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>normals have shit taste
>normals read shitty fic mostly because other normals read it too
>normals are shitty in general

Gee anon, some real groundbreaking discoveries ITT.

>>34750873
fpbp

also, for a book to become a sensation only like 0.1% of people need to buy it

>>34750590

>book is about a rich guy doing BDSM acts on a woman
>book is about a rich guy
>rich guy

No secret here. Nothing new here folks! Move along.

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>first line in a movie
>it has a semi-colon in it

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>final scene of the movie
>the beta gets the girl

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>>34750635

>final scene
>beta finds his crush making out with Chad

>>34750567
a containment trap board

>>34750567
a plebit board for all fucking normies so they can leave

/cuteboys/
/traps/

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>>34750542
Happy birthday anon
I'd say things will get better but I don't want to lie

>>34750542
Happy birthday anon-san.
How are your magic powers?

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>>34750542
Why would you want to die? Your strength of mind far surpasses your average peers, those worshippers of the pleasures of the flesh.

I've heard that guys that go bald earlier have more testosterone than other guys, though, so at least you're probably a good lay

>>34750561
False, our hair is just more sensitive to DHT.

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>>34750514
Quit bitching OP they're giving you solid advice.
Just look like a celebrity.

Come on faggots, help me out.

I think my chances are pretty good.

Be Chad in middle aged form.

Say you want her to be your mommy and want to suckle on her nipples

But that's a child.

>>34750495
excuse me, they're called lolis. respect their pronouns bitch!

>>34750495
She is legal here for already 2 years

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>>34750454
This boss is very generous.

When I was a wagecuck I wish I got that amount of time.

>>34750454
Hi there, NEET. I'm actually on my lunch break right now and it's going pretty well. It's only 60 minutes, though.

>>34750372
>Is it gay to suck a dick if a girl forced you to do it?
Not sure but this is my fetish

Sucking dick is straight as long as you say no homo after you swallow. Only faggots spit.

its not gay as long as you crossdress while you do it

>>34750343
Y so late?

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>>34750343
My dad is a self employed graphic designer who works from home on his own terms and he make $150,000+/year.

>>34750343
Who pays for your tendies and electricity?

>>34750317
because you refuse to either at least try to do something about it or accept your current lifestyle

Personally I've accepted my life as a 5/10 chubby introvert with little to no social skills outside of talking to the few friends I have

>>34750557

fuck OFF faggot its not my fucking fault when healthy food is fucking expensive you stupid FUCK

>>34750317
>Why does Chas get I be 6'3'' with a good job and a fat 7'' cock w

Who's that?

>>34750171
I smoked 5-6 cigs a day coupled with weed just because I wanted to get that nicotine rush. Haven't smoked since Monday and don't plan on smoking till tomorrow.

>IMG_ filename
iOS POSTERS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH

I want to stomp on that face

it's so faggy and annoying

Goodbye anon, i hope you are happy now and always.

>>34750154
if this is what you really want then i wish you luck. sorry life has been so shit for you anon

I'm feeling the same feel right now. Severe illness is making my life hell, but won't kill me, I'm contemplating if and how to end it.

>>34750141
Stop trying to be popular. You will never be popular in school. School is honestly the biggest crock of shit and you know this. Stop trying to "fit in". That shit isn't for you.
Okay, this is the most important thing. ASSERT YOURSELF. BE ASSERTIVE. Stand up for yourself, dammit. Nobody is going to stand up for you. You need to do it yourself. Tell Lucy to fuck off, and actually follow through - stop talking to her. Stop being a clingy little bitch to your friends; they don't want to hear it. When Josue makes fun of you for things he doesn't even know about you, punch back with some of the dirt you actually have on him. No, don't try to gossip about him to the popular kids; the popular kids don't like you. I mean just flat-out say it to his face. And don't complain either. If he tries to come at you more, get up and leave. And don't come back.
Kid. You need to do some introspection. They are not laughing with you. They are laughing at you. Basically everyone at this point is laughing at you. Tell your parents everything that's happening. Don't cry about it. Tell them, honestly, about all the bullshit that's going on, and if they don't want to hear it, that's their problem.
Honestly, I doubt you'll listen to any of this. You don't really listen to anyone. That's something you need to do. No, don't take it in, but just - listen. Listen to what everyone around you is saying. Use that shit to your advantage.
I am your best friend. Because I am you.
So man the fuck up, do some heavy introspection, stop with the suicide bullshit, and never, ever, ever talk to Colin again. You got that?
Good.

Cont...

>>34750158
Listen. Shit isn't gonna get much better. You will get a girlfriend soon - I know that's what you've always wanted, so you have that to look forward to. She's actually gonna be attractive, too, not an ugly little thumb like Lucy. She will love you to an obsessive extent, so take advantage of that. By the way, another thing you need to know is not to take things people say at face value. When she tells you to back off, that's when you most need to stand up and call her out. Also, don't ask if you can kiss her. That shit is the gayest fucking thing you can do. Just kiss her. And while your at it, lose your virginity to her. Get that shit out of the way.
But yeah, apart from the whole girlfriend thing, shit isn't really gonna get much better - at least, not in school. You will never be popular, you will never truly be accepted by your classmates. You're gonna end up at a boarding school like your dad's always been threatening, and it's gonna suck. But you're gonna grow there - that is, if you somehow fuck up and still end up going even after everything I've warned you about.
I've given you all the advice I can give. Good luck.

Sincerely,
Future You


P.S. Daniella never liked you, either. Tell her firmly to give back all the fucking money you leant her. She's not gonna bone you just cuz you give her money, jesus christ.

Dear me,

It doesn't get better any time soon.

Buy a helium tank for an exit bag while they're still not mixed with too much oxygen and kill yourself.

t. You

>>34750137
>talked for hours

kek. this is exactly why

>>34750164
this
if shes talking it's just because she wants to talk
if she wanted to ever meet you she would of
ghosting just means she was using you as an orbiter to chat with until she found chad

You must be either good looking or assertive or both for them to hold interest in you.