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If you go to Eastern Europe or Russia, is it possible to get a virgin wife like this?

What are the chances?
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>>34739451
they've all been prostitutes. there's 3 industries in most of those countries: drug trafficking, automobile theft, and prostitution.
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>>34739451
Knew a roastie who looked just like her who went to live with some Chad in Alaska.

How possible is it if you aren't Chad? Mugged and beaten/10.
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>>34739451
yes it's possible, but not as a tourist, you actually have to live there and speak some of the language, enough to clumsily stumble through a conversation in broken cryllic.

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hey everyone, I'm a high school boy and I have some questions. In my friend group, I'm given almost no respect. The other boys always boss me around and treat me like I'm a little kid. I'm physically smaller than them (they're all about 6'0 and I'm 5'1), and that doesn't help. Sometimes I get so fed up with them, that I'll tell them off then storm off. But whenever I do, they make it up to me by doing something really nice, like a favor or buying me candy, then I'll give them another chance. Then they treat me poorly again. We're all the same grade (Juniors) and I don't understand. What should I do? Even though they treat me bad, I know they're good people. They're really funny too, but I don't like how they talk down to me. Pic is related to how I feel around them sometimes, which I know is unhealthy, but they constantly belittle me. What should I do?
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>>34739450
Either get used to being the shit-taker or find some new friends, not too many options boyo
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>>34739450
Man the fuck up and tell them you don't appreciate it.
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>>34739450
They probably think you're a cute little femboy and tease you, then give you candy when youre angry. Just try to show them youre not a little femboy, either that or embrace it and become a trap or something.

>junior
underage b&. Mods get on it.

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I'm done. I've had it. I want out and I want out now.

I admit that I have no fucking idea what I'm doing, I'm too beta to date women, I'm too clueless, nothing makes any fucking sense to me and the constant pestering from my family isn't helping any. I don't know how to function in society.

So, I want out. I'm done playing the game, I'm done thinking that I'm going to have a family and be in any position other than dying alone. So, what I want is an isolated life of minimalism. But how do you get it? Where does one start?
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>>34739323
Youre going to regret this once you'll find yourself freezing in the woods while chewing on disgusting potato roots
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>>34739323
be homeless or live out of a car. travel around, to odd jobs, steal food, beg for money, scavenge for stuff.
youll likely die off hypothermia or starvation or something, but its better than being a wage cuck
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>>34739357
>>34739384
desu I'm thinking an area with a low cost of living where i can just work and be left the fuck alone.

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>female doctor gave me a physical
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Did your peepee go doki doki?
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>suddenly remember the time a nurse touched your nuggets

i guess after all i am no virgin
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>see female doctor for physical
>she makes a male doctor come in to touch my balls

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Why is it that I am STILL a virgin? I currently attend senior high and have never once been approached by a female, yet, every time I log onto a social media website, such as, Facebook, I see young people (around the same age as me) out partying and having fun. It makes no sense. I am far more attractive than any of the other disgusting males which attend my school, yet, girls continue to actively ostracise me. I have no friends (male), either and during every lunch break I am forced to sit alone. I am such a nice guy, I don't get why all of these normies choose to treat me like this. I am intelligent and attractive; I deserve a much better life than the one I live.
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>i'm intelligent and attractive why am i still a virgin
bullshit, you are ugly.

to lose your virginity in highschool you have to be attractive or lower the shit out of your standards and go for virgin girls

lift weights you fucking faggot
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>>34739269
Fuck you. I am honestly one of the most beautiful people I know. You are not even worthy of replying to me, you disgusting fucking filth. Fuck off.
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>>34739242
Wow, if this isn't satire it's no wonder you're a friendless virg. Stop judging people and expecting that girls should be approaching you. If you're actually good looking why not approach some of them?

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>go back on my old Myspace for the nostalgia
>was Half-Life crazy at the time
>constantly talked about Half-Life with people
>see conversations I had with people about Half-Life
>find conversation I had with one guy
>remember we were very good internet friends before I quit
>see chatlogs of old conversations we had
>we were both virgin hikkikomori and only really talked to each other
>i read in a chatlog that he had to go to hospital once and I remember that's when I stopped using Myspace
>got my first gf at the time and forgot about him after he didn't log in for months
>scroll down chatlog
>find unread messages
>"hey dude, back from hospital now but I will have to go back soon. Turns out I have stomach cancer. I might not reply straight away because I'm not feeling too well, but a reply would be good ASAP."
>"Hey dude, don't worry if you didn't see my last message, but I'm gonna send you another just in case you missed it. I could really use a friend right now"
>"Hey man, I don't know if you've quit or just aren't reading my messages for some reason, but I just want to update you on my health. My cancer is getting worse. I'm undergoing chemotherapy but it doesn't seem to be working. I get it if you don't wanna be friends anymore, but I just want a message back."
>"My cancer is terminal. I'm officially going dying now. Please message back."
>"I don't have long left now. I've decided to stop undergoing chemotherapy. I never made friends easily so I am glad for the time we spent together. Even if you have forgotten me, I still appreciate the time you spent talking to me."
>last online: 7 years ago
>his last message was his real name, location and telephone number
>feel like shit
>can't stop crying
>decide to call number after a few days
>I asked for him and his mom told me he died years ago
>I cry again over the phone
>explain to her that I was his friend on myspace
>she said that he constantly talked about me
>thanked me for being his friend before he died
>mfw
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>>34739197
Sorry for your loss,

