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probably fake and gay buy im laughing tho xD xD

>>34733564
ask your roommate if you can suck his dick, then when he cums in your mouth swallow the semen for sustenance.

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>>34733755
>Doesn't know the feeling of refusing to get up and get food or go to the bathroom at the expense of meeting company
Fucking normie, God damn.

also this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81Ojd3d2rY

Been listening to him a lot lately
https://youtu.be/NA9DIIsPk5c

this count for those 3 points?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfuF-Bk_1R8

>>34733529
Dark Tranquillity maybe

>>34733529
Why are insomnium so good? Are they seen as entry level or who finns listen to when they're underage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKYFwSEaOQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_08uhNXJQqM

How new are you to melodeath so I know what to recommend? This is literally my autism interest

A dick is something that a man has. Therefore it is gay to like it.

Bad bait.

>>34733539
Traps is a straight man's mild dom fetish.
You are so manly that another man gives up his own share of manliness and submits to you.

>>34733584
idk man, what you just described sounds like the exact opposite of mild.

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It's just like the real thing only better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH2JmRqCT8I
this still kills me

>>34733489
If you submerge it in warm water and close your eyes its like fucking a real girl

>>34733481

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>>34733481
I just want to thank you on making the first of these type of threads to actually turn me on instead of just making me roll my eyes.

Nothing is sexier than a girl gaining weight and her curves outgrowing her wardrobe.

I've fattened up my past girlfriends and the sexiest memory I have is with my recent ex. She had a super sexy dress she wore our first date that she refused to wear again despite how many times I asked because she wanted to save it for our anniversary. One year, too many hamburgers and nearly 40lbs later on our anniversary we get ready at her place and it's time for her to try on the dress.

It was a pretty huge struggle to get it on her. I thought numerous times I was going to rip it. Once she squeezed in barely able to breath a took a step back to look at her and was slack jawed. Her tits were tightly pressed almost bursting out of the top and her ass was straining the bottom so hard it looked like it was about to rip.

Seeing her curves on display like that with her hair done and face dolled up looking all pouty lipped complaining about eating too much and being to fat to fit her favourite dress was too much.

That was probably the first time I ever came hands free.

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>>34733481
Also can we turn this into /feederism/ general?

I'm interested in any stories of anything you guys got.

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>>34733430
Unnnffuuuuhhhhhhh

>>34733430
Ive been rejected solely on height 4 times and in 5'9", now i literally havent spoken o another human in 2 months, sure it not healthy but like i give a fuck anymore.

I'll ignore the fact that this is bait for the purpose of commenting on this normie trope.

Our attitudes on life are a SYMPTOM, not a CAUSE. I never started out my pubescence thinking negatively about women; every failure I had with them was soley because of my height, lack of subjective attractiveness, etc. These rejections, in turn, formed my current worldview and fuel my defeatist attitude. The old adage "once bitten, twice shy" comes into play here; I don't play the victim, I WAS the victim.

>>34733385
They wanted a girl and the were going to get one if you weren't such a piece of shit.
It's not too late to make everything right.

>tfw you found out your name determines the length of your penis

>>34733385
>be you
>go by nickname
Why is it always the retards who make threads?

>>34733330
You wont get a job you need to take a job :^)

>you are not entitled to a job!
>f-fucking lazy millenials not working!

>>34733330
Put on a dress and we'll see if you qualify for a job.

>>34733272
The old 20-80 wouldn't work because it's now 20x180 instead of 20x100.

>>34733272
I'm really starting to like that catboy.

>>34733272
This thread again, huh?

oreganoli

>>34733269
How many times do you want to fuck me?

"I'll take a couple. Thanks!"

>jerk off into them

>>34733269
They are all pinned by nail right?

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Just polished these bad boys up

gonna wax them next because it's supposed to snow tomorrow

>>34733957
What happened to that wall? Also make your fucking bed you lazy highschooler.

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reppin the shinyboiz

>>34733223
>hardest most sadistic species

You don't want that.

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4chan. by far. the rest are normie sluts
who will reject you ORIGNIALLLAA

>>34733382
I only do. Where? I don't know where to start.

Yum

Og

>>34733192
Wow,... you are the Wolverine...

>>34733192

congrats on being a daddy now

Basically, but you should already know this.

Is that laurel halo?

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>>34733452
>you should already know this


>>34733538
yeah