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>>34731413
Comfortable comforting comforts.

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>>34731452
you're the only person i've seen who finds de chirico comfy, anon

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comfycomfycomfyomcyomfyocyfocm

you look like a chad

get out

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>>34731473
>pic related

>>34731376
fuk off brandon

>>34731376
Really? I'm a guy and I think your pretty good looking. Do you live In Cali or something? Because I hear women there are more superficial than normal.

What s your story anon????


Oregarino

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>>34731360
Good job, anon! (no pun intended)

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>>34731360
Great work!
Now get out there and make us proud!

i charge it if it is below 80%. I get really stressed out when it reaches 70%-60% battery, and it has never gone below 50%.

>>34731355

Do you mean, he charges it once it has dropped to to 20%, or only charges it up to 20% once it's empty?

But anon what does it mean if I dont have a phone?

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Oh yes anon the times when i accidentally my cum too.They will pass away eventually.

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>tfw you have the same physique as the guy in OP's pic
>it's not even a great pjhysique
>tfw you have that physique, and you're still improving every week

>>34732461
>a tall skeleton with some skin on it
>"physique"
kek

PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nothin
personel
fuckin
kid

>>34731315
why would i want to fight you?

I give you my fullest support. Just imagine if you had been successful.

>fascists

great. in an alternate reality we would've nuked a fascist UK. nazis are always the losers

>>34731313

Jesus fucking christ

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Is that a man or a woman wearing the black nail polish?

Honestly I'm fucking Chad himself compared to those cheeseheads

>>34731058
Why don't you just say that it's none of your business

>>34731058
I wanted to see that movie too, was it good?

>>34731087
Some film theaters have a "no singles" policy

>>34731008
If your clothes, not your personality is what keeps you from getting laid you ARE a normie

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>>34731008

Don't dress like a faggot. This means anything which is currently trending. Hipster bullshit, shit from current catalogues and magazines, same shoes, same shorts, same shirts as every braindead conformist out there. Don't dress like a gay lumberjack. And for the love of fuck don't don't don't dress femininely e.g. skinny jeans, tight twink clothes, flamboyant.

Dress for casual should just be plain. No weird print shirts and writing and pictures all over your shit like a fag walking advertisement for shilling or because you think that band no one cares about is cool. Dress plain. Dull is good. Dress smart.
>Plain shirts (button them up don't be a faggy millennial like in that picture)
>Plain t-shirts, plain colour. No blues or reds or anything homosexual. Just greys, blacks, whites.
>Comfortable <normal> pants. Jeans are acceptable. Black, grey jeans, blue jeans. (as long as it works with what you're wearing for a shirt - colour wise)
>Good shoes. Boots. Lace up boots. Boot-shoe hybrids. Smart looking shoes.

The goal is to look like a Fascist. Respectable and smart. Also get a Hitler Youth haircut, shave and stay well groomed. Take care of your appearance. Don't be a degenerate leftist cuckold nu-male weak beta male pussy faggot

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>>34731217

Also be white

>>34730980
>what's you're plan?

that pic makes me crave some ice cream

>>34730980
I'm pretty sure my gf would lose all respect for me if I told her I wanted to do something special on Finkelstein day.

physically or mentally?

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>>34730993
Both
Freshman right now
>Hate my major but can't get a job doing anything I actually enjoy
>Used to be 6/10 in looks before gaining weight but it didn't get me laid anyway so I don't care
>Have gone full weeb

>go to college
>still an incel
>less friends than HS
>more depressed than ever
>grades are mediocre

this is my situation, going to an hero soon

why don't you get a gf and you can all triple date

>>34730943
Fuck that.
I hate both those girls. I just want the guys to get together again, no strings. The good old days.
Their life is objectively worse now, but sex fills their minds.
Also, both gf are severely overweight. I just don't get some people...

Usually only weirdos drop off the earth when they get a gf. It isn't that hard to balance both. Maybe your friends were just too dumb

lower your standards you fucking whore

the world is not here to fucking placate your needs

>femanon
>in Mexico
Yikes, stay safe

>>34730925
just get a north european mail order groom

>>34730919
Really raw camera footage, shaky and all, of some east European soldier have his throat sliced open with a large knife.

I think the most disturbing one I've seen wasn't even that violent or graphic. It claimed to show a young couple after just getting married swimming in a lake or something. The guy's phone had been propped up to record them (there was something about this that made me a little suspicious of the video, but for all I can tell it was real) swimming in this lake together. Then a few seconds into them both getting into the water they start splashing around, apparently they were both drowning, and literally clawing at eachother, dragging one another down into the water. Both of them drown, and the worst part is hearing the guy scream underwater.

It's just brutal that this could happen to two young people who'd just been married.

Dagestan massacre. When that dude cries for his mommy and tries to crawl away from the smiling muslim whos holding a big knife.

>>34730888
obviously I meant femboys, am typing on my phone

>>34730926
shit really?
I was gunna contact you for some kinky ass SU cosplay sex
oh well

Please there have to be some in this shithole