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Most redpills are very negative, what are some little known truths that can give a person hope?
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>Some guy sees a post who makes him angry.
>Makes a post he knows will make someone else angry.
>Another person is now angered, and he too goes out to make someone else angry.
>Thus continues the cycle of anger.
Some people have this behavior so ingrained in them, that their whole personality is a big middle finger to other people. They live and breathe to cause anger and annoyance.
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I love diet and nutrition red pills.
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>>39065106
Not many people actively hate you or judge you as you think, its just your imagination working overdrive in a stressful situation

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There are more tiers than generally admitted. One man's Chad is another's beta cuck
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>>39065048
Chad
Virgin
Wizard

Those are the tiers decided by the memes, those are the tiers to work with.
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That chad doesn't give a fuck because he slays so much other puss tbqh. Him being friends with that 10/10 cheerleader gives him an endless pool of vag to plunge through. Also he's probably bent
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>>39065075
But there is movement within the tiers themselves. It just isn't as well defined

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>be 26
>never went to parties
>don't drink
>don't do drugs
>exercise normally
>still making minimum wage in a grocery store doing produce

I thought people like us were supposed to be successful. Who else a /failure/ here?
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>>39064974
>tfw 22
>still cant even fucking drive
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>>39064974
>still making minimum wage in a grocery store doing produce
Who's to blame for that?
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>>39065101
Then go and take driving lessons. You are making this sound harder than it is.

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What can I do as a male with a small penis to satisfy woman during the sex?
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Sit in the corner while a real (black) male takes care of business.
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make sure you watch lots of anime and get depressed because the real world is not like said anime, that's how you make it in life
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You don't. If you're having sex, you don't belong here

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>tfw you need to eat 1300 calories a day to lose weight
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>>39064551
Not true. You just need to consume less than you can burn off.
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>>39064551
>want to lose weight
.>tell mommy to quit buying junk
>she doesn't
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>>39064551
If this is true you don't need to lose weight. If you're actually a fatass eating around 2000 will still be a net loss of calories.

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I bought 5 bit coins 1 week ago, at the value of 3300$

1 bit coin is 4200 right now, so I made 4500 dollars in one week, doing nothing but shit posting on r9k.

Why aren't you investing in bit coins?
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I bought 40 for $330 each a few years ago.

I wouldn't recommend getting into it now unless you're already pretty well off financially.
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Too poor, making like 300 or so bucks a month. Feeling generous to share some love? I won't sell until 1mil / coin
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>>39064414
HOW? WALK A RETARD THROUGH IT PLEASE
ASKING FOR A FRIEND

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The cure for loneliness is finally accepting people are awful and you are better off on your own.

I stopped caring about le GF, le friends and stopped trying to fit in on /r9k/ Discord shit fests. I haven't been happier in years. Take whatever pill this is called, it works. I'm not restricted by social bounds. I no longer do the virgin walk after my insecurities left me. After I stopped giving a shit, I began to be cold to women. I've fucked six girls in the past month and I dumped all of them. No-one knows my name, and I'm literally a nomad. I'm 6'8" (200 cm) tall and 250 lbs of built-fat because I walk everywhere and have to actually use my body to survive. I bulk by eating like a fucking beast at fast food restaurants and pay for everything with a wad of one dollar bills I get from odd jobs I do. I wash myself in polluted rivers and I haven't groomed myself in months. I'm a pure savage and women love it. You have to wash your ass sometimes, no-one wants to smell that, that's the only exception to my philosophy.

Stuck in your mom's house? Limited by money? Don't worry, I'm in the US and I just got a job and hitchhiked to where I am now. I'm just a nomad "experiencing" life. Call this the worst lifestyle ever, I'm just mooching this free wi-fi from the library until they tell me to leave.

Basically, don't give a fug :-DD
Pic related: Who you'll be in 70 years if you stick around to raise a daughter who will fuck a nigger just to spite you. Not gonna be me tho :^)
>inb4 straight to the archive
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>>39064225
Blackpill/nihilism
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>>39064234
I wouldn't really call it nihilism.

