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>>34740963
yes now im transitioning to become a boy

This would make sense.

The only chance a woman has of being a robot is if she has absolutely zero female friends, and hates other women.

Your only choice would be to have all male friends (disgusting) or just be alone all the time.

>>34740963
have you been in lolcow farm?
Women are way toxic that men, the only difference is that they barely express themselves in fear of retaliation.

no one says hi to us

>>34740900
women take slutty pics with lots of makeup and try to fuck as many chads as possible. They use messages from normos and robots to boost their self-esteem, but never do anything with them

There are literally formats you may never heard of regarding potential archetypes worth while by the other sex

>>34740841
stop posting these threads you faggot

>tfw no astraddle gf

>>34740841
>tfw no irredeemably damaged gf to enforce my will upon

>>34740811
If you haven't lost your virginity by 13 your not gonna make it.

27
>tfw 26 and 10 months

>>34740811
Are you <20 and scared of hitting it?
Or are you 20+ and given up on life?

>>34740810
It's partial placebo but placebo can be very powerful.

>>34740810
it's actually healthy for you to cum daily or least several times a week

fap and eat cum > no fap > fap and discard cum

precious bodily fluids and all that

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>>34740779
Delete Snapchat because it's for retarded normies and edgy teenagers

>>34740779
bIock her

"You got a weird ass pimple there"

>>34740759
Just take a break from the game for a bit senpai
also what game?

>>34740759
You just have to git gud and beeeeeeeeee urself :^D

>>34740798
dota of course

I'm 5.5k MMR and some 3.9k shitter fucking killed me with 3 crits in 5 hits with his PA and we lost the game because he made a shitload of memeback gold on it.

Valve has fucking ruined the enjoyment I used to get out of dota pubbing, I don't care if they got rid of the Mexicans, this patch is horrible.

>>34740729
Pic makes me remember all those times robots made me cum with hot phone sex...

Hello m'lady, i am quite intellectual myself, i daresay XD

[low tier bait]

TFW came for Omegle anon and he couldn't even stay hard

If a woman fixes her hair while or shortly after looking at you, she wants to fuck you.

AS A GRIL I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS.
HOWEVER, PONYTAIL MEANS BJ.
CHOKERS IS SUB/BOTTOM
COLLARS ARE FOR LITTLES/PETS
PIGTAILS ARE JUST KINKY

>>34740718
It's a fashion trend started by niggers, which trickled down to all sorts of chicks today who get their fashion cues from Instagram models.

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>Elliot thread
>0 replies

/r9k/ isn't the same anymroe

>>34740685
Yes I did. The amount of typos in it was astounding for a college student.

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>>34740685
yep, originallkallu

Come on bros dont leave me hanging.

>>34740673
what are you getting an associates in

>>34741299
Electronic Media Communications. It's Television, video, and news production.

This just fucking bummed the shit out of me, thanks for the existential crisis op

>consume
>excrete
>rinse/repeat 60+ years

I want even less

>>34740562
>tfw to intelligent to surround myself with pessimistic people irl
>tfw everything seems fun and my friends are always making me happy

>>34740488
>88
Soon, brother...

But more to the point, just hit her up faggot. What have you got to lose? Sometimes I'll just friend request all the women in the suggested column wearing a certain shirt or pick a girl on the chat column at random to be my messenger buddy for the night.

Facebook is like 4chan for girls, they're never not wasting time on it.

>>34740717
Huh, maybe you have a point

>>34740717
don't listen to this guy contacting random girls on 4chan makes you look really creepy and desperate, they will warn all your friends about you and you'll have a reputation as a creeper that will never go away

Unless you're at least 8/10 you won't get away with it

>pussies don't get pussy

>>34740470
>"Republics have always been just a stepping stone to Autocracy"

Saying smart things doesn't make you smart, but accomplishing them does.

>people actually voted for someone who says shit like that
disgusting.

>>34740429
chances are he just wanted to stick his dick in your butt
your totes gay tbhh

>>34740524
shit son this bait was too good
here's that (you) you wanted m8