndes
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I don't understand how someone can be sexually attracted to men.
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>>34720976
I'm a boy! It's only natural to be interested in girls.
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>>34720976
I really can't describe it to you. I just find men attractive. I like being a sub I like being with someone who is strong and will provide for me.
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I feel the same way. Female desire seems so shadowy and light to me that it scarcely seems to exist at all. That makes me very depressed. I want someone to love me. I guess that's pathetic, but I'm still kind of sad that women don't like men as much as the opposite.
Maybe they do?
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Doubles = Victim
Triples = Suspect
Quadruples = Killer
What a tuesday
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I dindu nuffin wrong
I am a goodboy
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>>34720987
you almost got killed anon though
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>>34722154
Keep your mouth shut or else.
Do guys really have lewd thoughts about most girls they interact with in real life?
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>>34720890
If I interact with a girl on a regular basis, I will most definitely jerk it to her at least a couple times. Social media/selfie culture has made this so much easier
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>>34720890
So often I'm usually scared shitless somehow they can tell what I'm thinking
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>>34720890
Not if I have my morning fap
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>tfw you want to be a beautiful and elegant long-haired anime man
>In real life growing long hair just makes you look like an ugly autist
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>>34720853
>tfw you want to be a beautiful and elegant long-haired anime man
Sounds like you want to be a women. kek
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>tfw you just want to look not ugly in general
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>>34720894
iktf
should probably just an hero
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Hello /r9k/. Long time lurker, even back when /r9k/ was supposed to be the "creative" /b/, but I've made under a dozen posts total.
I come to you with a problem.
If I confess to a girl and get rejected, could I still be friends with her? I'm considering confessing to what I'd call my best friend, we've known each other for years and talk almost every day for hours... I'm just scared that I'd lose her in the process. It'd be by far worse to lose her than to just keep my mouth shut.
We both enjoy each others company and can hold a conversation for hours without getting bored. We share the same interests. She hasn't dated someone in a while, and even when she did we were still hanging out.
I keep falling in love with her on just her personality alone. It's rare you find such an intelligent, down to earth woman.
I feel like the chances of me being rejected are pretty high. I'm not so scared of getting rejected, just losing a really close friend.
Any experiences? Thoughts? Please save me from spaghetti pockets.
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pineapple pizza is amazing I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you guys
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>If I confess to a girl and get rejected, could I still be friends with her?
Oh sure, and why not just cut your dick off too?
Think, anon. Use your noggin. She says yes, give her the D. She says no, you cut that bitch out of your life forever.
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Its unlilely she sees you the aame way.
Sexual relationships of any kind dovelope quickly. If you become friends first it oftentimes completely halts the further development of the relationship.
Your beat bet is to get drunk, then casually see if you guys are willing to use eaxh other as outlets for your urges.
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>sexual emergency
gkxgxx
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>complain about "rape culture"
>import men from an actual rape culture
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>>34720812
>people cant even handle 4 months without having sex
ive always wondered how can that be
im a 22 year old virgin and i just cant grasp the idea of this
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>>34720812
that guy dodged jail, by the way. he walked free.
I cried myself to sleep earlier and just woke up about 20 minutes ago.
This is the first time I've done this along with it being the first time I've cried from personal sadness in many years. I was thinking about how alone I feel and how I'll never have a relationship, let alone a fulfilling, loving one.
I always have suicide on my mind, everyday but have never seriously considered it. I'm still not seriously considering it now but the outcome keeps getting more and more enticing.
So please tell me, is it only downhill from here? Or can I go back to being disconnected from the feelings that made this happen?
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Where are you from, I'll look after you if you're near me
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>>34720845
Midwest. I appreciate the offer but I've never been good at keeping contact with someone.
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>>34720906
I'm NZ anyway
>TFW really need to take care of someone platonically
So tell me, what do you think the barriors to a relationship are?
How do I become a Stacey?
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Smoke weed, take estrogin pillz and eat nothing but tofu
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>>34720877
That doesn't sound very hard. I could probably do that.
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>>34720784
You can't. You are male. Get over it.
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Will phenibut stop me from being an autist around people or is it just a meme?
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>>34720774
try it for yourself dumbfuck
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>>34720787
Wanted to find out first before I waste neetbux. That shits precious man
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>>34720774
Just made me a bit jittery and harder to concentrate
So kinda meme yeah
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imagine this;
>you take a girl home
>she's clearly hot for you
>come home, kiss, strip
>she pulls dick out
Would you swallow your pride and succ it?
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>>34720730
I thought girl (male) don't like when you focus on their shame.
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>>34720730
>Implying I would fuck anything that doesn't have a dick
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You stupid faggot, that's a futa. You can clearly see the pussy under the balls.
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I'm wondering why we don't ever have one of these. I'm sure a bunch of you guys are fighting your own individual struggles with women/girls in your life and are probably wondering what to do. Why don't we try to help each other out or something? Post your situations and questions you have and maybe I or someone else browsing can do their best to answer.
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>>34720661
If any robots knew how to get girls they wouldn't be here, obviously.
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>>34720661
>why we don't ever have one of these
hi /r/obots so i met this girl off tinder she sucked my cock, do you guys think she likes me?
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>>34720738
To answer your question, she probably does
>>34720731
I'd bet there's a good amount of them lurking around here who have questions. And maybe we can help them get girls. Hell, some of the guys here seriously helped me in the pursuit of getting my first gf recently, so this board can unironically be great sometimes.
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I've just a lowly wagecuck. I do my job and keep to myself. But fucking three times this week, I've just been walking from one place to another at my job and I get from my coworkers:
>"what's wrong?"
>"cheer up man it's not that bad!"
>"ever try smiling?"
Like holy shit do people just normally walk around all day with some giant goofy shit eating grin?
ITT: shit normies do to piss you off I guess
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Bump 420 oregano
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I just got a job at Panera Bread. Been working there for three days now and I don't think I'm going back. I can't. I'm a fucking failure, but what can I do?
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>>34720658
>when a customer says "you look happy to be here"