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What do
>be me, college boi
>fairly qt petite blonde grill in my dorm takes interest in me
>hang out a few times go on a few dates
>she texts me a lot, clearly wants the D
>not entirely sure but maybe starting to have feelings for her
>kiss her, finger etc but refuse to supply the peen because I'm not sure how I feel yet
>visit my parents and grandparents this past weekend
>they ask me about grills, tell them I am talking to one
>they get excited and ask for me to show a picture
>show best looking picture I can find
>they look for a few seconds and go "oh... yeah, she has.. pretty eyes!"
>they immediately start talking about something else
>wtf.gaypeg
What the fuck? She's not ugly by any means.. fit body, small, blonde.. face about a 6.5-7/10
What gives? Fuck this shit I finally thought I found a GF and now my family is causing me to second guess myself. Only person who wasn't there was my dad, who is a gangster and has my back all the time, but I am now even afraid to tell him.
I am thinking about dropping this girl... but I cannot decide.
I have to know fast though, before I spend a bunch of money on her for Valentine's Day.
WHAT DO???
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>>34753861
Kys nigger
Fguiffgh
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Go ask a board that has this experience to provide advice
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>>34753861
Lmao normie, gtfo wrong board.
post it on /b/, it's full of normies like you.
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I'll start:
>be me
>early last year
>met girl in a cab, talk and get along
>not qt, but not so ugly, 5.5/10 maybe
>she gets off the cab, I ask for her number, which she gives to me
>one week passes
>bored, remember I have her number, decide to text her and use this chick as practice to hone my social skills with girls
>say hi, she responds in a decent timeframe, get the conversation going
>she's actually pretty nice, kinda fun, if not a bit "mature" (I was 22, she was 28)
>time to get kinky with this broad
cont'd
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>>34753856
>ask her if she has a bf, which she does, and tells me she's been with her for about 4 years and that he's very nice yadda yadda
>asks me if I have a gf
>respond I don't, but that "I've always been attracted to girls like you, you know?"
>she picks it up, doesn't freak out, I then conclude that if she gave her number to a stranger like me in a cab and didn't freak out, she must have some interest, which, after some lewd texts, she does
>quickly the thing got raunchy, she sends me nudes, asks me for dick pics, and then start talking about favorite sex positions and whatnot
>I pull answers straight out of my ass, since I'd only had sex once back when I was 16
>she said she liked anal, gave decent head and that, despite "loving my boyfriend to death, a girl has her needs"
>agree to meet up at her place a week later
>I'm kinda nervous, and I don't like her at all since she's not my type, but willing to fuck her as a statement to myself that maybe I can pull this kind of things more often
>I get there, she buzzez me in, greet her and we go inside
>acting very friendly, she asks me how I've been and if I want something to drink, as if I was an old friend even tho we just met like two weeks ago
>tells me the boyfriend is out of town on holiday or some shit
>she opens a bottle of wine, we go to her room and sit on her bed, talking
>fast forward 10 minutes later, we're taking off each other's clothes and kissing
>try to act alpha and behave dominant, take her pants off and start eating her pussy despite not knowing how, but what the fuck, she's moaning
>put a rubber on, and procceed to fuck her
>she's moaning really loud now, and begs me to fuck her doggystyle, which I do
>suddenly get a brilliant idea
>I slow down and she turn around, asking me what's wrong
>I, grinning like an eveil genius, tell her that there's something that would make me cum buckets that "we'd find very kinky"
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>>34753882
>tell her to call her boyfriend, and ask him how he's doing and all that, WHILE I'M FUCKING HER IN THE ASS
>she just laughs, and depsite her initial disbelief, thining I was only joking, agrees
>I put it in her pooper
>holyfuckthisfeelsamazing.jpeg
>start ramming her
>tell her to put the speaker on. she does.
>the guy answers, noticeably excited, while she asks him how's the trip
>he answers that it's cool, that he misses her, that it's cold where he is
>all while this girl has my dick as hard as thor's hammer in her shitter, biting the pillow as to not let out her moans
>he asks her how she's doing
>I slow down a bit, she tells her about her week and that "she loves him and misses him"
>I'm literally diamond hard
>after a while they hang up and she laughs. at this point, I cum like I've never cummed before, in her ass
After that, we just sat and talked over some cigarettes, then I got my shit and went home. She kept messaging me for about a month, but I cold shoulder'd her and eventually ghosted her until she texted me no longer.
I checked her instagram a couple weeks ago, and she keeps updating it with pics of her with the boyfriend, with love emoticons and all that.
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>>34753856
Fucked too girls from my work one of them I took her virginity
The girl who's virginity I took, she "set me up" with thr other girl as a test to see if I "really loved her."
Long story short I fucked the girl and still took the other ones v-card
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How do you cope with bugs, lads?
