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typical normie response

yes i know this is a bait post but ive gotten the huuur anon must be gay/insane thing before

same shit different day.

belongs in the pile labeled "dumb shit low IQ people have cognitive dissonance over"

>>34748960
>he pronounces it "mig-tow"

>>34748944
>I'm fucking white!

Every time.

I can never take /pol/ seriously after that shia thing

they're such cringey ugly autist losers

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>l date Mark because he's sweet and caring

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>>34748834
Is that a cartoon?

Original

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this episode of yugioh really fucked me up as a kid. it was probably the first time i masturbated too. the whole plot was this fat old man, inside of a penguins body, was trying to steal tea's teenaged girl body. genderbending is pretty hot.

>>34749028
If you mean Chinese cartoon then yes

>>34748808
why is this guy always angry?

>>34748808
That so easy to say when you're not living your life in permanent discomfort and pain, knowing that it will never get better.

stop believing the mayne streem meteor

>>34748805
>Go to the bathroom or any room with a mirror
>Turn the light on
>Point picture at your reflection
>Smile
>Take picture

And you're good!

>>34748824
I don't know how to smile on command. If I try it will look extremely creepy or autistic.

>>34748805
Maybe you are bad at taking pictures or not very photogenic. I know people in real life who are very attractive but can't take a picture to save thier lives. I know this one guy. He's like a 6/10

His pictures are fucking horrible. He's just got a face that looks way better in motion rather than just still images from only one angle.

Holy shit. You fucked up so badly. Pretty sure this is fake, but Christ.

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>>34748674

holy shit is this real

OP you are so fucked

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This better be fake, if not; unironically consider suicide.

>>34748644
I would get a cat or a dog, but I have a tendency to get shitty and spiteful to those close to me, and would hate to become an animal abuser

Im thinking dog but cats seem more cool. Don't know if I would like to go out with the dog twize a day.

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The black one is a cunt sometimes but they're nice

>>34748583
Fucking attention whore who looks like the female version of Ethan from H3H3 productions thinks she's special. Stupid jew looking bitch.

why do people feel the need to complain about it/give them attention? you're part of the problem. ignore and move on

>>34748583
They don't you dumb fuck, you only notice the ones who do. You have to be a 70 IQ nigger not to understand this.

videos such as these make me very comfortable

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA/videos

When there is no one at home. Or at my neighbors, because I can hear them through the fucking door.

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>>34748545
This nearly infinite freedom makes me comfy.

Nah. You're just desensitized.

>>34748534
I know the feel bro.
I don't know how to fix it though.

>>34748669

Desensitized for 10 years?
Maybe porn is too fake for some weirdos. You can get tricked in the begging, but after that you get bored of watching some random fuckers on your monitor. It's not even close to the real deal of you doing it (I assume).

Join the army, who knows, you might get lucky and die.

Failing that you have access to firearms

I was in a similar bind so I joined the National Guard. Huge mistake.

Go big or go homeless.

read this story on 4chins once

>anon is NEET at 20
>his father walks into his room and pulls out a coin
>"okay anon you gotta work. if this coin lands on tails, you'll become a fireman. if it lands on heads, you'll become a police officer"
>his dad flipped the coin and it landed on tails, so anon became a fireman

tru stori

why not just use a voice modulator? they work far better female-to-male than male-to-female, you're lucky

>>34748515
2dumb to do that. Do you recommend one? I just want to be able to talk freely without having to technologically change my voice.

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>>34748506
>I want to an hero.

PLEASE DO

but obviously u wont because u just came here for the attention u stupid roastie, now go away

>>34748503
Nobody likes actual robots, just the trendy people who pretend to be "introverts".

>>34748518
But is that genuinely what normies think a robot is

Do they even know how actual robots live

>>34748536
Yes, but they'd kill themselves if they had to admit that this is what their society has created so they mentally suppress it.

>>34748486
We don't. We get treated the same way by white girls as everyone else if we aren't an alpha Jamal. I really wish this meme would die.

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>>34748486
Why burn him? I know he deserves punishment, perhaps even death but burning alive seems really painful and extreme for a simple theft, just fucking smash his head or something if you want to kill him, no need to make someone suffer this much.

>>34748544
nigger IQ is so low there's no moral paradigm to follow, its literally anarchy and devoid of law and order, like those starbucks socialist ANtifa faggots wish for.

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Better embrace the fact than being disillusion

>>34748481
Fucking kill me. These feels were not meant for mortal men.

I already have...

...originally, of course.