/psychosis/ general
>>34723300
is it real?
drug induced?
stress related (claps hands).. go
>>34723342
>is it real?
its official, have meds for it too
>drug induced?
nop, just kinda appeared
>stress related
no clue, doubt it tho
>>34723360
Yeah I cant tell if its the drugs anymore or if I have secretly been mentally ill this whole time
>Im in this constant cycling of freaking the fuck out and then like being really lethargic.. cant sleep either
>he thinks a weak chin is caused by genetics and not oral posture
>he seriously thinks that there's a gene for weak chins
FUcking retards. If you have a weak chin then guess what? its YOUR fault, not your genes
>>34723296
what is a good Oral posture?
>>34723339
tounge on roof of the mouth and breathing through your nose, perfect neck/head posture helps with this
>>34723296
Well it's too late now, I'm 20.
I've been trying to have good oral posture for about six months now but I don't see any improvements.
Taylor likes da BBC now, lol poor whitebois
>>34723283
taylor swift is has been trash tier for awhile now
We rape arab children, so?
>>34723283
..T-thats not Taylor
>turned 23 yesterday
>waited a whole day for a family member (i have parents & 6 siblings, they're the only ones in my contact) to wish me "happy bday hun!"
>stayed up from 0000 - 2359 playing vidya and rewatching animus and had the phone beside me the whole time
>"haha maybe they will sneak up to my door (i live alone) and throw a surprise party"
>mfw remember the last time mommy baked a cake for my bday was 13 years ago
>mfw 20hours into today and still no text
Should i go night night now or do you think they will text me while im sleeping
>>34723258
if you wanted a party you should've asked for one
>>34723258
Go to bed, Anon. Happy Birthday for what It's worth.
>>34723258
>>stayed up from 0000 - 2359 playing vidya and rewatching animus and had the phone beside me the whole time
I appreciate you calling them animus, helped give us a better background of the situation
*blocks your path*
heh...where do you think you're walking with that virginity of your's...
*unsheathes pack of sharpened throwing cards*
give me that cock or I'll cut off your nuts
>>34723253
What, like detach it from my body and hand it to you? Doesn't work like that..
Heh, sorry, but I think ill keep my wizard powers.
>>34723253
Oh god yes, plz take it.
What entertainment makes robots feel nostalgic?
It has been a decade since the Sopranos ended, to me it is a really good microcosm of late 1990s/early 2000s America. It makes me feel really nostalgic.
Loved that show. So much better than that normiefest about drugs, breaking bad.
>>34723249
It really is of its time - that was one of the strongest impressions I had when watching it. This was often to its detriment, though, in my opinion.
>>34723292
>breaking bad
>normiefest
>somehow sopranos isn't
robots really are retards
>>34723382
Breaking Bad has that wigger faggot Pinkman in it. Normies love drugs and "drug culture".
This is a 100% serious post. I'm looking for a runescape gf
Add me on Skype [email protected]
Does anyone wanna be my osrs gf??
Must be girl (female) and around 18
>>34723501
Get out of my thread you scum bag
>>34723511
No I want a osrs gf you want a runescape gf. 2 different things
GIVE ME A GFFF NOOOOOOOW
IM 29YEARS OLD AND I NEVER HAD A GF NEVER. IM NOT VIRGIN CUz I BANGED PROSTITUTES BUT THAT DOESNT COUNT
I NEED A GF GIVE GFFFFFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1YEAR TILL WIzARDDOM
I TRIED I HAD DATES BUT NEVER MADE IT INTO A GF
WHY IS IT SO HARD
I CANT ANYMORE I WILL OFF MYSELF WHEN IM 30 IF I WONT GET A GF!
T E X A S?
E
X
A
S
?
If not then sorry.
>>34723287
not texas
>>34723232
Tips:
>Leave /r9k/ right now.
>Tinder.
I just took the longest, most grueling shit of my life.
