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Using a fake chad profile on Interpals, got this message

9 decides
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>>34729376
brush back your hair and let me get to know your face
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>>34729376
Even if I don't get dubs find a way to turn the conversation sexual if you feel that you can and mention that you have a small penis. Everytime these threads are posted the chad profile never mentions it, I want to see a girls genuine reaction to a man who appeares to be everything but then finding out he lacks in size.
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dont do an x decides op, just go for the best option.

in order to convince them that youre chad, treat them like theyre beneath you and like theyre lucky that you decided to waste your time on talking to them. i dont know how well that works on interpals though.

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s raping a slut really wrong?
And even if it is, is it really that bad?

First laws against rape were created because women were either virgins or someone's wife thus raping them was damaging a males property.

But modern women are far from innocent and they tend not to marry.
They also have no problem with sleeping with strangers.

So being raped does not lower their sexual value, it does not hurt and it does not hurt them emotionally since they are not in love with anyone.

So sluts are just pissed off over rape because it makes them feel weak and because someone used them. That's literally what they do to men for decades.

In conclusion being cheated on is more emotionally scarring than rape. If cheating is legal so should be rape.
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>>34729337
>it does not hurt
yes it does. there is a reason girls need foreplay before sex. otherwise they are not aroused and though they may become aroused and lubricated after a bit, the beginning stage will be painful and may cause small tears in the vaginal lining/muscles.

>tfw younger me tried to masturbate with no concept of arousal
>tfw penetration hurt
>tfw bad raw feeling after
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>>34729480
Fuck off you stupid whore. By now your cunt is too loose+ you d get off to being raped.
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>>34729337
If it were up to me, a man would ve in jail if he raped a slut. A man would be killed without trial if he raped a virgin.

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Post conspiracies you believe in.

>Google Earth CENSORS the Arctic ice sheets which seems really god damn unusual considering how politically relevant those sheets are.

>People don't exist.
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>>34729270
the earth is originally flat
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>>34729270
Trump was replaced by a reptilian
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>>34729270
Sandy Hook was a set up.

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You wake up as Obonga.
Gets decide what he will do.
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Makes a porn with Michelle.
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drink bleach because i'm still black on the inside
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get me sum kfc and kool aid

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>In secondary school
>In a year go from hanging out with the losers of the school to the popular kids
>Decide for some reason that social life is more important than grades
>Have an average social life
>Was invited to every party
>Have a crush on this girl
>She is a 5/10 but she had a nice personality
>She was good friends with one of my best "chad" friends
>We go to my "chad" friends party
>get drunk
>tell the girl that I like her to her face and that we should go out sometime
>She says OK
>We talk for an hour
>I go to the bathroom
>come back
>She is making out with chad friend
>I left immediately
>Walked home for 2 hours at 3am
>When I got home i got depressed
>exams were coming up
>Failed 4/9 GCSEs
>Ended up with nothing
>Currently 18 doing a level 2 qualification (equivalent to first year of college, which you start at 16 in UK)
>At least the course I am currently doing is going well.

Women are scum and not worth any effort.
I wish I just focused on my education instead.
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>talk to qt from my uni over skype for a few months
>she has a boyfriend
>manage to convince her to break up with him
>we're about to go on our 1st date
>realize "what she does to others for you, she will do to you for others"
>block her and never talk to her again

i was truly disgusted tbqh fampais

before that experience i didn't think much of wymyn
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>>34729371
You are both dumb and evil. If you weren't willing to date her after you comvinced her to break up, then you shouldn't have tried to convince her.
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>>34730516
I didn't think she'd go through with it tbqh. I thought I'd just fuck her once or twice and let her go. She didn't want to be a "whore" so she just decided to break up with him.

