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so does he browse here? i keep seeing his video shared everywhere

is he our guy?
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>>34730839
>doesn't link the video

Fuck off.
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>>34730839
Probably, I'd be friends with him he seems like a real nigga
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>>34730852
s-sorry

normiebook.com/myiannopoulos/videos/840123842792179/

or youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5-Zp-RSPX8

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>tfw legit 5/10
>mom told me how cute and handsome I was all the time my entire childhood
Does anyone think doing this shit should be seen the same as beating your child daily? It's just as damaging to their growth as a person. Why give an ugly person false hope every day for years just for them to be dropped to rock bottom the second they realize they're ugly?
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>>34730831
Do you expect your mom to berate their child daily on how ugly they are? Besides in her eyes yourethe most beautiful thing in the world to her.
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>>34730861
I don't give a fuck about in her eyes, it's her fault I'm not only ugly but was completely oblivious to it for 19 odd years
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>>34730910
How is it her fault? instead of complaining about something you cant fix try to fix the things you can. It's safe to assume you dont workout alot, try to shed the fat youve accumulated over the years of neglecting your body and try to make a difference in your life.

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I want to send this to my prof so bad. They always tell you to be honest with these questions, but I obviously lie.
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>>34730766
Don't make him read all that, he has every student's answer to read. Just write "I'm autistic.", the same exact message will be received.
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>>34730792
It's a small class.
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>>34730766
If professors knew about reddit, there would be an entire subreddit called /r/cringydepressedstudentspergouts

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>tfw going crazy
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>>34730753
How so?

oregnalo
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I know that feel, not sure if my autism is getting worse, or if I am getting schyzophrenic. Whatever, day by day it gets worse but I don't want any jew pills.
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>>34730868
>intrusive thoughts
>slightly paranoid
>everybody probably hates me
>obsessed with my looks
>step 1: try to find flaws every few hours daily and then feel like the ugliest motherfucker on earth
>step 2: fix some flaws, feel normal or kinda good-looking
>step 3: back to step 1
>obsessed with some other things too
>want to start screaming in the middle of a crowded place
>can't get sleep from the racing thoughts
>mood swings get worse day by day

Why haven't you found yourself a qt girlfriend (male) yet, robots?
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because i am not good with human interactions. im not fat. dont look half bad (i think so anyways) but i cant hold a conversation.
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>>34730689
Because I don't have a sexual preference for biological males. Unless it's, like, super convincing....shut up.
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>>34730689
Yeah, okay. I'll just go to GFs R Us and buy myself a girlfriend.

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This man brought up a very important topic back in January and his thread didn't get shit for traction. http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34050410/

So let us try again. Where is FetishPornRobot and the promised free porn? At the very least I'd like him to comment and say he reneged on the offer, if he doesn't want to do it anymore.
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bump for op

orangutang
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>>34731127
Thank you. You are a very kind soul who cares about the pornographer's plight.
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bump for op

orangutan

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I know it's temporary, but I actually feel alive today. It's because it's actually pretty good weather out today. It's not as warm as I'd like it to be but it's great compared to how it's been recently!

Pic is of my pupper
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Cute pupper OP. Have a great day!

>tfw birthday today
I'm glad an anon is happy on my birthday
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>>34730655
Happy birthday anon, are those your cats?
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nigga i got a boxer too, and a boxadore. best fucking dogs ever i never want another breed. so good with my child, the patientsof a saint

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Das rite wagie, clean it up
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>>34730593
Why are wagecucks so pathetic bros?
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>thumbnail
You know what to do faggot
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>those stickers aren't gonna stick themselves
>that is not the proper box folding technique
>that is not the proper box opening technique
>that is no the proper box sealing technique
>you clocked out 3 minutes early if this happens again you're gonna have a problem with the boss
>i don't care if you're done with your job you go find something to do or else you back on the streets kid

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post feels oldfags
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>>34730573
Wait.. This is always a joke right? There's no way that there are people pathetic enough to still be browsing this shit over 25. That is some serious autism and you should reevaluate your whole life up until now.
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>>34730573
Being a 32 year old white South African in an entirely black neighbourhood.
That sting as the parents walking down the street point at you and whisper to their children about the evils of the Dutch and English.
That sting of having your guns confiscated because of some bullshit police report.
That feeling of being the end of your family tree.
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today i turn 27 at 8PM EST.
i wonder what is going to happen when i turn 28 on the 8th at 8pm?

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Did moot hate all of us?
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He literally opened the floodgates to the /soc/ and hookup "btw femanon in texas here" posting

Back around like 2008-9 he made a blotter post saying "hey btw femanons in NYC ill take you out to dinner at McDonald's tee hee :3". Sometime after that he made /soc/

the rest is history
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no he just hated all the /pol/gamergate and alt right newfags. that signalled this site was dead to him and he was right.
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>spun out of control
>free speech with minimum moderation is out of control
pretty easy to spot what kind of progressive piece of biased shit the author was.

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Why do I even need approval from a woman to use her hole?
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Because it's her hole.
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>>34730505
Jail time. Laws.Society. This holds you back.
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>>34730527
It's a hole not a choice

Tonight's Omegle thread

Put "r9k" in interests and get matched with other robots so you can try to have a meaningful conversation with someone.
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oh and if you join in post in here so it bumps oreagenoa
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Oregenollyo
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oreg an o 402

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I've been seeing a lot of threads lately about "Robots getting dates". Now, this means one of two things. Either the normies were right all along and "just being yourself" and "putting yourself out there" and "actively trying to get girls" works, OR the people posting these threads were never robots. So which one is it? I believe its the latter since this board has become flooded more and more densely with normalshits, and it is only until recently that I've been seeing these threads multiple times a day.
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I'm more annoyed by OPs forgetting to add thread titles.

The normies can go fuck themselves.
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>>34730457
>thread titles
That's only included so redditors can feel more at home.
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>>34730494
it's easier to find generals, like woman hate generals, and also to filter the shit threads etc.

I have to write a formal letter of apology. I need inspiration.
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this usually works for me better than a letter
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Before you make a request, you must first give something to the community. Have they not taught you proper conduct on 4chan?

Tell us, what did you do?
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>>34730369
ok here's a funny meme lol XD

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Anyone waiting for the end of this world? Something around 4 years ago i was constantly thinking about the end, I saw it coming. Finally it came out as cancer which was removed by surgeon, and since that I just live in apathy. Anyone else waiting for the end?
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you should move to california
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>>34730288
Yes. Any who says No is probably full of shit
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>>34730288
I'm waiting till South Africa has a war with Zimbabwe.
At least then I can claim my forefathers rightful territory.

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