At one point i broke down crying thinking it would never leave my body and I'd die from colon block.
I won't go into details but i ended up shitting a monstrous soda can log in the shower after 4 hours of pushing and pushing on the toilet. The cleaning process took about an hour and at one point my mom walked in on me picking up my elephant sized shit with my bare hands. It was the lowest point of my life. Have you ever picked up your own shit? It's a lot mushier than it looks.
I'm never taking fiber for granted ever again.
>>34723215
naw, poor boy. want me to kiss it better?
>>34723215
i can't fucking breeethe
I'm glad you're ok
>In the airport with my dad
>My angry dad starts a stupid argument with some random fag
>everyone is listening and looking at us
>This is happening right now while I'm on the phone browsing /r9k/
This is why I don't go outside with my dad, or with everyone.
>>34723188
help ur daddy pussy
>>34723188
Yeah man you can't just ignore your dad. I'd be really upset if my son ignored me in that situation, instead of sticking up for me. Be a bro.
>>34723188
Just start screaming "don't taze me bro" until your dad gets embarrassed and makes you leave.
Does that mean I can't be a robot?
Yes, get the fuck out you normie shit. Virgin = normie.
>>34723144
Yes, if you've had sexual intercourse with a woman at least once, you are no longer a robot under any circumstances and you don't belong here
I'm an autismo, just an attractive autismo. I've had sex with lots of girls over the years. But I still watch anime, play vidya and build legos
>tfw I'll never fuck a 14 year old again
Man, I totally took being 14 for granted.
>Pic related says everything about his dental hygiene
>Masturbates with his own shit and smears the aftermath on his bedroom walls
>Is literally afraid of showers and when his family forces him to bathe every few months he washes only his head under the faucet
>Has had his family take him to the emergency room to remove mini flashlights from his rectum, also has asked them to buy porn for Christmas "but with no vaginas, only anuses"
>Is an unabashed pedophile, says he likes little girls because "they're cute and energetic and their vaginas haven't opened up yet and become all gross"
>Wears his mom's clothes while pretending to be a little girl
>Stalks Trigglypuff's Igglybuff cousin online, calls her his "Wife" and writes fanfics about her pooping in the woods
>Currently serving 16-40 years in prison for licking his five year old sister's shitty asshole and bragging about it online
Any robots out here who are almost as degenerate as Nicky?
lets keep it goin. what else do u know about him
>>34723163
I don't know what proportion of robots this would apply to, but his family is legit The Hills Have Eyes tier inbred trailer trash, everyone in his family have fucked up teeth like his and his mom literally has only two teeth left and she's also a religious fanatic who doesn't believe in mental illnesses so he went his whole childhood without any counseling or meds despite his obvious mental issues (he was later diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder, legitimately thinks he has "cryokinesis" (kind of like Elsa) and can time travel by drinking coffee and also severely agoraphobic)
>>34723059
>16-40 years in prison for licking his five year old sister's shitty asshole
how the fuck do you get so much for that? you are better off killing a few people in "accidents" and getting less
The secret is confidence bro. Women like assertive men.
whoah man, u trying tell me somethin?
Kek. As a girl, while that guy is obviously attractive, he is in no way shape or form my type. I don't personally find him attractive. Waaaaaay more into slim pale qt introverted guys who are slightly dorky/eccentric.
>>34723057
this is my least favorite poster
Is this a meme or will this actually help me make friends? Have any of you used this website? Experiences?
>tfw you live in the middle of nowhere and the only people who use these sites are natives trying to rob people
Guess I'll never have friends
>>34723025
>Toronto area
etobicoke here what up
>>34723025
i'm curious as well.
i just want friends desu
Why are we called "robots"?
>>34723014
don't function socially like an average human
>>34723014
>"You're not people." :(
linguistically, a robot has programming that cannot be changed.
a true robot lives with scripts (ie programming code) and does not have the ability to enjoy life spontaneously