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The rules on this board clearly state "Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted."

Yet the normie scum that invade this board continue to fail to abide by this rule. We know most normies don't have an original thought in their head, but this is OUR BOARD. Let's take it back.

If you see "origarino! xD" / "Original Post" / "Oregano" or any of that stupid shit at the end of a post, please do us all a favor and report it. It takes 2 seconds (just click the > arrow next to the post number and hit 'report' for rule violation).
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What about a post about pizza and how much one likes oregano?
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Good idea anon

Original

HAha I bet you didn't see that coming
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That's a good idea, Anon.

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A lot of people on here talk about being KHHVs but who else goes beyond that

>have had so little contact with females they practically seem like aliens to me

>never had a female friend

>never had a real conversation with a gril

>don't even really know my mom that well even though I've lived with her for over two decades, never formed much of a relationship with her like Chad older brother did, but I just know that I don't like her
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>I just know that I don't like her
Interesting. Are they simply alien or are they hated?
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>>34751372
Women in general? Mostly they just seem alien to me. Some of the ones that I knew in school I hated.
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>>34751388
Fair enough. That I can understand.
Sometimes I'm not sure if other people even can have real conversations. Please no schizo.

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What's the secret of BWWM couples? Why they have a lower divorce rate, a lower rate of father absence, a higher-than-average income? Why they seem so fucking happy?
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Because Black Women are the men in those relationships.
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>>34751087
>Why they have a lower divorce rate
They dont (see chart)

>a lower rate of father absence, a higher-than-average income?
Everything else is correct although Asian men + White women (AMWF) have the highest incomes for interracial couples
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>>34751112
t. r/asianmascuilinity

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>kid waltzes in late
>beats by area headphones
>snapback
>unlaced boots

These faggots need to be shot.
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Fuck off back to /fa/

Alkuperainen postaus jumalauta
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>>beats by area
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WTF is beats by area? Is that the imitation beats by Dre

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Black womem are stupid and loud but they are generally great at sex.
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>>34751049
Do you say this from experience or porn?
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I'm a mulatta girl. I'm not unintelligent or loud, the opposite actually. I'm also really thin/petite and have no curves. The girl you posted isn't really attractive, OP.
Anyways though, reducing black women to only being good for sex is basically just saying they're sex objects. So that's mean, anon.
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>>34751098
I understand being frustrated about being stereotyped as a sex object but the woman in that picutre is absolutely delish

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How do we get rid of trapfags?
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>>34750994
Use more traps
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>>34750994

vote in more republicans
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>>34750994
Deport them to Brazil

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Hey anon, don't you have a date for Valentine's Day? It's really easy bro, just ask her out
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>just be confident breh xDD
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>>34750976
Memes aside, 90% of our problem is that we're too shy to even try or approach girls.
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No car. I have over 7k in the bank from my jobs but my parents drive me to work. I am a perfect driver no accidents ever. I have been driving for 3 years but they still won't let me get a license or a car under 10k because it is a "waste of money". The DMV is far away as fuck and you have to bring your own car so I am literally under their thumb. I hate my life. I've even had female coworkers offer me a lift home which is fucking embarrassing and I rejecited all offers.

I am ugly and DYEL anyway so no one would want me.

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helu and wlcum tu mcodnadz dirv throgh, wat wuld yu liek tu ordr?
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>>34750948
A knuckIe sandwich
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>>34750948
Repeating numbers and a large fry please
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>>34750962
>>34750985
oh no tehcnial eorr, giv m 1 mmoetn tu cal teh eelctirc min, w ar so sori

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You will never explore this wonderful landscape irl

You will never experience it's astetic beauty

You'll never have that beer with Barney
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>>34750890
>It's the half life sperg again
Don't you have some games you should be playing?
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>>34750972
get the fuck out non-autist.
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>>34750890
It's a shitty game anyway

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YES! Finally you degenerates are going to get what you deserve with your 'lolli' and other degeneracy
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Paedos don't already get the death penalty? If you're going to have a death penalty why wouldn't you execute paedophiles? wtf america
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I support this.

Death is literally the only cure.
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can we just give everything the death penalty? why are we beating around the bush about crime when we're the country that locks everyone up?

if it's a felony, you should get the death penalty.

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Why cant she be real

I just want to hug her and watch dumb movies and listen to her dumb laugh and cuddle with her and tell her she's not defective. Please
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Just go to Tumblr, there's a million mentally ill fatties there waiting for a non-white male to sweep them off their feet.
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>>34750835
>watching Steven Universe

Let no one convince you suicide is not an option
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>>34750863
I DONT WANT THEM

I WANT AMETHYST
SHES A GREAT QUARTZ I LOVE HER

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If you are so desperate, why don't you settle for an average girl, like pic related?
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>>34750804
>implying average girls want to settle
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>her
>average
Are you fucking retarded?
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le b8bbait8b8
XDDD

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Patrician taste only, please
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>>34750787
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6tqMVcbRe8
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Some anon posted this album yesterday and it is very nice and very feelsy definitely

Plus the cover art might be my favorite, ever.
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>>34750840
What kind of music is it, anon?

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I want to spoon with a girl, to feel warm and comfy. But i have accepted that i'll never get to do that, i'm just not desirable enough for any woman.
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I want to cuddle with a guy, but I've accepted that I'll probably always be alone.
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You don't spoon girls, you fork them.
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>tfw dont have a cuddle buddy anymore

i miss it i dont even want sex just cuddles 24/7

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I finally got a date, fucked it all up
>go to her place
>ring the door bell, im nervous as fuck, her dad opens
>i shake his hand and say hello very quietly, had shit in my throat
>accidently fart, feel face becoming red
>try to save the situation, say "why dont u give me a tour of the house?"
>house is quite small, he just points at kitchen and the door to their bedroom
>try to crack a joke, say "oh so thats where the magic happens" and wink my right eye
>he says nothing
>later were having dinner, im trying to be nice, say "let me help you with that" when her mother carries pot of potatoes
>accidently drop them on the floor
>make up excuse to leave 5 min later
>fuck
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How did your date reacted?
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>>34750724
That's the twist, their was no date
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>>34750618
>oh so thats where the magic happens

kek

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