>tfw the universe is my will
>tfw everything is will to power - and nothing besides
>>34750118
HAHA joke's on you, the universe is MY will!
Now kill yourself.
>>34750385
>will
>to power
Pick one
i'm bored post trashy bitches from facebook
>>34750082
Dont have but jesus those people are dumb never had a facebook
>>34750082
Why are people so dumb with social media in 2017? You'd think they'd wiser up after a complete decade of it being around.
This woman will never be able to get a respectable job because of this, but who am I kidding she probably didn't even graduate high school
>>34750159
Whats with them saying shyt instead of shit i dont get it
*blocks your path*
What do?
>>34749999
Check those fat quads.
>>34749999
>>34750011
*checks those fat doubles and obese quads while I suck a big black dick*
Call his mommy, and say "No tendies for the big man."
That will send him crying.
>tfw parents send me to work to a supermarket
>female coworkers trying to talk with me
they have boyfriend, whats the purpose of talk to a girl if i know i wont fuck with them?
they know im a beta virgin kissless i think
>>34749974
>they have boyfriend, whats the purpose of talk to a girl if i know i wont fuck with them?
To socialize?
>>34750689
To get better at it so you can eventually get in a girls ass?
>>34750766
Get some lifts at the shoe store
Hey guys, my period started and I'm in an artsy mood. What should I craft or draw?
Do you have tips on how to draw with blood? I can't make proper lines or make different shades of red, it's inconvenient.
>>34749935
>huehuehue /r9k/ will never suspect I'm a prepubescent boy with a nosebleed
Kill yourself.
0/10 b8
Fuck off, just fuck off
oregano
>>34750020
no anon my mommy said I can't get princess points if I lie
Why the *BEEP* do Americans insist on complaining about property prices when houses are so cheap in the US?
Pic related: in my country, this would cost a minimum of $140,000 regardless of location.
Homes this cheap are trashs, I mean that literally. They're meant for the buyer to demolish the house and build a new one on the lot. In some cases the new house is then sold for a profit.
>>34749918
Wow, if I lived in West Virginia I'd buy that up right now.
But that's a cherry picked example, our houses are pretty expensive.
Because WV (and other cheap areas) might as well be another country to Americans.
Get on omegle guys
The r9k tags of course
how do i know this isnt a scam
What are the tags?
t. Newfag
>>34750110
it is a proven scam. op is a roastie looking for orbiters to give her money and buy her makeup.
>be me
>somehow manage to get gf
>gf likes buying me those funko pop figures
>whatevs, they're cute, I'll just put em on my desk
>post in a battlestation thread
>people call me out for having funko pops
>feel like a dumbass
>gf walks in when I'm in the middle of throwing them all in the bin
>bewildered, she asks why I'm throwing them away
>told her it's because they're "shit-tier"
>I actually said "shit-tier" with my IRL human mouth to another human being
>>34749813
You're an asshole.
Apologize to her
>>34749813
What the actual hell anon. Go say sorry right now
>>34749813
Apologize, but don't lie. Give her some flowers and apologize for handling it in a bad way, but you never want to see those goddamn funko pops ever again.
Enjoying my morning coffee while admiring the blizzard
What are you feeling?
feeling great myself.
Good morning to you, Don!
The butterfly effect is a shit.
>>34749807
we shall survive against these harsh elements together my brother
Just chatting on kageshi before i go to sleep
Its raining outside
I am very comfy
Hey uncle anon, how do I get girls?
>>34749765
you just gotta be yourself man, trust me :^)
You don't
Origanello
Just be a bee
How many of you have literally done nothing with your life so far?
I'm in my 20s and have never had a job, a hobby, am not bacheloring in anything, all I do the whole day is waste my time on imageboards.
>>34749722
the only thing ive done is transitioned and ive done an ok job at that
otherwise yeah ive achieved absolutely nothing, had to leave school because I was gonna kill self in that environment due to the social aspects of it etc.
>>34749722
I had one job. I then kinda just did fuck all for 4 years after highschool. now i have a fiance. Life comes at you fast.
>>34749722
27 here, fucked my life up at 18 by going to prison.
Don't let that mindset get you stuck in a rut because it's a bitch to get out of. If you've ever heard of the "Crabs in a Bucket" analogy that's pretty much what you're doing to yourself. If I can make even something remotely worthwhile of myself, there's no reason you can't except by putting yourself down.
If you want something engaging, try applying for a janitorial position somewhere. Having work forces you to interact with people and you might hate most of them but you could also find people you get along with. Not only that but it gets you moving, is really easy and starts getting you to rely on yourself more.
How badly did I fuck up? Should I just kill myself? I'm pretty sure she's repulsed by me.
>>34749685
Just off yourself asap friendo
>>34749685
I know this is bait but what kind of fucking autist would think this actually works?
>>34749706
You don't think that I already want to?
If diamond is the hardest metal why don't we make bulletproof vests out of it?
Because it's way too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs 15 grams.
I'm guessing they would be too expensive and heavy.
Because it shatters easily and because it would be ridiculously expensive for how stupid and impractical it is
Robot vidya. What are the best gaves for robots? I love hoi4.
going by earlier threads, half life 1 is a popular robot game
>>34749620
>the Italians aren't even in the picture
oh my sides.
Paradox games are really comfy in general. Dwarf Fortress is another perfect robot vidya
Are we more beautiful because we are broken?
>>34749568
We're not broken, we're not even used.
>>34749568
Definetly more interesting than someone that is not. Of course, beauty is subjective.
reddit-tier "motivational" crap