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Robot fags that know fitness and shit how can i get this type of body
I weigh 68 kg and im 178 cm
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>>34733122
tell me what this is from pls pls pls pls senpai
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Stop eating and do shoulder press
>>34733551
Casshern Sins
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>>34733551
Cashern sins greato anime
Wanna be my friend
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Why not just do it? Just kill yourself.
Your parents never wanted a pathetic loser like you. You bring them shame everyday.
You don't have any friends. If you think you do, they secretly hate you, I guarantee it.
No member of the opposite will ever want you sexually. They will only be settling for you, bitterly.
There's nothing to look forward to in your life.
End it.
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>>34733109
I'm waiting for Zelda
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>>34733109
I would if I could guarantee my waifu would be waiting for me on the other side
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>>34733142
this desu famalam origam
YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO KILL ONE PERSON AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
TELL ME ANON:
>WHO
>WHY
>HOW
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Literally me.
/the origin
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cebruz
with a pipe
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>>34733064
I would never kill a person.
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Youtube fucked something up and right now each unsub from a channel is worth 2 unsubs and each sub is worth 1 sub.
A youtuber doing a live stream right now is currently suffering from a negative sub count as a result.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjMgvLyxMA [Embed]
It is unclear how bad this is and how it will be fixed, but we should not miss out on this chance to wreak havok on some regressive Youtube channels.
Buzzfeed is already taking a big hit. Feminist Frequency seems like a good target too.
CNN
The Young Turks
whatever channels you hate
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just subscribe and unsubscribe repeatedly for full effect. You can sub 70 times a day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2vIEcEPyv0&spfreload=5
https://subscribercounter.com/#!/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw
pewdiepie crashing lost few 100k
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>youtube
who cares
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>tfw girlfriends dragging me to see this on Valentines day
Kill me
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i didn't read or see the first book or movie
because i'm afraid of being it too vanilla.
now i'm a bit curious?
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If you take out all the sex. You just have a book about how christian people view the relationship model.
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>>34732947
>"waaah i have to spend time with my gee efff, im an ungrateful cunt!"
Yes, please do kys
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>tfw not sure if I want to go to university and get a sick degree with my 130 IQ or apply myself even more to break into digital entertainment art
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>>34732854
>Its another anon doesn't understand how retarded IQ is
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>>34732917
low-IQ brainlet detected
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>>34732854
IQ means nothing, but go to uni and into STEM.
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>walking around campus with headphones
>curvy 7/10 crosses paths with me
>laugh to myself as I say "THICC" under my breath
>clearly say it far louder than intended due to headphones
>stops dead in her tracks and side eyes me
>"What did you just say?!"
>jesustakethewheel.jpg
>"...huh?"
>"I said what you just say?!!"
>(think you fool!)
>"I didn't say anything. Just singing the words to the song."
>point innocently to earbuds
>"Oh...sorry. Seemed like you were talking to me."
>walk off muttering "fuuuuuuuuuuuuck" to myself
What have you all done to me?
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>>34732781
sounds like she bought it, you should be ok
though dont do it again obvs
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why didn't this turn into a story of her raping you. its fake either way
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>>34732781
Why didn't you just say "damn girl you thick as fuck". She probably would've thrown her pussy at you then and there.
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Why haven't you become religious yet (preferably Christian)? You don't still have the mindset of a 14 yo edge fedoralord, do you?
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>>34732733
im a catholic snce birth but i dont go to church anymore cause vatican 2 and masons taking over the church
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le ooga booga sky grandpa meme
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>>34732865
I very much doubt you go to church to the vatican.
Institutions can becomre corrupted (I don't like the new Pope). But I'm sure you can find a nice local church or chapel that's free of sin
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Can /r9k/ sit comfortably in a flat footed resting squat like a proper human being or have you been cucked by chairs?
>FACT: normies cannot squat
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>>34732723
I'm a slav, what do you think?
