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2006-era oldfag 4channer here.
I've dated femanons, I've hooked up with femanons, I could give you a thousand and one anecdotes about my experiences with them/you girls, needless to say there was a lot of excitement and heartbreak in equal measure.
Anyway, I don't want to get bogged down being a raconteur. So I'll give it to you straight: If you're a girl on this board, you really need to consider leaving for your own good. Most of us anons aren't decent romantic partners, we're neophiliacs obsessed by novelty, we're sexual degenerates who will ask you to do unimaginably lewd stuff in bed and we're grumpy and often mean when we're angry.
I'm saying this for your own good fembots. If you want to be happy, just leave /r9k/ and 4chan in general. Please. Look at how many girls this place has chewed up and spat out, and those are only the most notable ones who had pics and logs posted, there are dozens more for every one of them, and I've been involved with a good number of them.
Have some self-respect. Find awhitehusband, settle down and have kids. There's no hope for us robots. We're broken men, even if we're sexually successful.
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Speak for yourself, fag. The only reason "fembots" should leave is because there is no such thing and therefore they need to stop pretending and being a plague on this board.
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>>34746195
Everyone on this board is trash desu, pissing in a sea of piss etc
Basically, it doesn't matter
You're not saving anyone OP
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>>34746195
>thinking you (a sexual degenerate) and your mentally ill whores represent all of 4chan
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Why don't women ever fall for their (Chad) sons?
They're essentially a younger version of their father, or at the very least have traits.
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>>34746165
Because this isn't soviet russian
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>>34746165
You think they don't?
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They do. My mom says creepy shit to me all the fucking time now that she divorced my dad and he fucked off.
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is there anything more delightful in this world than a girl's butt?
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a girl's love
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>>34746104
butts > love
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Nope. It's a e s t h e t i c.
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>Have deep conversation with someone sharing personal thoughts, feelings, memories, etc with them
>Feels good to share and talk about shit
>Later feel disgusted and embarrassed, regret sharing any detail with people and wish you could take it all back and make them not remember
Every time. Does anyone else do this? What's wrong with me?
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not sure why but i always do this. i feel so exposed afterwards i hate it.
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>>34746076
Do you realize that you don't actually like them as a person? Do you feel like you changed their perception of you? I don't understand.
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>>34746076
hate this aswell because at some point during and then for a while after the conversation it just feels like they were trying to beat information out of me to use against me at some point
opening up is a mistake unless you're in some long term relationship
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Lol is this true? Why do asian "men" have such tiny dicks?
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>>34746055
Parts of it may or may not be true, the congo part is known to be self reported
Asians are short so its probably to scale
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>>34746098
There is only a small correlation between height and penis size
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>>34746055
>GLOBAL AVERAGE
>only two countries above it
ye
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ITT: post your fetishes and have other anons judge you for it
>Breast expansion
>Transformation
>Huge boobs
>Lactation
>Growth
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futa on shota
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>>34746033
>femdom
>c-cuckold
>pale redhead girls
The first two, I've got them since I visit r9k, I don't feel like myself anymore
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>>34746166
First two, mommy issues?
last one, pretty fuckin neato bro
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>Is mad because girls only want CHAD
>only wants STACY
really makes you think
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Robots don't want Stacy.
Robots want an attractive girl who shares there interest, and most robots want a girl who is a permavirgin whose never seen a dick before.
That is a far cry from Stacy.
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men are attracted to all kinds of women
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>>34746009
>Robots want an attractive girl
hmm
STOP MAKING FUN OF SHORT PEOPLE. ITS NOT NICE
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fuck up manlet
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>>34745911
Short people are oppressed.
They're always getting overlooked.
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>>34745911
can't make fun of short people, can't make fun of blacks, can't make fun of gays, can't make fun of muslims
where does it end
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How do I stop collecting stuff on my hard drive?
I plan to get rid of my computer when i get a better phone and maybe a console.
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>>34745888
Self-Control? I don't know what else to tell ya.
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>>34745888
Some fucking willpower would be a good start, anon
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>>34745888
Just remember that formatting hdd or deleting files doesn't completely delete them.
You can restore them with Recuva or similar software.
If you want to delete your files permanently, wipe your hdd a few times. There should be a software for this.
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>Arthur Lanesworth, 45, was sentenced to death by the state of Texas on August 27, 2016. His crime? Killing two during a convenience store robbery. It took the jury only nine minutes to return a guilty verdict
>When asked by the prison if he had any special requests, Mr. Lanesworth made American history
>He asked for a Japanese sword (a "tanto") and an instructional manual regarding how to commit Japanese ritual suicide ("seppuku")
>"I'm not Japanese or anything. I just thought it would be more interesting than lethal injection."