I still care about things. My survival matters, and harming other people is just edgy and since I wouldn't want to be harmed, I don't harm others. Things matter.

I assume the blackpill is the women meme from that eggman video. That's completely correct.
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If I cared that little there's be no reason not to kill myself.

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>Walk into your kitchen
>See this
Wat do?
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>>39064113
>Wat do?

Start eating her pussy and ass
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Turn 360 degrees and walk aways
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>>39064113
Cream her cooch.

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If a girl makes eye contact with me, does that mean she wants to fuck me?
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>>39063992
she finds you interesting
that doesnt mean its a good thing,you might look so ugly its impossible to not look at you
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Its a good sign. Girls have to deal with constant unwanted attention from men, so they typically won't try to give guys any reason to think they are interested in them, that's why small things like eye contact are seen as a sign of attraction.

Don't just take one look as an invitation though, we usually have to scan the area and look at everyone at least once, prolong eye contact is usually a good sign though.
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Well if shebdoesbit twice,go up to her and say hi. What is there to lose?

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>trying to argue with a /pol/ fag
>he starts calling me a nigger cuck shill and then proceeds to post IQ charts
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good job, you were probably saying dumb shit and got btfo
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>>39063948
>makes fun of me and then proceeds to post evidence

what's the problem?
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>>39063948
probably because your a nigger cuck shill that needs to look up on some IQ charts

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Guess what, chumps? It's date night with my wife. We're hankering to get reeeeeeaaaal kinky. She simply loves to please. Just checking in on all of you poo poo heads -- business as usual, eh, eh? Since you're all glued to your computer screens, you'll never be acquainted with such earthly delights. So gratifying.. really hits the spot if y'know what I mean. Wait.. you don't.. what was I thinking.. I should be expecting less than the bare minimum around this neck of the woods. Heheheh.. nothin personnel, kiddos. Better luck next lifetime.
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4/10
originalion
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>>39063896
Lol don't kick your screen off the table when your dry humping your pillow against it
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>>39063970
What's the use of rating my sensualist indulgences on a number scale? What's your metric? By the power of God, I exempt you from this prerogative. Go back to 9gag & Something Awful.

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College either has started or will soon begin for many posters here.
Post about anything and everything related to uni/college in this thread
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>>39063857
Fall quarter starts late September but I'm in Summer school taking a class for the third time. I need to do really well this coming quarter because I'm applying to grad school this Fall and while I have some achievements I don't have any authorships or awards and my GPA will be around 2.9 (but I can explain it somewhat in the personal statement. I also need to take the GRE some time in September so I need to study for that.

I'm pretty nervous about applying because I don't want to need to take a gap year.

Other than that I feel good. I didn't join clubs when I transferred a few years ago and I regret it so I'm looking at a couple right now.

Also, I fell in love with a girl this Summer who has a boyfriend and lives six hours away so that sucks.
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I'M GONNA BE GOING TO GRAD SCHOOL AND DORMING
I NEVER DORMED BEFORE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
ALSO SHOULD I BUY A MACBOOK AIR OR DELL XPS FUCK
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>>39064372
>grad school
>dorming
how did this happen?

>>39064209
wait you're applying this year and you haven't taken the gre yet?

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post feel bangers edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

Soon the wagecucks come back.
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I AM THE ETERNAL BRITFEEL DRAGON

STATE YOUR NEET RELATED WISH AND IT WILL BE GRANTED
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>>39063820
>pink floyd
>tfw this is no longer dad rock, but grandad rock.
Feels good knowing I never listened to that shite.

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Why does everyone think I'm gay?
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>>39063598
And if you were, what would be the problem?
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>>39063598
You might be feminine. Thin, lithe, gregarious, empathic
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Because you aren't showing interest in women, probably.

I'm gay myself but I really do think it's a travesty that there's this preconception that if you aren't a testosterone-infused mega fuck machine 5000, you must be gay. Like, maybe you're just a rational person who thinks about other things most of the time, geez.

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It's been a while, can we get one of these going?
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Women are okay with Pedophilia if you're chad.
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Why are so many women like this?
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>>39063631
this should explain everything to anyone who asks that question.

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