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Despite my beer belly, i can easily squat. Unlike my skinny boned friends
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Poor ankle mobility squat isn't comfortable position for me
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h-have you ever kissed a boy anon?
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yes, 4 or 5
twinks are better kissers but feeling a rough beard on your face is actually really sexy too
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yes but I'm suppose to I'm a gril.
KEK
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>>34732719
A few times.
Okay i want to talk about the DMT "drug". I saw threads about it on here and on /x/ a few times, but i just brushed it off as stupid shit. Anyway yesterday i saw an interesting thumbnail and decided to check it out and i read what OP posted. It sounded pretty interesting and my imagination was tickled. I decided to read up on it and watch some videos. And i can say it sounds amazing and it something that i have been wanting to experience for a long while.
So now my concern is, where do i buy legit DMT? Take into account that i am from the Balkans and not sure if they deliver here. I have a hard time trusting people on the internet selling drugs and dont want to slipped something that will kill me, so im asking here if you guys know a legit site (that's not on the deep weeb) where i can buy it from and yea i see the irony.
My other option is to make it myself in which case i only need to buy the mimosa root bark. The other ingredients are sodium carboxyde, water, nafta (lighter fluid). And the process sounds simple and lasts 2 days.
I should also mention that the hardest halluciogen i tried is weed and i actually had 2-3 very very bad trips on it. But i didnt try shrooms or LSD or anything. Would that be a problem if i want to "break through" the first time trying DMT?
Also, share any DMT experiences, advice, thoughts, recepies, sites. Anything is welcome.
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I once sniffes glue, felt good
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>>34732650
I just wanna say that if you do DMT, it will most likely change your entire outlook on life and maybe even you as a person. Keep that in mind before you try it and be ready to be blown away completly, because the things you will see are unimaginable.
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Your best bet for getting any hallucinogens is probably off the dark web. If the seller is reputable (you can check this yourself) they will probably figure out how to get it to you. You will not be able to buy DMT off of regular old websites.
My experience with DMT was basically that I understood what people were they were talking about ~le mystical experience~ and your third eye opening or whatever. Your perception is legitimately altered so much that it really feels like you're going on some kind of spirit quest, and you're simultaneously seeing a bunch of shit that's sort of scary in the abstract but you aren't really freaking out about it
I didn't come out of it with any kind of changed perspective on life or anything but I did feel like I had a better sense of how my brain worked and how it perceived the world around me.
weirdly, the DMT scene from Enter The Void actually matched up pretty well with my own experience. This is presumably a "your mileage may vary" thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIM95apn6n0
The visuals were maybe a little less intense and the internal dialogue was a bit amplified
That being said:
If you think weed is a hallucinogen then fucking lol
If you think you have "bad trips" on weed then fucking LOL
I'm not sure DMT is the next step for you
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ITT post Pepes and Wojaks you've made.
If you have never made any, there is no time like now to start.
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there's nothing I hate more than liberal boomers
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>>34732644
kek 9/11 pepe
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>>34732644
I put them all in one pic.
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i have severe autism and ive never had a girlfriend
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>>34732620
id be your gf, qt
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
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>>34732664
are you a girl?come be my gf
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>>34732620
you look slavic
are you slavic?
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Any sick robots?
I have sore throat/head cold.
What do you do when sick robots?
I'm thinking of going to the shop to get some strepsils and maybe some /comfy/ food.
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sick dick rick from Edmonton, Alberta. I usually just lay around and eat shitty food.
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>>34732576
Drink some whiskey you will feel better
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I've felt lethargic and melancholy since forever
send help
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>decide to lose weight
>accidentally overeat my calories limit in breakfest
now i have to start tomorrow, great
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>>34732508
No of course you don't. You can start now. Eat the rest of the day as if your breakfast had been as intended.
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>>34733319
>>34733319
>No of course you don't. You can start now. Eat the rest of the day as if your breakfast had been as intended.
You're stupid
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>accidentally went to burger king again