My room is turning into a giant bug zoo. There are ants and smaller bugs everywhere and I ocasionally see roaches, hornets and maggots around. It's kind of upsetting but I'm getting used to it.
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>>34753840
I have a great idea for you. i hope it will enchant you. Begin a bug collection ?
Please take a moment to think of it anonkun!!!
Thank you, it could amuse you. What do gou think ?
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>>34753840
clean your room once a month you retard
lol
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>>34753840
What is your response ?
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No, it is not fake, it is not from a satire site like the onion, it is real.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3710505/What-Tinder-strategy-Men-likely-casually-swipe-right-women-match-attract-them.html
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i'm so interested in the swiping habits of normies
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>>34753796
Fucking patriarchy ruining everything
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>>34753796
>trust me bois its a legit sauce
>dailymail
kill yourself shill.
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I know its not the same thing.
But will girls know that porn is the only thing I know about sex?
Or do you believe its something that will come natural, there and then?
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>>34753768
all that matters is that you dont cum in the first five minutes
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>>34753768
The biggest difference is your body, watching porn you ignore it.
You will notice the difference.
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You stop caring once you realize you'll never have sex.
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Anon, why do you about the past so much? Doludnt you have your own past adventures?
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>>34753764
>why do you about the past so much?
You fucked up
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>>34753764
>Doludnt you have your own past adventures?
nigga hwut?
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i have had a dark past, got it memorized
hehe nothin personnel babe
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>tfw I'm happy being alone
I suppose I got lucky, seeing as what I read here day after day...
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>>34753742
How old are you? How long have you been alone?
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>>34753782
I'm 28, and I moved away from my family when I was 19.
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>>34753742
Well OP. Thats because you have went years without relationship. I never had a girlfriend. I do get lonely, but same as you, I can be happy alone.
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>go to sports clips to get a haircut for first time in 5 months
>I give the hair cuttress my requested haircut, I wrote it down on a piece of paper prior, and handed it to her
>hair cuttress tries to talk to me, I ignore her
>she leans in and her breasts get close to me face as she uses the clippers on the top back of my head
>I get a boner
>she notices and calls the police
>writing this from my jail cell right now
What do I do
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>>34753717
rot in prison you freak
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>>34753717
Should have cummed on her face.
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>>34753717
Calling the cops for getting a boner after rubbing her breast all over your face? If she's cutting hair, she shouldn't be wearing cleavage.
Women are evil sluts
>6'1 good facial features but balding so can only go buzz cut
>get laid but not very often
>get successful hair transplant finally
>literally SWIMMING in pussy now that I grew out my hair and got a good style
Fuck all the retards who told me to just shave it off and stop caring. Fucking ignorant retards.
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>>34753685
Post new hair.
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>>34753685
i am also here for new hair
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new hair please originally
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Hello there, /r9k/! Before you take another step, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Gaenor, and I'm... well, I'm an entrepreneur of sorts. I was wondering if I could ask a small favor of you
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>>34753643
Here, take this pack of Scrolls of Icarian Flight!
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>3e 427
>speaking to elves
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>>34753643
ASk, old man ! But dont waist my time
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>cut off my hand
>die
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>>34753623
I'm not sure who you're quoting, but they sound like they had an unfortunate end
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>>34753623
Only in half life.
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>>34753623
>cut off my hand
>starting to die
Wow you're right why didn't I think of this sooner
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>be in study group last night
>this qt, shy girl needs help
>help her out
>start talking about stuff
>she asks if we can study tomorrow (aka today) before the quiz
>I say sure
>she never texted me
>mfw
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Your supposed to text her first you autist
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>>34753618
Keep trying, specially with number 5
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"shy girl"
"never texted back"
OP you fucking autist, she's shy. YOU have to text first. Just do it, you have nothing to lose. I promise you she'll respond.
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your gf tells you she's into scat and wants to try it with you. how do you react, robots?
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>>34753576
Sure, let's give it a shot.
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>>34753576
Say no and she's says okay because she wouldn't make me do something I'm not comfortable with. Life isnt that hard I don't understand how you guys don't get how human beings work.
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>>34753576
Proceed to poop on her
If you don't, you're gay
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Sexy raccoons
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Mmm plumppp
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but that's a cat
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dayum she thiccccc
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Anybody know this feelio?
>Don't live in America but know more about it and pay more attention to things happening there than stuff of my own country
>4chan is the only site where I feel at home
>completely alienated myself from people of my nationality and am more american than my own nationality
>Hence people don't like me because I'm not insertnationality at all
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>>34753474
I know that feelarino
And you are from?
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>>34753555
Finland
We have a native 4chan ripoff but honestly it's more like a tumblr in image board clothes
Think r9k made out of nothing but normieposting and fembot threads, except the whole site is like that
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>>34753474
I'm at the point where I forget words in my language and have to look it up in a dictionary searching for the English term.