Who else has experienced /starving mode/ here?
I've had this fucking KILLING Canker Sore (5 actually) and I can't fucking eat. I have not eaten LITERALLY anything since yesterday. It doesn't actually feel that bad. I still drink Gatorade through a straw. How do I keep on like this without actually becoming anemic?
What the fuck you got 5 of them see a doctor what the hell
>>39063585
>What the fuck you got 5 of them see a doctor what the hell
And what the fuck is he going to do? My mom already bought like 6 medicines from the drugstore but it hasn't cured a thing. What the fuck is that fucking dentist I hate gonna do? I' d rather bear the pain and starve
Something is really wrong with your diet if you have 5 of these things.
Also not eating is not healthy.
You mainly lose muscle mass, and your metabolism goes to shit.
>go out for first time in months
>see many niggers and brown skinned people
>also muslim women with their disgusting dresses that cover 99% of their body
>want to scream at them and having fantasies about killing them
You realize that you're the problem, and they're just lovely happy people you have irrational hatred for thanks to brainwashing, right?
>>39063501
They were yelling in their languages and being annoying just wearing their ugly clothes that cover up most of their bodies.
>>39063501
You're brainwashed by cultural marxism. Enjoy your enrichment, meanwhile i'll be comfy over here in kawaii :) Haha faggot
post up your qties, robros
>>39062940
post template(s)
>>39062964
what is google. here just snap it on to some white background in mspaint or whatever and go edit
I made a similiar gf once
Well I'm finally gonna lose my virginity the worst way possible. I'm meeting a land whale from tinder to hook up next week. My pride is already shattered. I'm never gonna lose it to an attractive girl anyway so I'm just getting it over with
>>39062892
if thats the only girl you can get maybe its for the best
good luck anon
>>39062892
aim for the stars my dude. Don't settle
>>39062892
Just hire a good looking prostitute
>Cousin confiscated the cum contraption
Am I completely fucked now?
>dad denied me of my derogatory dildo designs
>son sunk the sebum siphon
Well, its been nice knowing you lads
>dad found the trap porn
:D lol that was awkard looks like no internet for a week bye guys
draw yrself thread
das me
blumlp
sorry i can only draw animu (sorta)
>>39062806
How is this in comparison to how cute you are irl
>Anon, come here for a bit, stand next to my little sister, just like that...Haha I told you he is even shorter than you, this is so funny!
>Anon, why are you so short?
>>39062331
>Why are you so short?
>Why are you so quiet?
>Why are you so awkward?
>Why don't you have a gf?
>What do you do all day?
>Who do you like? (As if I'd ever tell you)
Why can't normies leave you alone? Why do they have to rub it in your face?
>>39062459
>Haha, Anon is so funny! Jump as high as you can Anon, let's see if you reach little Stacy's height that way, haha!
>>39062331
Bitch I'm 6'2, I'd grab them both by the pussy and bend them over.
General wagecucking thread
Retail and fast food bros get in here and share your feels as these ones get bonus yous
>working morning shift at MC cuck
>Teenager walks in and asks for 2 double cheeseburgers
>it's 9.15
>"I'm sorry it's only breakfast untill 10.30
>"What...I want two double cheeses"
>repeat myself again
>States are me for a while like I've told him we don't serve food or something
>he looks utterly confused and pissed off as he walks away.
Has anyone ever worked at a cellphone store? I think it'll be better than a clothing retail store because most of the time you can work alone, and you get commission pay.
Nobodies making you stay at Mcdonalds you retard, theres a million blue collar jobs out there for young teens. Fucking talk to your granddad, he likely knows tons of people who'll take on apprentices.
>>39062065
Not OP, but
>tfw 30 and working nights at McDonalds.
I live in an ex-miner town. There are no jobs here and I'm too much of a fuck up to get a proper career.
Half the staff on nights are my age.
CENSORED porn. You know the drill.
This is the best one. Pure kino.
>>39061559
Pretty good but it would work a lot better if i could actually avoid nudity for long lengths of time. Kinda impossible on this site
>>39062138
i don't expect plebians to understand
I date you to post a better "virgin vs Chad" meme.
You simply cannot top this one. This is the peak of all virgin/Chad memes.
Your metameme is no match for my parameme
wOAH its really good how do i make one of these?
>>39061521
Be creative and try to make these virgin one somewhat relatable
Can the American education be saved and how can it be saved?
By not being run by the government.
>>39061215
Why would the ruling elite want to educate their slave force?
Well it would require catastrophic violence and revolution to make the changes you are talking about
>>39061254
Bloodshed is always necessary for change. I dont think it can be avoided.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>tfw completely fine
Well this was entertaining I guess.
Well what does this mean exactly
fugge
ITT: things that instantly make you think the person is a retard that don't deserve your respect
>i'm a vegan
>i have a religion
>i'm left wing
>i study art/humanities
>i like apple products
>>39060090
I believe in ghosts
I liked Bernie sanders
>hurr durr I don't like how mommy made me go to church on Sundays
>hurr durr respect should be based off of inconsequential charecter traits rather than actions
Maybe this is why you robots have poor social skills.
>i play league of legends
>i play on consoles
What's your most autistic hobby?
>>39059589
Trashing public bathrooms of people i dont like in hotels n shit if i dont like the owner i trash it thats why i always carry a mini multitool last time i stole a sink
Probably divination and making custom rune sets
I make really detailed silly custom wrestlers in WWE games and watch them fight, alone
"Nothin' like a little job-hunting to get the week started. Turn that frown upside down, Champ. Champ, you've spent the last three years doing nothing. You've gotta start thinking about your future, Champ. And there's no better way to get started than by getting a job. Your mother and I drive you around town to apply because we care, and no one else will. You're smart and talented, but you just need a kick in the butt to get you going."
"Now that all those kids are heading back to school, it should be easier for you to walk in and find work. Whaddya mean you'd rather go back with them so you can spend the downtime with your "way-foo" on "Fortune Cookie Channel?" How 'bout we head to the first of four stops we're making this morning? I'll drive you around town to look for a job, and we won't turn back until someone hires you on the spot. It's simply a matter of crawling outta that thick shell of yours, walking into the store to speak with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you'll the best hire they've ever made. It's that simple, Champ."
>>39059504
Stop making these threads. My father is an old style kind of guy. Respect to him he's had it hard with my family, really beat down over the years, but he insists on social connections for getting jobs in major corporations, like "I know a guy at church who could put in a good word for you" when in reality, its "Have X experience Y references Z degree and we'll think about it". I don't know how to tell him but thankfully enough I don't have to anymore considering we don't live together. I miss him but OP
Stop making these threads.
>*uses your resume as a coaster*
>>39059504
>you've spent the last three years doing nothing
Make that 10. Also fuck you old cunt, I ain't getting a job.