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taking applications for an online gf 2017-02-09 05:39:19 Post No.34742141
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taking applications for an online gf
Anonymous
2017-02-09 05:39:19
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hey girls im taking applications for my next online girlfriend
bit about me
>was a chad in highschool
>am decent looking
>not a virgin
>better than 99% of robots
>have depression and a soft personality but can fake being alpha when the time calls for it
>white
>leftist, absolutely anti red pill
>christian
>loved jed bush i guess you could call me a jeb head
>runescape addict
tell me a bit about yourself
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>not a virgin
>better than 99% of robots
pick one, scum
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>>34742179
weak dick cuckold
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sorry I would never date a chad or former chad. there is no guarantee you wont relapse into your old self. an actual robot bf would be a safer bet for me
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Social media for self esteem 2017-02-09 05:37:46 Post No.34742111
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Social media for self esteem
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2017-02-09 05:37:46
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Anyone here put their profile/pic on grindr just to get all the attention?
>tfw lots of greetings
>tfw lots of offers on sex/bjs
>tfw unsolicited pictures
Damn, so this is what being a stacey feels like, feels kinda good, especially since you just ignore them all and just pleasantly watch all your inbox rack up,.
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>>34742111
yea I do that. Then I end up deleting it bc its not trashy enough for me.
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>>34742339
how is grindr not the trashiest shit ever?
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>>34742111
so you could milk that like a stacey
just say you wanna go for a date get free food/movies/games have orbiters
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Why does everyone make fun of my penis
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>>34742091
That shit is just wrong
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It's a hammerhead
but it won't ever hammer anything
ha ha
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How did you do on penis Inspection day OP?
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Why don't YOU have a gf?
I don't have one simply due to the fact that my standards are too high and no grill measures up to my pic related waifu. Really stinks. Otherwise i'd have one.
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>>34742087
m-me too
those are my exact reasons also
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>>34742096
G-get your own waifu. She is CLAIMED.
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>>34742087
u-uh... yeah. count me in one that one too. standards too high. right. haha... that's the reason i'm like this.
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>it's a grandma thinks i'm a Chad episode
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>it's a Chad thinks i'm a grandma episode
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>grandma episode Chad a thinks it's I'm a
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>a Chad thinks I'm it's grandma episode
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>that feels when no girlfriend
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>>/r9k/
And that is DEFINITELY not going to be original
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>>34741932
orogjalm. tfw no gf, but too scared to get a gf
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>>34741932
>tfw don't know how to get a gf
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Post weird and interesting facts about yourself or your life.
No bragging, because that shit isn't interesting.
I'll start.
I have a single hair follicle on my lower back that will grow a single blonde hair. It gets up to 2 inches long before I notice it and pull it off. I am asian and have black hair so this is incredibly weird. Also, body hair normally doesn't grow beyond half an inch for me.
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>>34741840
It's your inner Aryan trying to escape.
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>>34741840
>my dad is a murderer
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>>34741840
>I have a single hair follicle on my lower back that will grow a single blonde hair. It gets up to 2 inches long before I notice it and pull it off.
Sounds like Morgellons. You're gonna die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
Is this what the average NEET on r9k is like?
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>>34741832
hit too close man.original
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>>34741832
Serious question, why do British people still exist?
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>>34741832
kek wtf is he her kid?
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How do I get around this shit and find pure wife material against all odds?
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>>34741817
give up on the idea of "purity"
it doesn't exist in this world
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>>34741817
You dont faggot
you need to just start thinking about tight buttholes and making women submitting to your will
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>>34741817
Marry a Mormon.
The catch is, you have join their church first.
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>go out to the local mall for exposure therapy
>after doing ok for half an hour get brain fog
>try to push through it for another half hour but it doesnt go away
>go home
>brain fog immediately lifts
Every damn time. What am I doing wrong?
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I did exposure therapy for 8 months last year. What are you actually doing it for? What is your diagnosis? What are your symptoms in this environment, and what are you trying to reduce or eliminate?
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You are an introvert. You gain your energy from activities within the confines of solitude while you lose your energy when interacting in social situations that involve other people. An extrovert would experience the opposite, being around people such as the local mall would leave them feeling energized, while too much time spent in solitude would leave them with brain fog feeling drained.
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>>34742007
Fuck that shit right off. You get your energy from sleep and food. You're talking about feeling overwhelmed.
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>have driving test tomorrow at 8 a.m.
>can't sleep
>browse /r9k/
Ohh noo
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When I finished my driving test I had hives all over me because I got so nervous.
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>>34741886
Me too, and I also get them when I write exams
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>>34741767
I failed my driving exam twice before passing, and because my dad taught me to drive at 19, I never actually learned most facets of driving properly. I didn't even know what cruise control was or how to activate it for years after getting my license, or where my four way flashers were. I can't maintain my speed to save my life, either.
As a result, I'm a God awful driver who's a danger to both himself and everybody else on the road, despite having driven for years and having over a hundred thousand miles driven. I'm sure you'll be fine, anon. If I could get a license, you can, too.I do try to keep my driving to a minimum these days, at least.
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This place use to offer a deeper connection among its browsers. But I feel it's hardened and normalized in recent years. I miss the tenderness of this board. I need something more.
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get actual friends and stop trying to honestly connect with anonymous people
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>>34741847
Do you really think I would be making this post if I could make friends irl? I come here because I lack the skills to
form proper relationships
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>>34741734
Massive reddit leaks mainly from /pol
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Where do girls poop from? 2017-02-09 05:09:15 Post No.34741617
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Where do girls poop from?
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2017-02-09 05:09:15
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If they pee from their vagina and they use their butt for sex, where do they poop from?
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shit comes out of their mouths
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Girls don't poop
It's why they're always "full of shit"
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anon, i think they secrete it in their sweat
and we all know they only sweat under their boobs so they can only wash it when they take a shower
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oh shit boys.
tomorrow I'm on a 6 hour long bus ride to go visit a girl I met through interpals and have talked to for several months. I've sperged my feels, she hasn't (in a sense, anyways), but we constantly flirt kind of and are always there for each other; talking every day from the moment we wake til the moment we sleep. Copious amounts of alcohol will be consumed, as we both drink to dull the pain of existence. I'm there til Monday.
I'm scared bros, this is gonna be my first intimate contact (well, as close to intimate contact as I've had) with a female. I'm really hoping spending time together irl leads to something, especially since our plans mostly involve drinking, showing each other our favourite movies, and cuddling under blankets. I'm also taking her to a castle I visited as a kid, as a sort've date.
How do I not fuck this up? I'm a khv 26yo neet who can only form relationships via the internet, btw. I don't know how to act in real life.
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>>34741581
Not your blog. Maybe Reddit would be interested.
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Honestly the once or twice i ever pulled my balls out from my vagina and used them i was able to act on rhe girl cause i literally said in my head over and over "fuck it fuck it fuck it"
I mean hey, worked for me, could work for you
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>>34741581
Maybe not the smartest asking other KHV NEETs on the loser board for dating/romantic advice.
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How was life before you found r9k?
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It was pretty shit. I was already an outcast, but at least /r9k/ helped me control my autism.
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I haven't seen this image in years. I always really liked it. Thanks OP.
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>tfw i relate to wojak in this picture