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>live in New England
>up tomorrow at 5am sharp to shovel car out
>boss refuses to ever call a snow day
>drive past people frolicing laughing and playing in the snow
>2 hours later arrive at office
>no management is here, they're allowed to work from home
>work 8 hours in blizzard, staying late since I'll probably arrive late due to white out conditions
>harassing phone calls from senior staff joking about all the stuff they're doing at home while children & wife laugh in the background
>they get paid 5x what I do to play in the snow, they could literally give me a whole week off and it wouldn't amount to their one day
>shovel out car since i'll be plowed in
>try not get killed driving home
>get home
>shovel driveway in the dark

kill me. any other wagies being forced to work in the storm tomorrow?

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>Day 4 of the challenge
>Challenge Discord: https://discord.gg/7pmczEe

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>search for something on google
>find link that seems relevant
>leads to some forum thread on a really old forum
>tons of dead images everywhere
>image exceeded allowed bandwidth
>image deleted
>image no longer available
>hotlinking images not allowed

>click any of the links posted in the thread
>404 not found
>dreamhost web hosting
>account suspended by web host, please login and renew if you are the site owner
>site unavailable
>request timed out
>server not found
>thanks for all the support, this site was fun while it lasted!

>click on user profiles
>none of them have posted on the site in years
>check thread list
>no one at all (aside from a couple spam bots) has posted in years

>go to main forum page
>it's one of those old-style forums that lists user birthdays
>it's someone's birthday today
>they're 28 years old now
>last time they posted was 9 years ago
>wonder if they even remember this site anymore

internet ghost towns, man
spooky and depressing, but also interesting
it's like I'm an archaeologist uncovering some lost dead civilization

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg

>"Shh, I think that's my parents coming upstairs. Oh god I can tell they're drunk. They never giggle like this. They've been like two little kids all evening! Hey, Anon, thanks again for coming to visit my family. You've made quite the impression already. My father told me in the kitchen that you were "fine young man". I mean he was already drunk by that point, but I can't remember him ever saying anything like that about anybody. Well I'm really happy that you feel comfortable doing this sort of thing together and I'm really looking forward to visiting your hometown next week. I can't wait!"

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>Ewww Anon farted!

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you've suddenly become her slave what do?

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>tfw to intelligent too watch shit like Jojo

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Why am I single, It makes no sense to me?

I have more money in a trust fund than your average loser makes in their life. Women naturally shouldn't be attracted to serfdom and peasantry. They should be attracted to me, I am human perfection.
I pulled up next to some loser driving a shitty series 3 BMW, I know that he slaved away for years to save up for that piece of junk and he is probably proud of it, he was in the car with a woman. How does an ugly guy in a bad car manage to attract such a beautiful women? Usually I get an ego boost when I see older men in bad cars but not today.

I am true genetic perfection. Perfect height, perfect cheekbones, born into a successful family. Women should literally be working like slaves, groveling at my feet to even spend 1 day with a magnificent guy like me yet they wont give me a chance. This is a problem. A big problem.

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>born in an Eastern European country, a village with a few thousand people
>absolute shithole with nothing to do here
>it's full of degenerates and alcoholics
>very insecure and uneducated people
>neighbors get extremely jealous if you buy something expensive
>people constantly talk shit behind your back and spread false rumours
>you hear a lot about people from somewhere around who hanged themselves
>thief's stealing cars and all kinds of stuff from people's garages

>move out to city to study
>everybody can sense you came from a poorfag place and try to take advantage of you
>parents run out of funds and not able to support me anymore
>come back home and continue to live as a neet

Friendly reminder that if you live in a first world country and a huge city you can't be a robot, you can literally do anything and join all sorts of communities while here there's nothing

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GIRLFRIEND WANTIN'

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You need to be Chad to get a girlfriend.......

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>mfw girl I was madly infatuated with for years in high school messages me years later and says, "yeah i liked u too lol i was scared becuz I never had a bf b4 lol sry"
>tfw she's a literal 9/10

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What is the obesession with her? ive tried watching her videos but theyre all old fpr the most part and theres not many of them

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>relapsed with prostitutes again

fuck

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What the fuck is with all the god damned trap shilling? It's so blatant and there are at least 10 trap threads ALWAYS bumped hour by hour. If you took this shit away or reduced it at least r9k would be fixed. It's very interesting, these traps claiming to be robots when in reality normies virtue signal them with kindness and tolerance all the fucking time. They get treated like gold for being estrogen soaked toddlers. They are truly non-robots and are borderline normies. But not even this is the real issue, they're just fucking everywhere. They're even more common than fembots and screech louder than them for attention in every god damned thread. This needs to stop.