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bdsm is for failed normies that can't get laid

>>34724072
take the test faggot

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== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Dominant
97% Master/Mistress
94% Owner
90% Sadist
85% Rigger
84% Brat tamer
84% Degrader
83% Daddy/Mommy
75% Voyeur
60% Primal (Hunter)
58% Ageplayer
55% Vanilla
44% Experimentalist
34% Non-monogamist
6% Exhibitionist
4% Switch
3% Masochist
2% Brat
2% Girl/Boy
1% Pet
1% Primal (Prey)
1% Submissive
0% Degradee
0% Rope bunny
0% Slave

Uh I think it is pretty clear

>>34723985
>he fell for the 30 is when you get wizard powers meme
Fucking idiot everyone knows it's 50

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>>34723985
Happy Birthday, anon! Be happy or something, you lived this long. Also, are you a wizard now?

>>34723985
Happy birthday anon we are here for you

>>34723957
>All this cuckposting
give up

>>34723957
White people can be robots. Black kids are seldom robots. I say that as a black person. There were a few suspected black robots I noticed when growing up but they also seemed to mature and eventually become, at the very least, a Jamal or a smart Derek. It's like on their 18th birthday they were just given gainz, swag, bball skillz and car salesman level smooth talking.

>>34723992
t. uncle tom

originally

>>34723851
honestly dude being real its never to late to start trying to make your life better
i literally see all these 60+ year old fucks like "its not too late!!!" and honestly, its way fucking late for them m8.

26 aint bad at all.

Depends. What do you want to achieve?

>>34724215
I want to be attractive and charismatic but unfortunately I have no social skills and I am bald and I have a weird facial structure

Define racist.

>>34723813
In your world view, there is a hierarchy of humans where their value (e.g. moral goodness, worth, capability) correlates with their skin colour.

I am accused of being racist a lot for disagreeing with liberals, but to be honest I wouldn't care if a big black guy fucked my mother, as long as it is consensual. It is their choice.

That's a good thing.

The value of American citizenship will skyrocket once the wall is built. Instead of hopping the border, they'll have to marry our betas to get in. And betas will have quality to choose from.

>>34723806
Good point. She'll have to marry an American to keep her green card

>>34723787
Betas - 1
Foreign Bimbo Stacies - 0

>>34723765
>>>/soc/
here you go, goglgooglgo

>>34723779
What's your point kid

>>34723765
>samhyde0
lmao

You could do it if you wanted to, but you don't.

>>34723708
>she has brought it up at least once a week for the last ten years
how old are you?

>>34723740
do what?

get married or kill myself?

>>34723672
take advice of a proper nutrionist you faggot. try healthy stuff instead of pizza and coke.

>>34723672
are these fat threads some epic meme or are fatties also retarded?

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>>34723692
That's fucking stupid. My dad raised me with no vegetables. All I ate was Apple Jacks

>>34723650
lost 30 kgs this winter can't wait to show my body pls summer come faster

>>34723674

I don't care that much about looking good, I'm just dreading the sweat. I avoid sitting down in the summer because I'm like a goddamn slug, getting sweat over everything.

>>34723650
>i promised myself I would be thin at summertime.
>I told everyone I was on a diet
>Still a fatass

>>34723605
i belive we deserve a small payment because we dont get to experience many of lifes joys like everyone else

>>34723605
Mail them some poop in a box with a note asking if you qualify now.

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It said in the letter I was only a bit anxious because I was able to make eye contact a few times.

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Why can't I just get a comfy office job there lads. Preferably a quiet hidden office

>>34723582
>barney will never greet you with a hardy "good morning mr. freeman!" every time you arrive at work
i'm missing him from my life so much

>>34724052
>You'll never grab that beer with barney

>>34723550
I had a female friend who was obsessed with this shit, don't know why tho.

>>34723550
Its a common fetish look it up

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>>34723550
women are social climbers

they don't care how their boyfriend got famous, so long as they can benefit from it.

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>>34723447
I'm the same way, but with horses.

>only attracted to biracial girls like me
>really hard to find
>most of them are batshit crazy or too popular

>>34723447
White women are the generic store brand of women. They're so bland, boring and vapid.

allow him to purge you.

Ask him why he refuses to address the JQ.

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>>34723351
I'm not a globalist. I'm the opposite. I'm an anarcho feudalist.