>The prison agreed, and specially flew in an authentic hand-crafted sword from Tokyo for 900 dollars. But when the Warden put in a special request to contract an expert in ritual suicide from Japan to teach Mr. Lanesworth how to actually vivisect himself, the state became aware of the unusual request
>"The United States does not recognize honor suicide as a valid method of capital punishment," said Rebecca Pawn, a Texan attorney. "The death penalty must be carried out by an professional state-appointed executioner, not by anyone else."
>Lanesworth's own lawyer has vowed to appeal the decision. In the meantime, W.J. Estelle Unit (the prison) has stored the samurai sword in the prison armory.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/07/us/texas-sword-suicide-request/
How would you want to kill yourself?
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>>34745867
Nice story anon.
Well, I don't want to kill myself yet, I'm only 18, finishing HS, hope in college it gets somehow better. I'm poor as hell so I don't know.
Happy lurking anon bros!
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>>34745867
I'm not going to, also not going to let anyone else kill me.
See how that turns out
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>>34745867
in glorious battle
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Hi my name's Soph! How are you boys doing this evening?
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>>34745715
It's 2 in the morning you cunt
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>>34745725
Not in Australia matey!
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>>34745734
Well how's it going down under? Fuck any kangaroos lately?
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Is there a worse curse than being circumcised (Besides being a manlet)?
>One chance at life
>Retarded parents had me mutilated by kikes because ignorant American "culture"
>Dry desensitized dick
>Try to jerk off
>Little pleasure, barely any skin to jerk off with
>Can't cum after jerking off the entire porn video
>Dick gets sore
>Get frustrated
Try again and again every few hours until I finally have a weak orgasm
>Try the leddit foreskin restoration meme every day for 6 months with little progress
>Has barely helped and I need to have at least another year of progress of tugging on my dick every day to get a faux foreskin
JUST fucking kill me, thanks a fucking lot kikes and roasties.
>Uncut dicks are gross!
Fuck you selfish whores, because of people like you I've lost thousands of nerve endings I'll never get back. I've been stripped and deprived of my natural right to true sexual pleasure. Infant mutilation is equal to rape or worse. Did you know that studies show the trauma it causes to a newborn increases the risks of developing autism? Why do you think so many of us browse this board?
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>circumcised when i was like 5
>still have suture scarring (holes) around my dick
>was supposed to get a touch up surgery but never did
>have to live with this shit for the rest of my life
no girl would ever want this mutilated cock
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>>34745691
>be american
>life is over because i can't jack off
I don't think that's where your parents fucked up desu senpai
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>>34745691
Please share a link to your resources for restoration.
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This board made me a lesbian
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And now I don't know what the hell to do with my life. Are there any gay fembots here? Have any of you realized that boys will do nothing but harm yet?
Maybe I was always gay and you faggots just made me realize it more. I can't even force myself to feel attraction towards something that isn't pretty and smells nice anymore. Even girls (male) don't do it for me. Wtf do I do now?
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>>34745644
> made me a lesbian
> made me
only the men on /r9k/ could manage something like that
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Lesbians can't really satisfy each other sexually in the same way men can satisfy a woman.
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>>34745644
hi do you want to play some games or watch movies or anime together? we can just talk also, I don't mind
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>roastie is in a relationship
>gets drunk
>bf fucks her
>labels it "rape"
>makes a drama out of it
Why do women dislike having sex?
http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/08/rape-victim-bravely-shares-a-stage-with-her-attacker-to-share-their-story-6434179/
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>>34745643
it's not that they dislike having sex. they just like the attention and sympathy they receive for being a 'helpless victim', even when they're clearly not.
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>>34745657
Biggest irony is that she literally uses her "rape" story to sell herself.
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>>34745657
They like the power it gives them.
Rape is worse than murder precisely because of this. They'd rather be dead than have a man get for free what they're trying to sell so very expensively, because they have no other value.
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Would you date an autistic man?
Pic unrelated
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>>34745533
I spent 5 years with an autistic man. So many pros and cons. It absolutely destroyed me when I finally realized that he was never going to change because he couldn't understand the values of a healthy relationship well enough to want to change.
It's been 6 months and I'm still pretty wrecked over it.
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If we were compatible and I was interested in him, then sure.
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>>34745573
What he do to you if you don't mind me asking?
Also is there still hope for more getting a girlfriend?