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>>34736129
Hi anon. What are you doing?

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*wraps her arms and legs around the cutie pie OP and snuggles him like a big teddy bear*

I love you...

I am a girl trust me originoli

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>>34736102
Everything from /g/.

>>34736102
So you have a 170kg 1RM bench.
Stats? What you on?

>>34736247
5'11
98kg morning weight

Just waiting for the knock on the door from all the hot bitches, hopefully they form an orderly line...Otherwise I may be getting complaints from the neighbours

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>>34736082
>mfw come across a facebook profile of a girl from the other side of the world who's literally perfect to me
>think about how I'd probably never have a chance with her even if I we knew each other

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>fall in love hopelessly
>on a rational level know that even if anything happened it would never work out due to vast personal differences
>obsessive tier emotional level means the rational level can go suck meaty veiny cocks
>3 years later reason is barely starting to have weight as the obsession begins to wear off after a year and a half of not seeing her and half a year of isolating myself from any part of the internet she might be on
>it's still obvious it will take years, if not a decade, to finally forget

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>>34736082
the same thing happened me, best just to get over it... its taking me 3 years. dont let that happen to you.

>join server
>see higgus is on the server
>leave immediately

>>34736177
Who's higgus?

https://discord.gg/55xJS

join mine instead

>>34735972
That's up to your personal beliefs anon. The only ones who truly know are dead. Personally I'm an agnostic.

>>34735972
the likelihood of it being a very creative fairytale is quite significant, scientifically speaking

personally i think god is real, afterlife uncertain but i have theories

>>34736004
>The only ones who truly know are dead.

who keeps killing these people?

No self respecting white person would associate with niggers.

>>34735966
>EVERYBODYS DEGENERATES
>he says on an anime porn internet board

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/pol/ thinks that the only reason they dont have a gf is because of jews or something lol

>>34735965
what am i meant to be looking at in this image?

>>34735986
I really liked this man's leg so I took a picture of it.

>>34735965
I've seen a few of his videos, but they all seem a bit too subjective if you ask me. If it works for you, great. I'm gonna stay away though.

Yeah probably.
No doubt he was a master troll too, maybe the greatest ever.

>>34735898
source on image. I'm feeling the urge for some gay furry shit right now.

>>34735922
Dubs confirm Jesus as robot troll

>>34735873
>cooking
>astronomy
>counter strike
>history
>hunting/fishing
>reading (though I will admit I read a little less than I used to)
>guns/weapons in general
>mining
>military vehicles
>stockpiling supplies

And a few other things that I don't feel like listing here.


Learned long ago that it's best to keep yourself occupied otherwise I would have gone full blown Elliot Rodger from anger issues.

>reading 4chan threads for 12 hours a day
>watch a new movie about every month or so

That's about it

Pretty normie shit desu because my chad dad and brothers.
>Basketball
>Golf
>Hunting and general outdoor activity
>Lifting
>geopolitics

>>34735866
generic, dime a dozen

>>34735866
THIS ETHAN AND MOE BRADBURY

>>34735900
>THIS ETHAN AND MOE BRADBURY
THIS IS ETHAN

>>34735849
Not a vet, but keep going faggot.

>tfw intense wet dream sunday night
>hold out another day
>give in and fap 4 times in a day and a half
Ruined my 8 day streak, dont end up like me anon you can do it.

>>34735910
>had a 23 day streak before this
>another 23 day streak before that
>1 wet dream total throughout
D-do they come later?

I recommend fapping but only twice a week and with your imagination

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>>34735844
pretend to be a normie and talk to people

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get a gym membership,spend all night there walking on a treadmill and iso machines

>>34735923
It's all old people. No one for me to talk to. My presence is weird and if I stayed in my room that would be weird too and if I were out of the house for no reason that would be weird. Lose/lose/lose.

>>34735943
I'm a commuting college student and my school is a 30 minute drive (expensive parking) or an hour train ride. I really don't want to go up there if I don't have to. Plus our gym closes at like 10.

>>34735793
>What do I do in this situation?
Lift weights and do steroids and your face will magically compensate somehow for that

>>34735793
shave just half your face

that way you'll look like a bisexual half baked teenager

Hell I'm still considered a stoner even thou I don't smoke. Its been like this since I've had facial hair.

thats cool


was your pic supposed to prove that white girls only care about bbc though? coz i dont see how it does

>>34735759
HAHAH AREN'T I GREAT FOR GETTING THIS KID'S HOPES UP AND MAKING HIM THINK I LIKE HIM BUT THEN I'M GOING TO DROP HIM THE MOMENT THE MEDIA ATTENTION DIES DOWN
HAHAH AREN'T I SUCH A GOOD PERSON

>>34736689
>being so jaded you see treachery everywhere you go

degenerate xddd

>>34735752
Arizer solo.

>portable anything
if you leave the house that much you need to get the fuck >>>/out/