Post your normie filters. Here's my favorite.
>"Welcome to the N.H.K. or Steins;Gate?
If the person hasn't seen either, has only seen S;G or prefers S;G he is a normie.
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what if they rightfully tell you to get some better taste you fucking pleb?
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>>34752617
I don't care if you hate N.H.K., but if you think S;G is better than it, you can most likely relate to "normal" problems better than to "robot" ones. The series are very similar, but they have a different tone.
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I ask the person whether they know the Hyperdimension Neptunia franchise.
Currently I only know one person in high school who's barely heard of it.
Maybe the threshold's too low, but it's rather likely that other people probably know other unimaginable non-normie shit.
Or that the real non-normies don't engage social contact just like I do.
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>buy a six-pack and a game for neetbux because I wanna get extra cozy this weekend
>after being forced to watch my moms stupid dog for 2 days I'm exhausted since I got like 8 hours of sleep
>game finished downloading so I go down to get beer
>notice it's only 1 left
>go to living room and ask mom why she stole my beer
>starts going on her usual drunk rant saying I need to get out more often even thought she spends most of her time at home herself
>she's been an alcohol since I was a kid
>I leave and go up to my room with my last beer
>game doesn't work
Why do these things happen?
I've never done anything wrong to anyone to deserve living like this...
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>>34752537
Thats really though luck. Do you financially depend on her?
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>>34752537
>>after being forced to watch my moms stupid dog for 2 days I'm exhausted since I got like 8 hours of sleep
there's so many funny things about this
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These things happen because you let them, it's easier for you to continue being a victim instead of taking a common sense approach to preventing people taking advantage of you.
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White genocide is why I don't have a gf
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>>34752511
Nah, plenty of white guys have gfs. Your personality is why you don't have a gf.
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>>34752511
I really wish people would walk on the street and actively hunt down and blatantly murder whites in masses. I'm not being hateful, I just want white racists to at least have a shred of validity when they start ranting about their """""white genocide""""". Bending and stretching the UN's definition of genocide until it fits your narrative simply doesn't cut it.
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>>34752653
But that does happen; see Zimbabwe.
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any robots play pic related? me and my buddy are looking for people to play this game with. no need to talk if you dont want to. post steam/Uplay names.
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I thought that game was shit but I have been really absorbed in Witcher
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>>34752489
>only one Jewish character
>named Ash
is Ubisoft redpilled?
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i'm a bit of a noob but sure, enjoying it more than csgo that's for sure
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197994003201/
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*cocks hammer*
0.o??
What's this, Anon?
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>>34752447
It's a candy dispenser.
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>>34752447
It's nasal spray.
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Dispenser for suppository pills.
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I think I'm falling in love with a girl.
How about that?
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You aren't falling "in love" with her. You're merely temporarily infatuated with her, likely because she's a female and gives you a little bit of attention or appears to be nice.
Romantic love between two humans does not exist. Romantic "love" is merely a socially and culturally constructed ideal based on sexual infatuation.
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How does it feel OP? What is she like? What do you like about her?
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>>34752444
Congrats man. Now get off /r9k/, it'll poison your mind and make you make stupid decisions.
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>be 19, 4 years ago
>end school, be a social outcast with no friends or interests, never get out home and live in parent's basement
>1 year ago
>realize that's a bullshit way to live and start trying to be an actual human
>start going out, go to clubs and shit, actually find a decent job, go to parties and events etc.
>meet decent friends who help me doing adult stuff and help me deal with my autism (they help me choose what to wear and try their best to make me cope with my speech impairment)
>six months ago
>reveal I'm actually autistic to them
>very tame kind of autism, not, like, the "really fucked up retarded" kind of autism
>they're cool with that, say it doesn't matter
>fucking happy, ego through the roof and start to feel like actual human being
>one month ago
>meet this girl, solid 8/10, would date
>they help me with everything; what to say, how to behave, what to do with my impairments
>this morning
>meet girl
>straight up ask her to go eat something after work
>she laughs and straight up say "no"
>ego back to 0
I know it's retarded to go down like that after one single rejection, but it makes me feel like I'm never going to be a normal person. I had to tell this to someone; did not told to roomates or friends, too ashamed.
