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>>34726094
>ROBOT CASHIERS WHEN?
Self checkout has been a thing for a while tbqh

>>34726094
It sounds like you did fine, why are you sperging out?

>buy groceries
>the retarded inbred kid I used to beat up collects carts in grocery store parking lot
>he avoids eye contact and I feel like a real asshole

Put your penis inside a vagina

>>34726098
but how I get the vagina is the question

Go to a brothel and get a prostitute.

>>34726015
>Homo sapiens (Latin: "wise man") is the binomial nomenclature (also known as the scientific name) for the only extant human species. Homo is the human genus, which also includes Neanderthals and many other extinct species of hominid; H. sapiens is the only surviving species of the genus Homo. Modern humans are the subspecies Homo sapiens sapiens, which differentiates them from what has been argued to be their direct ancestor, Homo sapiens idaltu.

>>34726015
Because we can fuck your women and you can fuck our women and we can make children, thus proving by biological standards that we are the same species.

>>34726015
>Why do non-whites think they're human?

Better question, why do robots think they're human?

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>>34725988
Because none of them are anywhere near that cute and they're mentally unstable attentionwhore.

Im trying but i dont think he notices

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>>34725988
if you take the girl pills, i'll stick my dick in you.

>>34725948
The taste of poon.

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This one gets posted a lot so here goes.

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>>34725948

Old School Jazz
Modal Jazz
IDM, or any type of obscure electronic music genre really
Anime OST
Drone rock

Pic related is pretty robot tier

>are you okay with getting raped by Bubba in the prison shower room?

if you said no then you are a hypocrite

>>34725830
It's completely different. Anal sex is extremely painful for someone who never done it.

A slut who went through 20 dicks has a nice loose cunt.

>>34725908
>are you okay with getting some nice succ from Bubba?

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>findom
>the fetish for getting verbally assaulted and dominated in video games by finnish kids

Haha ei vittu tapa ittes :::DDD:D:D

People into being murdered by nazis get a woman to dress up as a nazi and pretend to murder them, people into children can get svelte midgets to dress up as kids and fuck them, can't you just get a girl to pretend to take your money, give her monopoly money, and get your rocks off that way?

>>34725745
Speaking as a man who has fucked more cunts than cervical cancer, No.

No they're just about as easy to get as any other woman of any colour.

Nope, they are suckers for blacks and spics.

I think the hardest to get would be western-born asian women, because they know how prized they are. As a result, they have massive egos and feel obligated to turn down whoever shows interest in them because they want to maintain their image. Idk tho

Prostitutes actually charge on a different metric.
Not part of the game myself but known a few players.
First off if she has a pimp she is his property, he gamed her into it and plays a lot of tricks to keep her that way. Rate depends on looks, AND attitude. A hot girl with a shit attitude is going to be one of those 50$ wham bam thank you mam backpage girls.
Personally I think the pimp game is wrong so I just avoid it all as much as possible. A lot of players and abusive guys pull some of the same tricks pimps do though and I found I just avoid girls whom are stupid enough to play/keep playing that game. Most white girls are just impulsive, spoiled, superficial, and have a superiority complex.

We were lied to

We were robbed of a proper future

I would've gotten so far ahead if they taught me to be cruel and loud instead of proper and hardworking

>>34725695
>all those years in school
>girls everywhere
>tasks made up so that you had to socialise
>you were mostly by yourself
>where you are now, there are not many girls your age
>they surely doesn't wanna talk

any robots here who had bad grades?
how is your life?

>>34725692
Men's slimming vest are a thing and spandex doesn't help if they're grossly overweight

>>34725692
what the fuck is that real or shupped?

there literally is a line of spanx brand spanx for men.
http://www.spanx.com/mens-shapewear
Are you trying to advertise virally?I feel like fit or pol would want to buy your weird man girdles more- like Alex Jones definitely wears that shit.

How do I remember people's names?

>>34725741
I would just put them in my phones notes with a tidbit of how I met them (i.e. "elevator guy" or something) til i memorize them

>>34725741
Yeah I'm pretty shitty with names, if it's important enough then I'll probably make a mental note to remember them, or do what >>34725758 does, but if it doesn't really matter, like if I met some random guy at a party, then I generally try to wing it and just not use their name.

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>>34725629
Repressing is the way to go actually.

Why become a tranny when:
>You're a NEET without any income.
>You're too old already (25+).
>Ugly.
>No friends or family to support (since you're here I take you're a robot right?).
>Living in a shitty country or city (bonus here since not everyone lives in liberal paradise)

Why even try if you will look like chris-chan? Like seriously, why?

Just be like me and watch cartoons and browse the web all day while never leaving the house. Your family probably considers you a failure anyways so they will let you continue being a hikki for the rest of your life until you grow balls and an hero.

>>34725629
went from a good-looking seemingly successful man to an average-looking woman with fake tits.
talk about being a massive waste.

>>34725629
>those big burly arms
hoooooo boy
This one might want to avoid sundresses, real Kids In The Hall vibe.

>>34725575
Damn I'd actually hit that

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>>34725597
lmao shut the fuck up faggot, you'd fuck anything with an orifice in its body.

>>34725575
Source?
Origami oregano

>>34725551
I pretty much come to /r9k/ only to ruse

>Pretend to be female
>Pretend to be "Chad"
>Give unironic "Be yourself" advice

That sort of stuff. Plenty of replies.

Go to /pol/ and disagree with someone. If they call you a shill then take a shot.

>>34725572
Why do you engage in such behavior?

would be nice if they would, i'll give you that.

>>34725521
i wish i had nice teeth like that

>>34725521
there is a party in the usa my robot