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>>39060920
im not a real man anyway because im a short manlet

>>39060920
are you threatened because you are basically obsolete?

>>39060920
Well I'm not a real man because I play video games. But why should I give a fuck about some white chick speaking for all women. Not like I care anyway, I'm pretty much useless socially.

This thread is shit, and this is an original comment.

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>one day you're not going to be alive anymore

>>39060880
You don't know that, also immortality is around the corner

>>39060746
Everyone has a purpose anon, and like you and me, our purpose is to stay inside and shitpost.
Welcome to hell.

>>39060838
I reject that.

It doesn't make me happy. It used to, but not any more. I want to find something else that does.

i will be doing something similar soon, how do you get the jobs?

>>39060545
You think nazis are smart enough to think about crap like that at all?

Consequences don't mean anything to people with nothing

Also it's illegal to fire someone for being there unless you live in an at will state

>>39060571
Except an employer can find a reason to fire someone.
Example.
>Anon Y. Mous goes to Virginia for the Nazi rally.
>Anon Y. Mous gets identified in one the pics, and the information sent to his employer and distributed throughout the web.
>Anon Y. Mous has been, up until that point, a model worker, cream of the crop, nearly the best there is.
>Anon Y. Mous comes late to work one day, and hasn't called to let them know he'll be late.
>Boss now has reason to fire Anon Y. Mous for a "no call, no show" even though he actually did show up, just late.

>>39060473
>YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES SAID I WOULD GET THEM IN MY 30
Only if you have good income job. Stacies dont go for neets

>>39060473
She's busy working to feed her fatherless children.

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>>39060473
was it all memes ?
It won't get better when i am 30 ?

>>39060424
that's you literally or figuratively?

>>39060494
It really me. Being a fembot is suffering

>>39060424
Well you've got a pretty popular youtube channel from the looks of things. At least you got that going for you

>>39060347
>tfw programmers are always busy with their own projects
>tfw artists only want jewgold
>tfw no one remembers sound guys exist

>>39060347
I want to make porn VN games but have zero experience in modeling

>>39060789
What's a sound guy?

>>39060236
Then explain why the USSR had monogamy and marriage.

>>39060252
By left he means liberals

>>39060294
>Liberals
>left
fucking americans

anime tbqh lads

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>>39060157
I don't want to be a fucking neet anymore

/britfeel/ bf fucking when lads

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Yukihira Furano
A literally who from a shitty romcom show

>>39060029
Jibril

>>39060029
I dont have a waifu because it seems like a schizophrenia or trickery at worst.

OP is a faggot haha hexd

OP is a faggot hahaha XD

Sunday was warm and sunny, just how I always fantasized it would be when I finally went through with it. I stared walking to the dumpster again, I think about 2pm, and I was really excited and nervous. I felt butterflies in my tummy, just anticipating what I was about to do.

The dumpster is in the alley behind a restaurant near my house. It gets emptied on Tuesdays, so by Sunday it's pretty stinky and there are flies buzzing around. Which means there are things rotting inside there and that's just perfect for me. A few times in the past I climbed into that dumpster and masturbated. Nothing too intense. Most I'd ever done was take off my pants and hump against the dirty garbage bags. And one time I laid there with my legs spread, watching the flies land on me.

So anyway, I walked down the alley to the dumpster, and as usual I made sure nobody was around, just to be extra careful. You have to go behind a tall wooden fence to even see the dumpster, and the restaurant is closed on Sunday anyway, so I knew I wouldn't be noticed. But this time there's no way I want to be disturbed. I climbed up and over the side and onto my hands and knees into the mass of plastic garbage bags and other miscellaneous rubbish. The bags felt warm from the sun. The smell in there was extremely foul, much worse than usual, and I knew it was because of my rotting meat. I sat and tried to get myself to relax for a few minutes. There was no reason to hurry. When I was ready, I calmly took off my sandals, my jeans, and my panties. Both pairs. I was wearing two pairs of tight panties with a bunch of my panty liners in the crotch, which keeps anything in my vagina from coming out when I move around. But I was going "all the way" this time, so I went ahead and got completely naked. That was a weird feeling, being totally nude inside the dumpster. It seemed very erotic to me. The sun felt warm on my skin, especially my boobs, which pretty much never see the sun.

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>she's in college

>>39059862
Instant D R O P.
People who brag about going to (a prestigious) uni, always study psychology for some reason.

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>she says she didnt fucked anyone in college

My mother is thai.
Do I have to say more?

I used to have a dad to look up to,then he left my mom and lives in a trailer instead of the house he and his wife spent time on buying. I hatr him so much. And apparently this isnt the first time he has done this shit ethier. My grandmother says this is the third time he has done this shit and i honestly hate how my mom just keeps on taking him back. I hope this is the last time he does it. I never want to see him again.

>>39059735
>tfw your father is emotionally distant and not involved into your life besides providing food and shelter.
I love how majority of parents think that just by providing and not actually parenting is enough.
t. 24 khv.

>>39059680
Girls like clean legs, easier to lick

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wear pants in the meantime breh
and just b urself

>>39059701
im submissive manlet i wont get gf

>>39059621
Last I checked Army is robot hell.

>>39059713
I wouldn't mind the conditions,not really into /comfy/ shit while i'm busy

>>39059713
Last I checked you're not an Army fag so you dont know shit.

OP, I'm leaving for Basic in September. I'm a POG (person other than grunt). If you want to be a grunt (infuntree) then by all means have fun with it and plan ahead for your future.

I wanted to get an option 40 contract but it wasn't available for the mos I picked (25B). If you want to be smart and make the best of your Military career then I suggest you explore other branches and pick when you find thr branch you want pick a JOB that will benefit you once you retransition back into the civilian world.

Good luck. I made it and so can you.

Btw, start running now if you want to go Army like me. I run 3 miles every other day. And just so youre aware, if you enlist (swear in at MEPS) understand that you most likely wont be shipped out to basic for at least a month which is plenty of time to git gud at running. Either way, as long as your e not overweight or have health issue you'll be good. Basic is meant to turn you into a soldier but it's a lot easier if you're prepared for Basic.