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>have had the EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE
>cried like a bitch after it
>got my shit together few weeks later and met an even better girl who said yes
Don't give up anon take a rest for two weeks and find another one
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>>34752434
Bro, non-autistic people get rejected constantly as well. You're doing well on your journey to become more normal, and you need to be proud of that, but you can't just assume that you'll never be rejected or that there won't be any setbacks, because that will never be the case. Even Chads get rejected, the difference being that they deal with it and move on faster. Good luck, anon, and godspeed.
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Well done mate you're doing really well, keep your chin up
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>ugh anime? can't you talk about anything else on this date?
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Do you wear diapers?
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>>34752383
>sips some Pepsi
>keep some in the straw
>blow the trapped Pepsi out of the straw
>create a stream of Pepsi flowing into the tit crevice
Looks like anime was enough to get you weight heh heh
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>>34752383
I haven't said a single thing about anime though.
>turns her head to reveal a bluetooth headset
>"excuse me, I'm talking. What, no don't worry Jason, just some weird guy talking to me"
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Is it weird that I really want a gf but don't give two shits about having friends?
Do I subconsciously just want one to validate myself?
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I don't know. I just want to marry Lillie and we'll run a Pokemon daycare together
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Everyone deep down desires some form of affection or loves something/someone so naw.
It's fine you don't want friends, friends come and go but lovers are of value.
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Nope, not weird. Friends are boring, extremely temporary, and fake.
I just want a bf. No friends, pls.
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What do you think of this? 2017-02-09 06:31:46 Post No.34752336
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Asian girl beats and bullies white girl til she cries https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sO7w_TL-d-4
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>>34752336
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Looks like a typical american school. Kids think chimping out like a nigger makes them cool. And the fatass bus driver has no idea how to control the situation. This country deserves to be nuked.
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wtf i love asian girls now
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What's your excuse now? 2017-02-09 06:28:54 Post No.34752282
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Get in here fat robots.
Tell me, why you're still a virgin when there are women like this out there?do you really believe they exist? Or this girl is just doing it for the attention and/or have more YouTube subscribers this get paid for having a lot of views on her video?
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fembot here, chubby boys are definitely the best
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>>34752469
problem is that many fat guys are also short
like dobson
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>>34752282
Link please.
Orginjzbha
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Hey guys so I went out to the bar yesterday with a couple of friends. As I was talking to some chick I looked down at my beer and saw this. Pepe is life
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>>34752274
This bait is of the low quality
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>>34752294
Not bait senpai. This really happened
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I wish I had beer
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Red pill me on low lower back tattoos, especially the tribal ones.
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"i'm a single mom and i like to get buttfucked doggystyle while my fetal alcohol syndrome son watches"
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Tramp stamps are associated with trollops, sluts and degenerate women. Often coupled with some kind of tribal tattoo, a love heart, star or dolphin elsewhere on the body.
I mean, we all make mistakes, but most of them we can pretend never happened. A "slag tag" is there forever and will always attract sniggers and judgment from those not stupid enough to get one.
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They sure work.
I know this boi who works at a gay strip club and has one that's two paw prints positioned as if a dog stepped in ink them bent him over and fucked him.
Tbh I have to fight the urge to take him against the nearest wall literally every time I see him.
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>tfw found some British chick
>she was from Northern England
>we did all sorts of degenerate shit online
>also talked for hours on end on skype and kik
>half the time we'd be just staring at each other on skype
>I'd end up keeping her up til 4 or 5 am every night just talking
>I was 17 and she was 22
>I ended up sperging out on her
>also I was disrupting her studying because I was keeping her up every second or third night (her time)
>she ended up "admitting" after a few months that she was just "using" me for emotional and sexual relief (lolwut?)
>we stop talking
Fast forward three years
>I check her shit out on facebook
>she's dating this guys that seems nice enough
>they both seem happy
>she seems happy
>at least he's white
This is the closest I've ever been to being a a cyborg/normie, anyone else ever do this stuff?
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>>34752248
No one else? Are you all pathetic virgins here?
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>>34752248
>british
mate that's disgusting, why would anyone be that desperate? only good looking women in the UK are the polish/slavs/other europeans.
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>>34752633
She was/is actually pretty cute. Plus I was 17, she was 22 and liked to watch me jerk off on mobile skype and talk for hours when we were done.
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Hello r9k, Chad here, AMA.
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with face like that? i don't think so>>34752167
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>>34752167
which 2hu?
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>>34752167
>"I am chad"
Well, I'm convinced, how many stacies are you fucking tonight? and how many pizzas are they bringing along?