Here, take this (you)
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>>34739197
God damn, anon.
Fuck.
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Crazy if true.

Veru sad

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ITT we post things that boost our self confidence

>girl I fucked said my dick is above average
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>>34739188
>fucked a girl
>still posting here
I think you need to leave.
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>>34739188
I was able to have conversations with two qt girls the other day and made them both smile and laugh genuinely
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>>34739188

your mom said she liked my dick better than yours

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>tfw mom just told me i have to move out by next week

I'm a NEET with no money
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>>34739186
What about NEETbux from the government?
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Food more of you fucks deserve to be killed off
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>>34739436
>when you try to be edgy but fail with the first letter you type
Wew I needed this laugh, lad, thanks

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we're all screwed. Just take a look at this pic of the NASDAQ.
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>>34739158
since your using linux that invalidates everything you are trying to say.
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>>34739184
> your

since you can't use grammar that invalidates everything you are trying to say.
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>>34739213
>being this much of a sperg.
lmaooooo ok fag

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>Responding to a thread
>Get a random ban out of nowhere
>It's for posting CP

I've been posting on the same IP and I don't post anything lewd. Did I get hacked?
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Are you on mobile or shared internet? Otherwise it's possible that someone either hacked your wifi or you're a part of a botnet and someone is using your computer as a proxy
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>>34739157
most likely a bug. I get banned from mobile all the time and I rarely even post at all. I just disconnect from wifi or relaunch my browser and it goes away
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>>34739157
Are you on 3g? I was at work in december once on 3g and said I was banned, turns out they just banned verizon users I guess for a bit

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everybody is shilling discord threads so i figured i'd give it a whirl

this is my 'personal' server because i'm lonely and wanted some people to talk to
robot-friendly
roasties get toastied
its comfy ok

no normies ect.

https://discord.gg/fAartrZ
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you're the biggest sperg on this board.
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fartz
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>>34739220
this board is literally full of spergs

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Any other Growers here?

My dick is around 6 1/2" inches in length so I'm gooooooooood when it comes to sex. Never complaints lol.

But fuck dude, being naked around girls when I'm not hard can be so humiliating. I don't like doing it if I'm not doing sexual shit.
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My dick is extremely small when flaccid. It's like an inch. It grows to a bit over 6 inches though when erect. Not impressive length, but it's pretty girthy, never measured it though.
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>>34739061
Take pic of it hard
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>>34739061
Mine can be literally just the tip if I'm cold and taking a shit. Then I get hard and it's almost 6"

Hate it kinda.

Hey everyone, I'm a 20 year old guy and I have a small problem. I have an extremely girly giggle, and it's the only way I can laugh. Maybe it has something to with height and not gender? (I'm 5'0). People condescend me because of it, and call it 'cute' which drives me crazy. I don't know how to describe the laugh other than a feminine giggle. What should i do?
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Do you have a recording of your voice?
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>>34739015
I think I have this dilemma solved, anon. I'm pretty sure that you're actually a hobbit.

I think you should embrace your newfound hobbit identity, and claim "discrimination" when people condescend to you about it. Be proud of the achievements of your people, such as destroying the One Ring and saving Middle Earth from Sauron. Take it up with HR and the courts any time people give you trouble, and eventually you'll even find a girl who wants open-minded points and will be in a relationship with you, though she'll ultimately refuse to marry you. Start the "Hobbit pride" movement. People won't dare make fun of you out of fear of being seen as a bigot.
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>guy
>5'0
You're a girl. Face it.

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>borrow your virgin gf's computer
>open browser and see pic related in one of the tabs
What do?
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>>34738926
Fap. Who wouldn't? That's a juicy piece of manhood
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>>34738926
Take care of her bull's offspring.
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>>34738926
What kind of girls does a guy like that even go for? Supermodels?

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...if she was nice, soft spoken and nice looking?
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>>34738897
why do you care at all
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>>34738897
>black women
>nice, soft spoken and nice looking
Lel
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>>34738897
Yes, but they don't exist in real life.

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