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Im happiest with him.
I can be happy without him, but it takes alot of energy.

because I can't live a lie

>>34725505
That's a lie and you know it.
origninal

>>34725486
I can say for certain it's not your dick

>>34725486
how small exactly are we talking

>>34725491
It absolutely is, it's happened enough times to know.

>>34725503
barely 4 inches and very thin

Why are there so many of these pictures popping up where girls hold their finger on the mirror to block their tits and vagina?

>>34725474
A girl looking very much like pic-related used to be into me, back when I was really bad with women. I still cringe about how badly I fucked it up...

>>34725514
it's the one finger selfie challenge

As a femanon, I completely agree.

>>34725454
As a femanon, I, too, agree. Would you be willing to partner up with me and seduce black men together?

>>34725399
>>34725454
>>34725470
im a femanon and i also agree

can i join you guys in seducing this superior black person?

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>>34725313
Not primarily, but I do like SPH, even though I've got a bigger than average dick.

Also how to I approach a girl irl to give me masturbation instruction and humiliate my normal penis without paying for it?

>>34725313
>That pic
nigga's dead.
Used to break fish spine like that when fishing so they didn't die by suffocation instead, it's pretty fast.

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FIRST POST CEBRUZ KILL YOURSELF

>>34725302
no bullies in this thread pls no one likes bullies, be nice or go away

>>34725321
>defending cerb
I wish he would just go back to shitting up /v/ desu.

Why would anyone like it? That can be painful, their nails and fury ><

nope. the opposite actually.

i was a quiet uggo who didn't try to socialize. a few times a girl would tell the dudes to leave me alone. bullying was never that bad though, mostly just annoying guys that would laugh at me every now and then.

they didn't bother me that much, and i was fine just ignoring them in my own thoughts, but it felt kind of good when a girl did that, but also sucked because it was pity and obviously went against what little masculinity i had.

When I was seven years old there was this group of older girls who would physically bully me every day. Back then I hated it but now it's my biggest abusive mommy fetish.

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>>34725286
>bunch of societally worthless NEETs who leech off others
>why is /r9k/ so leftist

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Leftist propaganda polls

>>34725286
I want UBI and Universal Healthcare. But SJWs can go fuck their retarded ass selves

Where do you live, OP?

orignalidad

>tfw reading a book and have to hold a bookmark under each line as i read it or else i lose track of where i am and will read the same line over and over or jump around the page
>tfw can't remember instructions as theyre being told to me

>only browses r9k because other boards are asking too much thinking of me

>>34725225
Ew originally
Threw up in my mouth originally

She's beautiful. Poor girl. Ruined by porn.

>>34725225
I would say absolutely. Being on 4chan at all is a warning sign. They come to 4chan because it's easy to manipulate people, and also this just feeds their own ego's.

>>34725208
It comes second to LSD, mushrooms, ecstasy, and DMT.

>>34725208
I also i am quite curious about this, i mean it's all i ever think about desu.

>>34725208
Once you have it, you'll wonder why you put so much value on it. If you've never had it, your whole life will revolve around it.

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>>34725092
>ska is dead and no one has probably listened to both of these albums in full during 2017

Swallow that

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>>34725147
You're wrong.

not about ska being dead, but I spent all morning listening to both albums posted and this one

>>34725147
I think you may be right aside from the op given the lack of responses itt

>>34725087
belly bump
>captcha: Gondola field

>>34725087
Tfw I will not grope your belly

>>34725087
would you post your belly fat anon?

Stopped replying to the texts my employer gave me notifying me of shifts I had to work, I never gave her my two weeks lol.

>>34725084
I just stopped going. They never tried to reach me

>>34725084
I got fired for hanging up on customers

>>34725023
it will but you also need to do stuff to improve the hair you have and to regain the ones you lost. I use onion juice and the hair I lost are coming back. you can look it up online too. it works.

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Stress-related hair loss is almost always exclusive to women. It would be prudent to assume you have androgenetic alopecia and start treatment for it right away to keep it from getting worse, which it will if you keep on deluding yourself into false security.

t. hairlet

>>34725046
Also, try not to do dumb shit like this. The only clincally proven treatments are DHT inhibitors such as finasteride and dutasteride and minoxidil. You better act fast if you want to maintain your hair.