Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 10040. page

>>34734174
>going to bed at 6pm

Are you 5?

Goodnight, anon. Don't dream of your teeth falling out or fighting but your punches have no effect.

>>34734202
or trying to run away but you move super slowly

or of her again

>>34734172
Some asshole already filled in the first box

btw suck a dick OP, why are you doing 3rd grade math?

>he can easily do math
I would like to formally request that henceforth any and all a normie leave this board

>>34734172
Are you literally in 7th grade OP?

>>34734154
I'm sick and ready to shit myself. There's nothing in the fridge and I only get some money tomorrow but I have smokes to last until then. Oh, and I have a $5 in my wallet. How about you?

>happy me and gf of 3 years
>last year around mid december she had to go home due to uni taking a break
>scheduled return is tomorrow
>yesterday she tells me she's wanting a break from the relationship
>wtf, why?
>she said she doesn't feel the same way when it started. (of course not, relationships settle a bit with time)
>and that she wanted to experience more life, now she's young and pretty
>if she were in her thirties she would never consider this but she's not ready yet to settle only for me
>I tell her that I've felt the same way before with her and decided to keep the relationship
>She says she doesn't want the relationship to end, she just needs a break
>throughout the convo she mentioned open relationship a few times
>I'm not a jealous person by any means and I would be cool with it with a few ground rules
>I pressure her this afternoon and ask what the best possible outcome for her
>she tells me she wants either to break up or be in an open rel.
>I pressure to know which one because in one I'm near her in a relationship and the other I'm not.
>she tells me that she wants to break up.

I'm sad

>>34734154

I am tired. I am uneasy about a possible run-in with my ex on here. I wish he would talk to me, I wish I had more AA batteries because my vibrator is now running slower. FUCK. might binge watch sailor moon again.

>>34733928
/r9k/ was right. Don"t know why I'm feeling this way, but you all are fucking right.

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>>34733928
I mean desu I'm a guy and if someone contacted me on Tinder just to say "Fuck you" I'd be impressed

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>be a normal average-looking dude with real interests and hobbies
>send her a nice message that shows you actually paid attention to her bio (lol at the concept of a "bio" on Tinder), you share similar interests and hobbies, and you would like to take her out sometime to get to know her
>no response

>be Chad Thundercock, Crusher of 10,000 Pussies
>"what's up, you fat ugly bitch? I'm coming over to fuck you, consider yourself lucky"
>"lol that's so interesting heres my address (emoji)"

you should delete your faceberg

>>34733899
As a male you are always expected to be the initiator. Always. No exceptions. If you never initiate you will be alone forever. Being "shy" as a male is unacceptable.

>>34734026
This, she might cave and add you first but she'll lose interest by doing that

Are you the old guy?

Women have no shame.

>>34734029
Good. Who would want to live their life where shame is all they know.

more like they are sociopaths that need attention while at the same time laughing at the guys giving them attention

>>34733843
There are no girls on here. Literally zero. Maybe one stumbles in here once a year and then instantly runs for the hills when she realizes what we are.

>more like they are sociopaths that need attention

sociopath, no. needing of attention, everyone does.

>There are no girls on here. Literally zero. Maybe one stumbles in here once a year and then instantly runs for the hills when she realizes what we are

WRONG , GOY. I'm a girl, crazy, pretty, tiny and could go far if I applied myself more but instead, I wagecuck all day then get stoned and browse /b/ and /r9k/ then fall aleep touching myself. FOR DA KEK.

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>she doesn't want a having Triumph Spitfire bf
plebe-ian

>>34733825
>liking jdm shit
>not wanting a bf with a Volkswagen

Also >>/o/ for your miata general.

>>34733910
I also have a volkswagen where the fuck is my gf

>>34733782
its not possible stop lying

>>34733782
>5'10

Fucking go home, manlet. I know Asian girls taller than you

literally impossible stop spewing bullshit

>>34733775
Welcome to the world.

Some people out there truly care . I do. I cant help it. I can see the pain on your face, I can hear it in your voice and I feel it. I avoid everyone and everything because of that. I'm compelled to help because I don't like pain.

I've found others like me A lot actually. I don't know why we exist but we're here if you can find us then good for you.

Life is so stupid, so vulgar, so simple.

Today I was running and I pass by a 24/7 and I saw the girls that work there. I have go to that 24/7s a few times and always there are girls working there I haven't see any man yet. And the girls are dressed with legins and a t-shirt showing their tits, I haven't see any fat girl yet either. And I think: so this is how it works, the owner only hires girls with good asses and tits, dress them with legins and tigh clothes to show their butts and tits so more people come to the store... It's so stupid, it's so simplistic.

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>>34733750
Do you have a name or a link anon? This is my fetish as well

>>34733913
Here you go my man: imdb com/title/tt2963658/

I was watching a nature documentary, it was about a lioness taking care of her cubs, they were crossing a river but alligators were in it so they had to be fast.

The mother went first and the cubs were to follow, except the youngest male cub was frightened and hesitated, this hestation cost him his life.

I understood as i watched that the cub was me and that my existence is unnatural, I should be dead, i am too weak to survive on my own.

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>>34733724
anything thomas cole

>>34733748
i like this, though it is lacking some sort of pink-gold hue for me to really, really like it.

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>>34733748
also anything edmund blair leighton

fuck modernity

>>34733714
>tdw no qt nazi gf (male)

u wot?

>>34734003
isn't this the wehrmacht hat (not necessarily nazi)

>What inspires someone to shitpost?

>give my boss my facebook login as per corporate policy

american "freedom" lmao

>>34733613
Is that legal where you're from?

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>>34733613
>>my ex

yeah it's fucking original

>>34733596
Leave and be done with them. They treat you like shit which means they're worthless and holding you back.

My friend and my cousin were in the same situation. They left and found themselves.

Your dad is a bitch ass cuck and this is likely all your moms doing. I'll keep my fucking room the way I want If I'm paying for it. Otherwise Ill pay for it elsewhere AND have no restrictions.

Ive told my few friends and roommates who were going through the same thing to DO the same thing. They think they want you gone but when you actually leave they become much more fucking annoying and want you back. Use that time to tell them to fuck off and send images of your dirty room.

Like my younger siblings my mom now speaks when spoken too and understands I don't have to take her shit if she wants to see me. Its a nice feel. Independence after being caged and abused for so long.

My room is always clean though I dont like the smells. Clean your shit anon. Its comfy but you'll get sick often.

>>34733757
actually dad doesn't know. if i tell them i risk that it comes to a divorce or they kick me out.

>>34733828
even better leave and get your own place.
become your own man.
if your sister really is worse they will feel the pain within a few months.
this is it OP.
this when you become a better person and show them how terrible they truly are.