I'm so tired of normalfags calling me genius or brainiac.
I'M NOT THAT SMART, YOU'RE JUST FUCKING BRAINLETS
>>34727801
it hurts , they're too slow
>thinking normalfags are dumb and that you're definitely smarter than them
keep thinking that way and you'll never be a normie
>>34727985
>implying I want to be a normie
My psychologist (pic related) is a Stacey. Nice to have one listen to me for once.
>>34727780
That bitch is ugly as fuck. No amount of makeup can fix that aboriginal troglodyte face of hers.
>>34727873
Last one was obese, I'm satisfied with this.
>>34727780
She must find your problems so comical.
My save file just got corrupted on fallout:new vegas.
Dubs decides how im gonna kill myself
>>34727739
That's what you get for trying mod the game you piece of shit.
>>34727739
Jesus, that's troubling.
What level were you at? I stalled out at 44.
Drink yourself to death. No oregano
>ask mum to buy me chips
>she buys large packing
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOSE WEIGHT???
>>34727707
Because she knows you're a fatass who loves to eat junk food
>>34727707
Stop asking her to buy chips in the middle of the week in the first place...
Does your fat like, suffocate your brain or something?
>>34727707
You don't have to eat the whole package. Instead, just eat a quarter and tape it down.
Repeat tomorrow.
When someone cracks a joke and you don't find it funny, what should you do?
Typically, I do my trademark fake laugh to not upset them, but im getting really tired of it. I think they can see through it too and it might end up doing more damage.
I'm too beta to leave them hanging and not laugh. My self-esteem is so low that I just feel obligated to validate them, as if I owe them.
Also, why are people so unfunny
>>34727698
Fuck, this hits a bit too close to home. It's not my fault I don't find your jokes funny. I used to do the fake laugh thing for a long time, but then I realised I was bad at it and it was super obvious and just making things more akward.
>>34727698
>why are people so unfunny
Because they watch shit like the Office.
>>34727698
heres what I do depending on the joke
>*smile* hah thats too true
>"riiiiight"
>"thats funny as fuck"
>"hilaaaaarious"
seriously this is all you have to do, don't feel bad if you don't laugh at their shitty joke. The only goal is to make it seem like the joke wasn't autistic even if it was, ease tension
Is World of Warcraft a game for losers?
yes
originalliotio
>>34727656
gaming is for losers unless you play it on weekends for 1h with your gf
>>34727656
Yes, RuneScape was the real winners game
RuneScape kids: Apply their economic skills gained in the game to make them millions of dollars in the stock market, their hard grinding work giving them the endurance to lift weights and become 10/10 Chad's. Quit RuneScape because of other priorities but look back on the game fondly and thank it for their success
Warcraft kids: 400 lb basement dwellers who never got anywhere in life, blame the game for all their failures in life but still play it for hours on end every day
>get a tinder date set
>an hour before she text me "anon my sister will be there with me"
What do?Two giggling girls may be too much for me.
get them drunk and make them lick each others buttholes
>>34727599
We both know this shit won't happen. Even if I was a turbo Chad it would be nearly impossible to pull off.
>>34727585
Tell her something came up
>be out in the world
>constantly apprehensive about where to direct my gaze
>eyes naturally drawn to each and every person around me (especially women)
>staring at people is creepy
>would be generally comfortable with just "eyes forward and keeping it moving"
>equally creepy constantly walking around like some aloof robot
>don't want to be one of those people pretending to look busy on my phone
>settle for a socially acceptable mix of generally looking straight ahead with the occasional glance at a stranger as they approach me and pulling out my phone every now and again
Living the lie is killing me.
do something super exhaustive and boring before going out in public. it will numb you and keep you focused on what matters
>>34727525
Hahaha
God dammit, dude...
You're pathetic
>>34727525
Get psychologiclly evaluated autism or shizo
>tfw you realize 90% of welfare goes to single mothers and most robots arent even eligible for bennies regardless of how poor we are
Who /capitalist/ here? I think we should scrap all welfare and just give everyone a small basic income
>I think we should scrap all welfare and give everyone a basic income
>give everyone a basic income
>everyone gets the same amount of pay
You don't understand the concept of capitialism. It's almost as if you lurked /pol/ for a few minutes and assumed a new, false socio-economic stance.
>>34727609
>if it isnt ancap, it isnt capitalism
>>34727494
>Capitalism
>Universal basic income
Pick one
>itt we post our names to see if we sound like losers
Timothy
Jonathan here
The austism is strong in that name
>>34727451
FUCK YOU OP!
*sobs*
t. TimothyI shorten it to Tim in everyday life, also sometimes to Timo when I have worked at a fancy restaurants
Maxfield
>be yuropoor
>all nice people are from america so cant play with them
>>34727442
ive had the opposite problem, all the nice boys i know are from europe and always from really far places like sweden :<
>>34727442
>tfw can't interact with 90% of the 4chan userbase, or hell, the fcking internet userbase itself
>>34727561
Where you at? Also US?
I wanna move to NA someday.
>>34727597
canada actually
so even if i talk to nice boys from the states it doesn't matter because im a leaf
So fucking tired of these normalfags telling me to "sort" my life out. Telling me i should be more like them, going out, getting drunk, partying, doing drugs, etc. Tried it, hated it. These abnoxious morons are the reason im awake at night. Telling me im wasting my youth and sure, they may be right, but honestly shitpostin on 4chan/reddit or just watching random youtube vids is the most fun i have in my boring-ass life. Now i know. No one cares and i should go kill myself for posting this but i really had to get it off my shoulders.
>>34727427
Robots gets drunk as well desu
>>34727427
>tfw your family hates you for not being a Stacy and fucking everyone I see
>dude haha maybe you don't have a gf because you don't work on improving your life lmao
>>I volunteer twice a week, take care of my elderly/bedridden grandpa, keep house for my widowed mother, and exercise 3x a week (plius practice french+spanish in between when I have spare time)
>>but apparently that's meaningless compared to Chadberto who just got a job at Wendy's after spending 1yr for spitting on a cop, since he's got a gf/wife who was waiting for him to get out of TDC
>mfw
really did make my almonds activate
this really slutty muslim chick is hitting on you
how would you react?
You'll get tattoos but not remove your head scarf ?
It's probably really comfy. Keeps the hair out of the face without tying it back.
Yamerooo, it's haram.
what the fuck am i looking at? the concept that the pic shows is something i never thought id see.
>favorite pornstar
>favorite fetish
SIRI
THICC BAES
>>34727330
Fuck off OP, Leah is my waifu.
>>34728121
Your waifu is pregnant by a nigger.
>17 years old
Remnd me again why the aoc is 18
>>34727286
>Remnd me again why the aoc is 18
White cuckolds who gave women the vote
Aoc should be 21.
>>34727286
It's 16 where i live
Oregano