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I wish reviewbrah was my boyfriend he's so cute
t. sad fembot
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>tfw you think dylan roof is qt
>even though you're black
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>>34729187
'fembot'
Original jokes!
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>>34729208
>tfw no negress gf who hates niggers

Robot Haven

No fag talk, if you're a homo keep it to yourself
No traps
Normies are banned on sight
Everyone has autism seriously
Niggers and liberals frowned upon
The majority of us have a burning hatred for women
comfy channel, music channel, all the usual shit.
pls join we are lonely.

https://discord.gg/XF8NmAC
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>>34729112
shameless bump for the closest this kind of crowd can get to non degeneracy
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>>34729112
>le real men
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>>34729112
>implying i wouldnt get her to bed by pretending shit
>implying i would talk about being directionless neeet who (used to) play/s vidya, watches shows and paces around the apartment while immersed in fantasy world

Women are so easy to manipulate. Once she shows bit of interest you have her. Unless you sperg out. Dont sperg out is my point.

Just be glad you aren't this guy.
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>>34729064
post this in the woman hate thread instead
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>>34729064
>that hashtag at the end
ouch.
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>>34729064
>>34729148
>you are supposed to put your penis in these things

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Women are not human, fucking whores needs to be gassed!

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>decide to lose weight
>go to mcdonald's
>want to have diet coke with my bigmacs
>forget to say diet and get regular coke
are mcdonalds employees actually retarded or something?
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I don't get it
Mjihvftdwdfhh
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>Decide to lose weight
>Go to McDonald's
Pick one you fat fuck
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>>34729022
>>want to have diet coke with my bigmacs
>bigmacs
>macs
>s

Fuck you

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I've had enough, today's the day I start being a normie. I'm going to stop going on 4chana Ne reddit all the time , stop playing video games and goin to go and hang out with friends.

I don't care if not everyone likes me, it's better that the shit existence I lead now
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>>34728897
See you tomorrow.

ravoliravolithispostisoriginaoli
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>>34728897
Why wouldn't you want to strive to be someone higher than a normie?
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>>34728897
you will fail. trust me, I've tried it hundreds of times.
I've gone 6 months without 4chan and self destructive behaviour but we will never truly escape.

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*blocks your path*
>why don't you join us, anon?
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>>34728769
How could I possibly refuse?
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>>34728769
Because 3D gayshit is disgusting
But I will fap to you alright
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Begone faggots

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>tfw your suicide note sucks
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>>34728760
Then maybe you should kill yourself
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>>34728760
I know that feel. TFW it either becomes senseless whiny bs or sounds so robotic there's no point leaving it.
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Why even leave one? I never got this. Its your life, why should you explain to them something that is none of their business?

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>chestlets

Not even once

Orginalio
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Whats funny is all she has to do is harvest a couple beta orbiters to throw money at her and then she can get a (good/quality) breast enhancement job

Meanwhile, guys with small benises have no options. Don't even get me started on short guys, because then there's those miscer/tumblreddit "well you can just spend $50k to have a 3rd world surgeon break and artificially lengthen your legs :^)" concerntroll posts

>tl;dr: women lack so much self awareness fucking goddamn
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>>34728692
I actually really like small boobs
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>>34728692
anything DD-K cup is perfect. Pls gib another busty gf g-d

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Do you get to pick the music at parties/gatherings with friends?

Do you overthink it or do people trust your taste?
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>>34728665
>Do you overthink it or do people trust your taste?
Both.

>hey anon put on some music, you always have good taste :)
>>start overthinking, wonder if I should play something that I played a couple weeks ago or if they'd notice that I played it a couple weeks ago
>>2 minutes have already passed
>haha chyeah brah dont worry I gotcha
>they put on the most basic 4chancore music one can think of
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>>34728665
>Do you get to pick the music at parties/gatherings with friends?
Yes. I know exactly what music my friends like. So i made a secret playlist with everyone's favorite number in it. They haven't suspect one thing yet.
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>>34728665
>parties/gatherings with friends

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Proof that women can be robots too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxSujRQVr4c
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>>34728659
I can't even be mad at bait that proves women can't be robots
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>>34728659
she should b honest and add (by choice) at the end of her vid's title
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>>34728659
>successful people lying about their past to make their brand more marketable.

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