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A few days ago I was at a party and met an irresistible guy. One of those men who make my brain shout "No!" but my body scream "Yes!". Later that night I found myself sitting on his face, naked.

We only had oral but a few days later I noticed something was off. It hurt to pee and I felt a burning sensation and found a few sores near my labia. I had an anxiety attack and googled what it was and it turns out I have herpes now. Today I went to see a gyno and he just confirmed it. I've been crying all day now, I'm unloveable and unfuckable now and I want to die.

So yeah, I guess I'm a fembot again now. Nobody will ever want to have sex with me again because a normie gave me herpes. I can't tell my friends out of shame so I'm writing here.
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>>34754742
ROASTIE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>34754742
>I guess I'm a fembot again

>One of those men who make my brain shout "No!" but my body scream "Yes!"

Kill yourself.
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we warned you about chads you dumb roastie

but did you listen?

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fuckin normies man
>my son just came home from college
>one of the first social interactions I have with him is yellin at him for not liking to socially interact with ppl
>dad yells at us both cause he doesnt like when ppl yell
why does my stacey mother unironically believe yelling at me works and why does my dad engage instead of fucking off outside and having a drink like he usually does
also
>be grateful cause we dud everything we could for you except being consequential and doing what we are saying ourselves
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>>34754718
>my son just came home from college
>dad yells at us both

??? Is this a my wifes boyfriend situation?
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>>34754761
no I just started the post in third person and switched to first person cause I was tilted
sorry for the misunderstanding
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>>34754718
because most moms were Stacy sluts when they were young

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> First world citizen
> Didnt order himself a loving 9/10 second world wife
Just why?
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>first world citizen
>wanting a wife
>wanting to be responsible for another adult
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She is going to cuck you immediately and find a better, richer man
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She's going to cuck me for a worse man. But she won't realize it until after.

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it's time for that rose thing again

still alive edition
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not time to die just yet lads
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>you will never kiss her soft and tender lips

Why live?
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>>34754707
all we have to do is dream

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What are your weaknesses and how can you turn them into an advantage?

I've recently been thinking that even though i have a lot of flaws and weaknesses, it should be possible to turn weaknesses into strenghts.
For example, I have severe social issues, so i don't have any friends, and don't give a shit about my family or relatives.
But that also means i have nothing that ties me down to my hometown, and i could move anywhere i want on the planet, or at least in this country. Wages in my town are rather low and there aren't a lot of jobs, and culture is non-existant, so it would make sense to move.

And you??
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>>34754626
>What are your weaknesses and how can you turn them into an advantage?
I got nothin left.
I could matybe be a martyr forsomething
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>weakness
IBS stomach
>advantage
WAY LESS work due to me shitting alot
>actual weakness
i actually shit the whole time
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>>34755926
Do u fart?
Tm.

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I am a totally normal person who enjoys being around other people. Why am I so alone?
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Do you suck?
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are you

>ugly

>clingy

>stinky

>annoying

>negative

>loud

>always talking about yourself

>muslim

?
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>>34754615
Because you's a clown.

Stupid fuck.

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>TFW fell for the LA meme
>TFW I just want to go back to Houston
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Cities are the real meme.
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Is that you Adrian and/or Sam
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>>34754588
checked

>california
not even once

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I got drunk and told off a couple of random roasties. Not gonna lie, it was one of the greatest moments of my life
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>>34754573
Good job anon, you're a real hero.
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>>34754573
Please describe that roaring flame of indignation in tantalizing detail. I live off secondhand happiness.
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>>34754767
I stumbled into my local bodega drunk to get the days newspapers and some brownies. I look to my right and see a couple of roasties buying some booze. Probably for an orgy with lacrosse chads. They give me the stink eye and I erupt in awesomeness. The looks on their faces were worth all the gold in the world. They weren't unsent to any man speaking that way to them, let alone a mornidlynobese autististic neet. They were in the verge of tears. The cashier was smirking at them. As if to say, get fucked cunts. I then made my grand exit after spitting with them. I walked home with a sense of pride not seen since when ever. It was glorious anons. I did it for all of u.

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>hate going to sleep
>time to wake up, want to continue sleeping forever
>hate going to shower
>when in shower, don't want to leave

Why does it happen? WHY
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>>34754567
>don't want to die
>give this whole suicide thing a try
>never want to live again
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>>34754670
>find out afterlife actually exists
>get tired of being dead
literally cant win
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>tfw you're in that half-awake half-asleep state
>sense that your dream is coming to an end
>desperately try to engage back into your dream
>struggle for a good 10 or 15 minutes
>eventually fully awake and feel like shit
>lay in bed for another half-hour trying to go back to sleep but can't

What does r9k acutally think about the jews?
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>>>/pol/

originaldooriginal
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They are bad.

But they won and we are living in the aftermath.
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>>34754536
>What does r9k acutally think about the jews?
JEWS

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Let me know if you want more. I could keep this up for a while.
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>>34754493
We had a good one of these threads a few days ago with robots BTFO of stupid whores on tinder.

> in
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>>34754493
>mfw she replies "why not both?"
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>>34754493
doitpussee

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make friends, post what you like, post contact info.
add other anons.

I like cats, overwatch and qt things.
discord: ShinyPants#1072
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bump
original message, actually original
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I like hot little boys, psytrance, 80s-90s sci-fi anime
discord: I don't use social media because I'm not a normie
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>>34754726
w-well, thank for bump anon

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Welcome to /r9k/...come and get triggered today !!
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What does that even mean OP
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>>34754419
The easiest way to trigger people is to say the following:

Traps ARE gay and being a faggot is a disease.
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>>34754419
They muted you again, poor boy?

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They said I could become everthing...
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>>34754398
Who's she?
oreganodesusenpaitachi
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>>34754398
...so she became a camwhore...
beautiful story anon...
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>>34754420
>>34754436
>she

essence of kek

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>girl makes facebook post about how all alone she always is
>within 5 minutes there are 80 likes and 20 replies
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>>34754269
>robot whines about how hard and unfair life is
>he has drinkable running water, electricity, access to plentiful food he doesn't have to grow, medical care, plumbing, video games and can sit on his ass all day
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>>34754269
You sound like a bitch

Oror
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>>34754269
what a slut, i will take great pleassure in raping one of these kinds

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