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>>34727271
Mulattoo world too low iq to resist a hunger games NWO

>>34727314
What if I told you you were suffering from cognitive dissonance?

>>34727382
Well that word doesnt mean what you think it means

you can't digest hair, anon

>>34727274
This. Technically whatever is in our body until it is absorbed through the villi of the intestines, is not really inside of us.

Ignore, underaged newfag making a family guy joke to make it seem likes he fits in. Or, he is just making a thread to screencap and whore himself on r/4chan.

>>34727247
just say you had your headphones on

>live in an apartment
>normie neighbor starts knocking
>ignore her
>she says "I just heard you talking I know you're in there"
>yell back "cool" and continue doing my homework

Fuck em op it's your home you don't have to deal with their shit if you don't want to.

throw tacos at them until they go away

>>34727186
Grow a beard and go for the full "Jesus majoring in cs" look. If you can't grow a beard kill yourself.

I'm tempted to just shave it all off. It's long enough to reach my shoulders and I feel like a pathetic creep.

>>34727213
I'm not a hipster

>obsessed with sex because he's insecure

>he wears white sockss

>BEFF score below 7

Why do you give a singular shit about his opinion? Tell him what you told us and he will never ask you again

>>34727149
i agree with this anon 100%

>>34727018
It's the fact that everyone knows your dead on the inside that no girl wants to be your waifu. There is nothing more wonderful than a waifu who actually loves you back. I bet you jerk off to cartoon porn.

so where is the video you faggot?

>>34726979
Just swim towards shore or fucking jump in the water and ride the wave. Holy fuck women can't even keep themselves alive. Bitch just learn to swim.

>>34726979
>that beta orbiter trying to actually do something
lmao i'd have just sat there laffing @ the stupid roasties

>be eating a rare steak
>be browsing r9k on phone
>be see this

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Gf and sex is pointless

>>34726954
make a flappy bird joke

>>34726946
go there and check 4 urself

it was 2slow4me

>>34726946
Yes it is viable for jaded virgins such as yourself.
Virginity does not a robot make.

>>34727342
You're right, you can still be a robot if you were only able to lose it to a prostitute.

Pretty sure the whole reason traps exist is to wrangle in all the dicklets and closet faglets.

>>34726919
i wish that were even remotely true

Only if you also do female(girl)
Kik anonyy11

She doesn't like you. Sorry dude, classic leading you on type act.

yeah, shes just leading you on by pretending to be "pure" or whatever.

dont fall for her jewish tricks. rise above.

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>he actually believes her when she said she was a Catholic virgin
Catholic girls tend to be the sluttiest.

>>34726789
Yeah man, go for it.

>>34726789
I hate their hairdressers, not because I dislike having my hair cut but the pointless smallchat is my main reason for dreading it.

i hate getting haircuts, thats why i use clippers to shape my hair into a mohawk every few weeks. low maintenance as fuck.

>>34726784
Harambe.

ILikeConsensualSex

cash me outside how bah dat

>>34726845
>cash me outside how bah dah*
FTFY

pls accept me strangers on the internet

I don't care. Not. A. Robot.

>>34726772
no problem friend, I accept you

Don't go desu . You'll just waste time and not even want to be there.

>>34726740
I think she likes me though

Do you like drinking and have some money? then go, worst case scenario you get a few drinks

do you hate drinking/not have money? You made the right choice