In 2006 were you considered underage b& if you mentioned shows like Hey Arnold, Rugrats, Ren and Stimpy, Doug, or Rocko's modern life? Because every fucking time I mention Spongebob, Fairy Odd Parents, or any cartoon from 10 years ago I'm considered underage b& FUCK
Most posters were underage b& who gives a shit fuck you
>>34743098
i fucked your mom last night BITCH
>>34742810
Spongebob and Fairy Odd Parents went to shit YEARS ago.
Any northeast bros ready for this comfy winter storm? Post feels or comfy pics
Cape Cod reporting in.
about time we got some real snow this winter
im going to be comfy af tomorrow watching the news about all the wagecucks getting in car accidents trying to get to work
>>34742848
>tfw sleeping over at work
Why do women hate me? Do I offend?
>>34742722
I usually like to find out in person
Kinda hard to judge on a shit posting image board wouldnt you say op?
>>34742722
they don't, but you're so sensitive to being ignored by women from having a neglectful mother that it feels like hatred towards you, which is why you relate to elliot since he was in the same situation
>>34742979
This is pretty much spot on
I'll die fucking virgin.
>>34742664
At least you'll die fucking someone...
People here usually don't get to fuck anyone.
>>34742664
>>34742816
put me in the screencap desu family
We'll die alone and virgins together anon :).
Man I fucking love deenz. They taste so great. Holy shit. It's the perfect food.
>>34742574
>deenz
I hate "deenz" almost as much as I hate when people call cucumbers "cucs," you son of a bitch. Why do you do this to me?
deenz nutz
For me it's the go' za', the best of all za's
post neetcore music I'm feeling sad tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQGv8PN-WlI
Eels - Nowadays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6_2E0MF2bY
Nowadays I keep to myself
Everybody else can look some other way
Things I say seem to get me into trouble
That I've been through for too many days
And trouble is a friend of mine
I'd like to leave behind
I like my friends more refined
Carissa's Wierd - Drunk W/ The Only Saints I Know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX_crPKxUuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smqNtBXN5Mc
>fat
>ugly
>super tiny dick
>genetic health problems that would pass down to kids
>body covered in boils
There is nothing positive is there
bumping so I get at least one reply
>body covered in boils
explain yourself
>>34743135
maybe if you stopped posting such stale ass memes someone would reply to you
fem bots are just much more cuter and innocent then normal girls. normal girls are to confident and level headed
how does a chad go about finding a fembot irl
If you're attracted to fembots, you are not a Chad.
The most likely explanation is that you're deluded.
>>34742468
I am also attracted to fembots. Most of them say they're saving for marriage. I like a challenge.
>>34742468
i actually am a chad though. i had girls chasing me all through highschool. lost me virginity at 14 and was popular at every school i went to. have had multiple normal gfs. i just prefer fem bots
My wife has been out to the grocery store. We only have one car and I was using it. When I got home I found this autistic letter on the toilet seat. She wants me to get back in my car and try to find her. My two kids are with her. They are only 5 and 4. Should I file a divorce and start over
>>34742432
If you want your kids to be robots you should file for divorce.
What could she possibly mean by that letter? What's her endgame?
>>34742432
retard stop being a cuck and get your wife and kids
my get says so
>boss just walked into work completely drunk
Why won't senpai fill my boipussi with his drunken dick instead of flirting with my normie girl co-worker, why does my boss have shit taste
>>34742418
Anyone who calls their asshole a boipussy is someone best to avoid.
What is your boss like?
>>34742436
agreed. the correct term for that would be boipucci.
Called my local LDS center about converting. The missionary called me back half an hour later.
"Hello"
"Hi, who is this?"
"This is the Mormon missionary."
"Right. (I have caller ID) What is your name?"
"Oh... I'm Elder ____"
WTF?
>>34742343
Elder is a title of one of the Priesthood Quorums in the church.
All missionary join the Elders Quorum before going out on their mission. The church then gives them that title for the years they serve.
>calling somebody and just saying "Hello" when they answer the phone
kek, he might just be new and never did much formal or polite phone training- like my dad would have boxed my fucking ears in when I was a kid if I answered the phone or made a call like a goober but nowadays phones are personal rather than communal, I wouldn't be surprised if basic phone etiquette has died off.
>>34742399
I got that.
Maybe it's just me. My point is, don't you usually tell people your name when you call them?
"Hi, my name is Elder _____. I am a Mormon missionary, returning your call."
dubs decides what I put
>>34742316
"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
check em
>took a fucking photo of your screen
also
>>>/b/
I do origami
Is high school the ultimate hell for robots ?
>forced to wake up at 6 AM just so I can be ready for school by 7 AM
>ride to school on uncomfortable bus seats
>7 periods a day of bullshit information that you don't care for and don't rememberSure there are subjects everyone enjoyed but there's a much better environment to learn them in besides this hell.
>have to deal with Chad, Stacy, and all sorts of retarded normies all day everyday
>underqualified "teachers" attempt to teach you muh common core material which they don't know anything about
>standardized tests have absolutely nothing to do with real world jobs
>too tired to learn or understand anything from getting up so early
>hungry but the food tastes like cooked cardboard and is overpriced
>uncomfortable plastic chairs, which you're sitting in for 7 hours every dayunless you have gym, which was also shit
I don't imagine hell as a forever burning lake of fire, but rather as spending eternity in the shithole that was my high school. I swear I still have PTSD.
>>34742311
>Highschool
>PTSD
quit being a pussy faggot
I know I made a thread with this story, but fuck it.
>Junior year in my English class
>teacher has a very special assignment (she has been teasing this for a while.)
>she turns on her projector and the browser was littered with tabs that are from reddit
>Each of these tabs are filled with situational/related memes.
>Our assignment was to use our phones and find the best memes
>1st prize gets to bring a movie to watch for the whole class.
>mfw all I hear was shitty memes for 1.5 hours. (Block schedule due to test)
>mfw the movie that she picked was Justin Bieber: "Never Say Never". I can't make this shit up.
Fuck high school.
>>34742311
r9k is filled with pussies and we can't save it anymorr
Do any neets here live on there own?
can you live on neetbucks by yourself if you own a house?
>>34742219
They live off the government, but since Trump is in office, they are now scared
>>34742219
bump cmon guys help a fellow neet out
yes. I live alone, in a government appointed apartment (filled with niggers and white trash unfortunately) but they pay for my rent, power, etc and give me $240 a week.
feels good.
When was the last time a woman made you feel bad about yourself?
I don't remember, since they never talk to me
>>34742157
My mom makes me feel bad about myself at least a few times a week, if that counts. Mostly about my lack of employment.
>>34742157
This is a non sequitur op