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*foo fighters everlong plays gently in the background*
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>>34752148
My fav Cody Lane vid is her AMWF one
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>>34752178
Nothing is better than seeing a White girl with an Asian guy
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=d3f6462c461fe46c632f
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>>34752192
I like how she spreads like that with her hands on her thighs every time she does missionary
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>Replaced everything I eat with sausages because protein takes the most energy to digest
>Nothing but sausages every day for breakfast, lunch, dinner and tea
>After two weeks haven't lost any weight
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Are you actually stupid or has the weight loss bait gone this low?
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gayest thing I've heard all day
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>>34752040
>>Replaced everything I eat with sausages because protein takes the most energy to digest
eat chicken instead, they are cheaper, a more pure source of protein, and won't give you cancer like sausages.
also eat alot more fibre it has 0 calories and makes you feel full..
that is all.
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There's this cute girl that I always see out of my work window and sometimes we make eye contact. How do I make a move here bros
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>>34752024
Open the window and start shouting at her
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>>34752024
Slap your penis on the window when she walks by.
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>>34752038
>>34752047
both excellent suggestions.
compared to those winners this is probably worthless but you could always try...
smiling and waving at her when you make eye contact and see if she reciprocates before doing something stupid?
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How fucking autistic do you have to be to take pride in never working a job?
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No pride, but it feels very comfy and enjoyable
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>>34752014
Wow you sound a little butt hurt wagie
Did Mr. Noseberg only give you 12 minutes for lunch today?
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Imagine being so butthurt about having to work that you come to a board frequented by NEETs and post threads about how autistic you think they are. If you hate your job so much just fucking quit it you loser
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If you want to consume goods and services then you need to work. If you don't produce any goods or services then you have nothing to trade with other individuals.
How can you make fun of "wagecucks" when your survival is entirely dependent on the good feeling the receive from acting benevolent.
You guys sound like a homeless beggar on the street mocking all the "normies" passing by and giving him money.
Pic related, a market economy is based upon us both having something to trade and being better off for it. If you produce 0 why should I be giving you anything at all?
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Because it is that same system that has exiled us from itself. And because we are exiled into nowhere, there's few things we can do. Easy way out is to just reap the few benefits that the system provides to people like us.
And anyway, soon enough automatization and robotics will replace a huge chunk of the working population, which means that welfare will not only become common, it will be the norm.
Take your outdated archaic socioeconomic system somewhere else. It is people like you that are delaying the inevitable future, a future that will undoubtedly be better for all.
But I bet you will reply to this post in anger because we are leeching off "hardworking" people like yourself huh. All because of a deeply-rooted resentment you have against this very system, because it has undoubtedly failed you as well (why are you here, otherwise?)
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>>34752005
Fuck off with your collectivist rethoric. Society may as well go to shit after I'm death. What do I care?
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>>34752297
Collectivist? This is individualism. Capitalism. Free markets are based upon individuals trading their specialized labor because it allows them to consume a grater array of goods then if they had to produce everything themselves.
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Why aren't you vegan? It gives you the ability to trigger normies, fat feminists, and lacto-ovo vegetarians who think it's still the 80s, by just existing, and other vegans by being a whole food vegan instead of imitation tendies vegan.
>inb4 you all get triggered by this post
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hmmm i have been looking to increase my smugness
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Paleo is better
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>>34752062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgc-6zZj034
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>still no scandinavian bf
life is suffering
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>>34751892
show me your medusa
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>>34752054
>mfw i actually have a medusa
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>>34752118
>posts pictures of manga she hasn't even read
go inside the trash can, thank you, thanks
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What does your cum taste and smell like r9k?
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>>34751883
Literally feces, not sure what's wrong
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smells like pancake batter
does not taste like pancake batter
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Uncooked eggs and tastes like a salty substance. Don't know what to compare to, but yeah. Not that I would know... That's what I hear. Not like I tried or anything.
Nice weather we're having.
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>barely eat anything all day
>always lower than 2000 calories
>do this for 4 months
>still gain weight
robots explain how this happens
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move more fatty
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>>34751795
2000000% sure you're not exercising along with eating less
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By not counting calories right. We make fun of you over on >>>/fit/.
How much do you weigh and how are you counting calories? You are doing something very wrong.
Are you exercising at all? That would help.
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I don't understand. Why is was i cursed with a horrendous chin and jawline, this isn't fair, this can't be happening.
Is there any way i could fix this? Please lads.
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You could get plastic surgery if you're really that precious about it.
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>tfw major overbite and 5+ mm overjet
I'm going to lose some weight and then look into the overbite jaw surgery, it might be the reason why I have poor sleep as well, since I snore and a receded jaw position restricts your airways
It's been all I could think of the last 3 days, if I'm lucky I might get it for free due to insurance
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>>34751788
At least you're no a manlet.
5'7 here reporting in, my sister is taller than me and I want to die.
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post pictures of mike pence, please
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>>34751736
How about I don't post pictures of Mike Pence, but instead post a picture of a suicidal bird
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Fuck yourself you goddamn nigger
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>>34751736
Not this faggot again
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>when someone more intelligent than you talks to you
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cicada 3301 is a private chatroom
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Then you spill your spaghetti trying to look as smart as that person and you realize how dumb you are and your image of yourself isnt as great as it is in reality
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A coworker has been trying to teach me some more advanced stuff on the job.
Long story short, my retardation has really been starting to show these last couple o' days.
Bless her patience.
She isn't bad looking either, on the contrary, making the whole thing considerably worse.
>14 year old sister is better at dota than me
>I've been playing twice as long as she has
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>>34751721
fuck her in order to assert your dominance
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mmr?
her mmr?
how many hours you have played?
favourite heroes?
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>>34751721
Hang out with her more and see how she plays
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>tfw woke up at 4pm and eat a whole bread for breakfest with cheese and salami
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>tfw feet smell like salami
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>>34751717
what exactly is one bread?
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>>34751717
Gluttony feels amazing but it shows you are a weak willed human.
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Akward work experiences 2017-02-09 05:51:59 Post No.34751680
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Feel free to share greentexts, stories and opinion on other people's stuff
>be me, 21 finance/economy student, intern in a financial institution
>receive an invitation by HR through work email to participate in an advertising campaign for new intern positions, something about letting other college students know of the positions and to appear in the ad pictures
>Reply because I know some people in my class might be interested and there's some alleged bonus for each one that actually gets hired, never liked taking pictures though
>days pass
>HR person approaches my place earlier today
>"Hi anon, just wanted to remind you that the invitation for the campaign is still open and actually the photographers are working with some people right know in X floor, they can either be solo photos or group, you look like a great young face to represent company, come with us!"
>Say I only wanted to let people know about the open positions at school but I was not interested in the photoshoot
>"What a shame, no problem"
>mfw they saw my aesthetic potential and I rejected the opportunity to get more involved because of insecurities
It was nice to be asked/reminded and I know I'm a good looking guy but I don't consider myself to be photogenic, would you have rejected the offer, robots?
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>>34751680
Self bump, forgot this board is filled with NEETs
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>be 23
>graduated from college last year with economics/finance
>get a job after about 2-3 months of searching
>realize I majored in the wrong thing
>realize that I don't like economics and just did it because my parents pushed me into doing it
>now I'm a NEET
not really awkward but whatever
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>be 25
>enter thread called Awkward work experiences
>realize i don't feel like reading that wall of text
>leave a pity bump